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(Gizmodo)   Australia's PM would like everyone to know he did NOT crap his pants at McDonald's in 1997. No word on Chipotle or Burger King bathrooms   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2021-07-15 8:16:04 AM  
I should hope not. He would have deprived McDonalds of essential burger recycling materials if he had.
 
2021-07-15 8:32:03 AM  
How did they take a perfect situation with covid and NOT get everyone vaccinated? LOL

Such a failure. Nice work guys.
 
2021-07-15 8:44:59 AM  
Scott Morrison is a farking disgrace. Hope he loses his seat next election
 
2021-07-15 8:52:02 AM  
did I hear my name?
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2021-07-15 9:17:19 AM  
If it doesn't smell like shiat, you must acquit.
 
2021-07-15 9:32:49 AM  
I spent well over 60 years never hearing stories about people having these kinds of accidents. Now, you can't swing a cat box without hearing that so-and-so crapped their pants.
 
2021-07-15 9:33:41 AM  
Neither did I, but it wasn't newsworthy. Does this guy do it often enough that him NOT doing it is?
 
2021-07-15 9:34:10 AM  
Burger King is called Hungry Jack's in Australia.

Chipotle is called Chuzwazza's.
 
2021-07-15 9:34:45 AM  
Let's try taco bell.  Those beans are volatile

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2021-07-15 9:36:09 AM  
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2021-07-15 9:36:26 AM  
I also did not shiat my pants in 1997 and anyone who says otherwise is a damn liar.
 
2021-07-15 9:37:18 AM  
Oops, I crapped my pants, mate.
 
2021-07-15 9:38:28 AM  
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2021-07-15 9:39:28 AM  
Funny thing is - who DIDN'T crap their pants at McDonald's in1997?
 
2021-07-15 9:40:27 AM  

Pert: Burger King is called Hungry Jack's in Australia.

Chipotle is called Chuzwazza's.


Because of the metric system?
 
2021-07-15 9:41:04 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I should hope not. He would have deprived McDonalds of essential burger recycling materials if he had.


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2021-07-15 9:41:57 AM  
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

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[CRAPS PANTS]
 
2021-07-15 9:42:43 AM  
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2021-07-15 9:43:20 AM  
He who denied it, supplied it.
 
2021-07-15 9:49:19 AM  
"Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison would like the world to know that he didn't shiat his pants at McDonald's after attending a rugby match in 1997. Why would Morrison bring up such a thing? It's better than talking about the covid-19 situation in Australia right now. "

And you thought your local leaders were bungling their pandemic response.

Imagine if Donald Trump tried something like this.
"No shiat, no shiat. There was no poop. I had total control. I have the best control. And the cleanest underwear. This is fake doody."
 
2021-07-15 10:01:13 AM  
Was that when glenn beck raped and murdered that poor girl?
 
2021-07-15 10:11:36 AM  

ltdanman44: Let's try taco bell.  Those beans are volatile

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why would someone put, what looks like, taco bell diarrhea in a wrap and take a picture.
 
2021-07-15 10:13:28 AM  
Meh, our president is probably crapping his pants right now.
 
2021-07-15 10:14:26 AM  

X-Geek: Pert: Burger King is called Hungry Jack's in Australia.

Chipotle is called Chuzwazza's.

Because of the metric system?


Check out the brains on X-Geek!  ;-)
 
2021-07-15 10:25:58 AM  
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"I put a load of shiat in my pants every morning before I leave the house. Sometimes mine, sometimes the dogs. Its whatever. Im just more comfortable with a full bag."
 
2021-07-15 10:35:28 AM  

no1curr: Scott Morrison is a farking disgrace. Hope he loses his seat next election


Oh. He covered his seat with something, that's for sure.
 
2021-07-15 10:36:05 AM  
ScoMo shiat his pant's at Maccas
 
2021-07-15 10:39:48 AM  
What's this about a Burger King bathroom?

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2021-07-15 10:41:23 AM  
ScoMo most definitely browned his dacks at a maccas.
 
2021-07-15 10:47:05 AM  

Pigeonhole: "Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison would like the world to know that he didn't shiat his pants at McDonald's after attending a rugby match in 1997. Why would Morrison bring up such a thing? It's better than talking about the covid-19 situation in Australia right now. "

And you thought your local leaders were bungling their pandemic response.

Imagine if Donald Trump tried something like this.
"No shiat, no shiat. There was no poop. I had total control. I have the best control. And the cleanest underwear. This is fake doody."


Trump's more of a toilet-clogger than a pants-shiatter, given his complaints about low-flow toilets
 
2021-07-15 10:58:09 AM  

Pert: Burger King is called Hungry Jack's in Australia.

Chipotle is called Chuzwazza's.

Zambrero

/FTFY
//not really, but their founder clearly went to a Chiptole/Baja Fresh/Qdoba in the 90's and said. Yep, we're doing this.
 
2021-07-15 11:16:51 AM  
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2021-07-15 2:34:15 PM  
The years 1998-present, however...
 
2021-07-15 2:38:47 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Pigeonhole: "Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison would like the world to know that he didn't shiat his pants at McDonald's after attending a rugby match in 1997. Why would Morrison bring up such a thing? It's better than talking about the covid-19 situation in Australia right now. "

And you thought your local leaders were bungling their pandemic response.

Imagine if Donald Trump tried something like this.
"No shiat, no shiat. There was no poop. I had total control. I have the best control. And the cleanest underwear. This is fake doody."

Trump's more of a toilet-clogger than a pants-shiatter, given his complaints about low-flow toilets


I wonder if you can clog a toilet with undigested information....
 
2021-07-15 6:06:32 PM  

NewportBarGuy: How did they take a perfect situation with covid and NOT get everyone vaccinated? LOL

Such a failure. Nice work guys.


How?

By doing a deal to help his mate from Hillsong, Kieran Schneemann. Schneemann used to be a federal govt lobbyist, and is now head of the government affairs team at the Australian arm of the British pharmaceutical company AstraZeneca. To put it simply, ScoMo bought a whole bunch of AZ vaccines, instead of buying enough Pfizers for everyone.

Had he gone with Pfizer, who actually approached ScoMo themselves and wanted to use Australia as a showpiece for how well their vaccine could perform, we'd all have been vaccinated with what is clearly the best vaccine months ago. But here we are.
 
2021-07-15 6:53:41 PM  

Nidiot: NewportBarGuy: How did they take a perfect situation with covid and NOT get everyone vaccinated? LOL

Such a failure. Nice work guys.

How?

By doing a deal to help his mate from Hillsong, Kieran Schneemann. Schneemann used to be a federal govt lobbyist, and is now head of the government affairs team at the Australian arm of the British pharmaceutical company AstraZeneca. To put it simply, ScoMo bought a whole bunch of AZ vaccines, instead of buying enough Pfizers for everyone.

Had he gone with Pfizer, who actually approached ScoMo themselves and wanted to use Australia as a showpiece for how well their vaccine could perform, we'd all have been vaccinated with what is clearly the best vaccine months ago. But here we are.


And Dave Sharma, Member for Wentworth (Turnbull's old seat), has shares in Commonwealth Serum Laboratories (CSL), who AZ was contracting to make the vaccine locally. Sharma bought more shares in August 2020.

https://twitter.com/Qldaah/status/134​8​460619834347522
 
2021-07-15 7:09:46 PM  

ansius: Nidiot: NewportBarGuy: How did they take a perfect situation with covid and NOT get everyone vaccinated? LOL

Such a failure. Nice work guys.

How?

By doing a deal to help his mate from Hillsong, Kieran Schneemann. Schneemann used to be a federal govt lobbyist, and is now head of the government affairs team at the Australian arm of the British pharmaceutical company AstraZeneca. To put it simply, ScoMo bought a whole bunch of AZ vaccines, instead of buying enough Pfizers for everyone.

Had he gone with Pfizer, who actually approached ScoMo themselves and wanted to use Australia as a showpiece for how well their vaccine could perform, we'd all have been vaccinated with what is clearly the best vaccine months ago. But here we are.

And Dave Sharma, Member for Wentworth (Turnbull's old seat), has shares in Commonwealth Serum Laboratories (CSL), who AZ was contracting to make the vaccine locally. Sharma bought more shares in August 2020.

https://twitter.com/Qldaah/status/1348​460619834347522


It is all about helping mates, and doing deals and favours, with those in their own little private circles. Essentially you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, and all at the expense of the Australian citizens who have to prop all this up with their tax dollars.

I can only hope it costs him dearly at the next election, but ScoMo wont even care, he'll have a bunch of people who owe him a favour to call on.
 
2021-07-15 7:50:07 PM  
I would not care if he did.
 
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