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(Huffington Post)   Lindsey Graham vows to go to war to protect and defend the principles of... checks notes... Chik-fil-A. Still doesn't care about Jan 6   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2021-07-15 8:45:59 AM  
"I want everyone in South Carolina and across America to know I have Chick fil-A's back,"

So Lindsay, "Chik-fil-A" is the stage name of the dude you met at the Man Hole?
 
2021-07-15 8:47:14 AM  
If they both choked to death on chicken nuggies no one would miss them.
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2021-07-15 9:18:05 AM  
"Give me waffle fries, or give me death!"

-- Patrick Henry
 
2021-07-15 10:47:05 AM  
Pretty casual attitude for a guy in the military.

Oh wait, he's a lawyer, not a soldier.
 
2021-07-15 11:19:45 AM  
Does Chick-fil-A even sell ladybugs?
 
2021-07-15 11:25:15 AM  
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2021-07-15 12:06:51 PM  
Lindsay Graham should go back to keeping his name out of headlines.
 
2021-07-15 12:08:52 PM  

Mugato: "I want everyone in South Carolina and across America to know I have Chick fil-A's back,"

So Lindsay, "Chik-fil-A" is the stage name of the dude you met at the Man Hole?


I think we all know he's too much of a power bottom to ever have someone's back.
 
2021-07-15 12:09:10 PM  
Anyone remember 3 months ago when everyone was mad at Biden for depriving them of Chick-fil-A sauce because they were running out of the take out packets to put the sauce in? Did Republicans save the honey mustard+barbeque+ranch mix yet?
 
2021-07-15 12:09:58 PM  
Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.
 
2021-07-15 12:10:29 PM  

Cafe Threads: Does Chick-fil-A even sell ladybugs?


Only ones stored in a closet.
 
2021-07-15 12:10:35 PM  
He's probably doing it for self preservation
 
2021-07-15 12:10:35 PM  
I thought Republicans bailed on Chik-Fil-A when the said they would stop donating money to anti-gay groups.
 
2021-07-15 12:10:47 PM  
They're still gonna hate you Blanche.
 
2021-07-15 12:10:54 PM  
"He wouldn't lift a finger to stop a violent insurrection, but he could kill for a chicken sandwich," one critic noted.

Not gonna say I don't understand.
I get hangry too sometimes.
 
2021-07-15 12:11:30 PM  
He should cut an ad vowing to kill every Democrat in front of a CFA
 
2021-07-15 12:11:35 PM  
Priorities!

He is playing to the cheap seats with some never-fail red meat.
 
2021-07-15 12:11:42 PM  
It takes a strong man to make a homophobic chicken.
 
2021-07-15 12:11:59 PM  
Like all his principled stands, it will be betrayed soon enough.
 
2021-07-15 12:12:34 PM  
I highly doubt Lyndsey is the top
 
2021-07-15 12:13:08 PM  
Don't ever stop that man from putting a cock in his mouth
 
2021-07-15 12:13:09 PM  
To be fair Graham would go to war over a stale Cheerio.

/Overcompensate, thy name is Lindsay
//Me thinks he doth protest too much.
 
2021-07-15 12:13:39 PM  
So South Carolina pays Lindsey Graham $175,000 a year to protect the interests of Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, who is personally worth $7 billion as of 2020.

Republicans are truly the stupidest goddamn people alive.
 
2021-07-15 12:13:39 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.


It was solid as fast food fare to actually be a decent sized tender chicken patty, but virtually every fast food restaurant has jumped on the chicken sandwich bandwagon after Popeyes to the point you aren't finding something remarkably different at Chick-fil-A anymore.
 
2021-07-15 12:13:56 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.


When I arrived in the USA in 1999, everybody was like "you have to try Chick-fil-A, it's the best thing ever". I never saw so many people be so evangelical about fast food.

I tried it once, and I went like "what the hell, it's just a chicken sandwich. What are people so enthusiastic about,?"
 
2021-07-15 12:14:09 PM  

Plane Guy: To be fair Graham would go to war over a stale Cheerio.

/Overcompensate, thy name is Lindsay
//Me thinks he doth protest too much.


Everyone deserves a cockring in their size.
 
2021-07-15 12:14:46 PM  
Because if I'm in an intense fight, the person I'm looking to for backup is Lindsay Graham.
 
2021-07-15 12:15:46 PM  
WTF is he going to do? Force people to eat there?
 
2021-07-15 12:16:14 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if they handed out sandwiches to anyone willing to fight the government of the United States.

Hate-chicken for tyranny because Jesus to benefit corporate globalism.

It just makes sense to some people.
 
2021-07-15 12:16:23 PM  

padraig: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.

When I arrived in the USA in 1999, everybody was like "you have to try Chick-fil-A, it's the best thing ever". I never saw so many people be so evangelical about fast food.

I tried it once, and I went like "what the hell, it's just a chicken sandwich. What are people so enthusiastic about,?"


The spicy chicken sandwich is pretty damned good. But the regular one is meh. I try to limit myself to a spicy every couple of months, not a fan of the bigotry and it's not healthy at all.
 
2021-07-15 12:17:22 PM  

quatchi: Priorities!


He is playing to the cheap seats with some never-fail red white meat.
 
2021-07-15 12:17:24 PM  
Go to PDQ instead.  I'm a fan, not a franchisee or stockholder.
 
2021-07-15 12:17:55 PM  
The Mossad-backed spy said what now?
 
2021-07-15 12:20:14 PM  

gunga galunga: I thought Republicans bailed on Chik-Fil-A when the said they would stop donating money to anti-gay groups.


Right? I thought we won this fight a decade ago.
 
2021-07-15 12:21:16 PM  
So a closeted gay man is the champion for a company that loudly, and proudly denounces homosexuals.

That's just brilliant hypocrisy at a professional level right there.
 
2021-07-15 12:21:33 PM  
"Hey, these nuggets don't taste like chicken testicles at all!"
 
2021-07-15 12:25:39 PM  
I don't go to Chik-Fil-A mainly because I don't want to wait in those long lines.  Also because their drive thru queue ends up blocking traffic and pissing me off. Their political views don't help either.

I'm in a red state.
 
2021-07-15 12:27:38 PM  
I dont even have the time to try to figure out why so many are willing to die on the chick-fill-a hill....

It's not "wow this is good chicken " good.

The service is good if your someone who demands being waited on hand and foot while wearing a "Big Dog" shirt that had the sleeves cut off at least a decade ago.

Its a corporation who expresses religious beliefs that people are not equal.

And for farks sake a corporation is not a person.
 
2021-07-15 12:29:20 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: So South Carolina pays Lindsey Graham $175,000 a year to protect the interests of Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy, who is personally worth $7 billion as of 2020.

Republicans are truly the stupidest goddamn people alive.


Dear, states do not pay Senate salaries - the US federal government does
 
2021-07-15 12:29:34 PM  
Graham said it was "disappointing to hear some ND students and faculty want to ban Chick-fil-A from doing business on campus because they disagree with the values held by the Chick-fil-A founders."

Sounds like the Invisible Hand of the Free Market at work.
 
2021-07-15 12:32:00 PM  
Wait a minute. Graham would "go to war" to protect discrimination of American citizens?

Yeah I know you'd be surprised...
 
2021-07-15 12:32:32 PM  

Sporkabob: I don't go to Chik-Fil-A mainly because I don't want to wait in those long lines.


Nobody goes there.  It's too crowded.
--Yogi Berra
 
2021-07-15 12:34:01 PM  

padraig: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.

When I arrived in the USA in 1999, everybody was like "you have to try Chick-fil-A, it's the best thing ever". I never saw so many people be so evangelical about fast food.

I tried it once, and I went like "what the hell, it's just a chicken sandwich. What are people so enthusiastic about,?"


I remember when CFA opened their first location in Vegas, I couldn't believe the line of cars every single day. I tried it when crowds died down after a few months and it was... fine, I guess. I prefer fried foods a little more crispy.
 
2021-07-15 12:35:17 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Okay

I'm just gonna say it

Chik-Fil-A aint even that f*ckin good.

A lot of people go "ugh why does bigoted chicken have to taste so good" but it doesn't. even. taste. that. good.


To me, Chik-Fil-A is meh at best.  Nothing to write home about.  If I am offered free food from there by a coworker, I do not say no (I just get a wrap).  However, I do not go out of my way to get food from there.  If given gift cards to eat there, I give them to a friend who likes their food.

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Best fried chicken I have ever had was Trappers in OKC.

If I am doing a chain, KKC (Krispy Krunchy Chicken).  The franchises (from what I have seen) are usually in other businesses (like caterer's, convenience stores, gas stations).  Go get you some.
 
2021-07-15 12:35:43 PM  
There's a CFA right next to a Hobby Lobby up in MSP.

Makes it easy to flip them both off as I drive by.
 
2021-07-15 12:37:27 PM  
How does Lindsey even get Chick-fil-A food?
I thought that they refuse service to those whom enjoy alternative sexuality.
 
2021-07-15 12:37:41 PM  
This is all about a petition that got 200 signatures.

Republicans go out of their way to find things to be butthurt about.  It's gotta just be exhausting.
 
2021-07-15 12:37:51 PM  
If you choose to eat at Chick-fil-A, you're a sh*tty person. Full stop. Signed, A Gay.
 
2021-07-15 12:38:13 PM  
they do make a good chicken sandwich
 
2021-07-15 12:38:39 PM  

gunga galunga: I thought Republicans bailed on Chik-Fil-A when the said they would stop donating money to anti-gay groups.


They're still doing it.
 
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