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(Independent)   Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a negative interaction   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Asinine, New South Wales, Australia, Jaws, NSW DPI, Australian states of New South Wales, Steven Spielberg, Sydney Morning Herald, Bite Club  
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2021-07-15 8:07:36 AM  
Who proposed this?

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2021-07-15 8:08:55 AM  
So basically you're telling me that a shark bite is the new handshake in this Neo-Covid world we're living in?
 
2021-07-15 8:16:35 AM  
"Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...
 
2021-07-15 8:16:58 AM  
NSW and Queens?

Queens is in Brooklyn or the Bronx or on an Island or something like that.

QLD is what the Pomme Shark Bait is looking for.
 
2021-07-15 8:17:30 AM  
Euphemisms are now to be called tickle terms.
 
2021-07-15 8:20:50 AM  
My boss isn't a mindless asshole, he's just a negative interaction.
 
2021-07-15 8:21:34 AM  
I'll remember it was just a shark getting friendly with its mouth while it's feasting on my calf and I'm tying a tourniquet around my thigh. Then I'll call it a shark bite and tell some imbecile marine biologist to fark off while I proceed to kick his ass with my remaining leg.
 
2021-07-15 8:22:44 AM  
Incident would be fine. Aussies tend to have a lot of sympathy for the sharks when it comes to these sorts of events.
 
2021-07-15 8:40:16 AM  
Watch out for the land interactions

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2021-07-15 8:43:02 AM  
My foot should have an interaction with that person's butt.
 
2021-07-15 8:44:39 AM  

GrymRpr: "Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...


I thought sharks bumped stuff to feel it.
Teeth is like level two.

/if you're into that
 
2021-07-15 8:47:31 AM  
Can we do this for the next mass shooting so it doesn't sound so bad?

"Today 17 people had interactions with Pb and copper sandwiches issued by a projectile enthusiast at the Twin Pines mall."
 
2021-07-15 8:49:24 AM  

MythDragon: Can we do this for the next mass shooting so it doesn't sound so bad?

"Today 17 people had interactions with Pb and copper sandwiches issued by a projectile enthusiast at the Twin Pines mall."


It's the Lone Pine Mall in this timeline.
 
2021-07-15 8:49:39 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Who proposed this?

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The only good thing to come out of the 2016 Ghostbusters, this line right here
 
2021-07-15 8:50:35 AM  

Opacity: I'll remember it was just a shark getting friendly with its mouth while it's feasting on my calf and I'm tying a tourniquet around my thigh. Then I'll call it a shark bite and tell some imbecile marine biologist to fark off while I proceed to kick his ass with my remaining leg.


You're going to have to take a seat if you want to kick with the good leg.

/gotcha
//jabberjaw
///threeisthemagicnumber
 
2021-07-15 8:51:11 AM  
We got rid of wolves and cave bears, why do we let sharks hang around? All of earth is mans domain, we should claim it all.  It's like we've just surrendered to the sharks. Find them and bomb them with depth charges or maybe we could salt the oceans with poisoned tunas.  Something. Anything.
 
2021-07-15 9:06:09 AM  
It's almost as hard on here to keep up with when softening language is stupid/not stupid as it is to keep track of which abusive celebrities are monsters/get a pass.

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2021-07-15 9:10:22 AM  
Those people standing next to the gang member weren't shot, they were negatively interacted with.
 
2021-07-15 9:15:08 AM  
Great. Another "euphemism" thrust onto people. George Carlin explains why they are such bullshiat.

George Carlin - Euphemisms
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2021-07-15 9:16:27 AM  
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Oh man, I had an interaction with Marvin's face!
 
2021-07-15 9:47:42 AM  

Resident Muslim: GrymRpr: "Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...

I thought sharks bumped stuff to feel it.
Teeth is like level two.

/if you're into that


I was under the impression it went:
1: Smell
2: Electrical
3: Bump/Nudge
4: NOM NOM NOM
 
2021-07-15 10:00:36 AM  

GrymRpr: "Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...


Are sharks capable of splitting something out?
 
2021-07-15 10:07:25 AM  

Weird Hal: Euphemisms are now to be called tickle terms.


Fark that a bite is a bite. Sharks don't give two shiats about what humans try do re-define the linguistics as. Abd they've been on the planet longer than us.
 
2021-07-15 10:22:04 AM  
No such thing as a "shark attack". About 1:40 in, NSFW language.

No Such Thing As A Shark Attack
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2021-07-15 10:43:39 AM  

buntz: DarkSoulNoHope: Who proposed this?

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The only good thing to come out of the 2016 Ghostbusters, this line right here


Pretty much every time Hemsworth was on-screen, it was watchable.

Even better on mute.
 
2021-07-15 10:52:41 AM  

GrymRpr: "Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...


Um, some CA surfers might want to have a word with you.
 
2021-07-15 11:02:12 AM  

LegacyDL: So basically you're telling me that a shark bite is the new handshake in this Neo-Covid world we're living in?


Sharks are the new misunderstood animal.
 
2021-07-15 11:05:28 AM  
Attakcident.
 
2021-07-15 11:09:45 AM  

buntz: DarkSoulNoHope: Who proposed this?

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The only good thing to come out of the 2016 Ghostbusters, this line right here


The what?
 
2021-07-15 11:11:23 AM  
Man loses leg in Shark Interaction.
Just doesn't have same bite.
 
2021-07-15 11:12:41 AM  

MythDragon: Can we do this for the next mass shooting so it doesn't sound so bad?

"Today 17 people had interactions with Pb and copper sandwiches issued by a projectile enthusiast at the Twin Pines mall."


And on Wednesday, a cisgender university student had an unwanted physical interaction via an overly enthusiastic unknown person.
 
2021-07-15 11:48:10 AM  
Euphemisms are awesome.
 
2021-07-15 12:46:10 PM  
I understand what they are trying to do, but I doubt it will work.  The fact is that while sharks look scary, they are not in the top ten most dangerous animals to humans.  (Most are venomous).

Still changing this terminology is not going to change how people think about sharks.  We just need to keep up conservation methods.
 
2021-07-15 1:10:25 PM  

Opacity: I'll remember it was just a shark getting friendly with its mouth while it's feasting on my calf and I'm tying a tourniquet around my thigh. Then I'll call it a shark bite and tell some imbecile marine biologist to fark off while I proceed to kick his ass with my remaining leg.


I have a neighbor who is a double amputee (nothing as exciting as a negative shark interaction) and one of his favorite things to say is "I don't have legs but I'll still kick your ass."
 
2021-07-15 2:42:28 PM  

GrymRpr: Resident Muslim: GrymRpr: "Sharks don't have hands so, if they want to explore something, they mouth it," Nathan Hart, an associate professor at Macquarie University
Hmmmm:
www.dfw.state.or.us: Shark Senses PDF

I've yet to read where a Shark took a hunk outta someone and then just spit it out...

I thought sharks bumped stuff to feel it.
Teeth is like level two.

/if you're into that

I was under the impression it went:
1: Smell
2: Electrical
3: Bump/Nudge
4: NOM NOM NOM


Sounds about right.
Quote sounds like a shark apologists.

/:)
 
2021-07-15 3:36:18 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger floating platform!
 
2021-07-15 4:52:22 PM  

SundaesChild: Opacity: I'll remember it was just a shark getting friendly with its mouth while it's feasting on my calf and I'm tying a tourniquet around my thigh. Then I'll call it a shark bite and tell some imbecile marine biologist to fark off while I proceed to kick his ass with my remaining leg.

I have a neighbor who is a double amputee (nothing as exciting as a negative shark interaction) and one of his favorite things to say is "I don't have legs but I'll still kick your ass."


It makes a lot of people angry when I say this but I don't care how buff someone with no legs is, I would absolutely destroy them in a fight.
 
2021-07-15 6:40:44 PM  
Local surfer, Ben Eaton experienced the culinary actions of a majestic shark along our shoreline last evening.  Mr. Eaton's surviving family members will place his two limbs, which washed ashore, on a special floating shrine to appease the shark community which may feel slighted by the loss of a portion of their rightful meal.
 
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