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(Vanity Fair)   How dumb is Tiffany Trump? She actually believes her dad would...or even could pay for her "international spectacle" of a wedding   (vanityfair.com) divider line
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2021-07-14 11:35:38 PM  
He'll hold it at Doral and charge a $pecial wedding rate, 3 night minimum. Also, ca$h bar. $ecurity concern$ will require purcha$$$ing all meal$ on $ite.
 
2021-07-14 11:38:46 PM  
Do prisons allow an inmate a day out to attend a wedding?
 
2021-07-14 11:40:39 PM  
She's as smart as she is attractive.
 
2021-07-14 11:56:32 PM  
I can't wait to see this shiat show on TMZ
 
2021-07-15 12:15:22 AM  
He has some of the ugliest dumbest offspring the modern world has ever seen. They can give Charles II of Spain competition.
 
2021-07-15 12:26:11 AM  
I'll freely admit to being wrong. Prior to the official campaign, I really thought she was the smartest Trump, because she seemed to avoid any spotlight.

She's proven to not be that case. She decided to hop on well after the grift train was reaching the cliff where the bridge was out.

I wish you all the worst, Tiffany.
 
2021-07-15 12:26:55 AM  
She's being photographed while standing in front of a wall with "WANG" written on it multiple times. How could you think she isn't smart?

/It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.
 
2021-07-15 12:28:18 AM  
Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?
 
2021-07-15 12:52:42 AM  
well, she's smart enough to marry into a family with REAL money, not just debt, lies, and deutsche bank like daddy.

halfscoop and ivanka did the same. however, I'M ERIC either actually married for love, or just wasn't able to find a girl worth over $20 million willing to breed with him.
 
2021-07-15 12:54:19 AM  

Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?


nah, melania and barron won't be there. trump doesn't even actually know where they are right now...
 
2021-07-15 2:22:40 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I'll freely admit to being wrong. Prior to the official campaign, I really thought she was the smartest Trump, because she seemed to avoid any spotlight.

She's proven to not be that case. She decided to hop on well after the grift train was reaching the cliff where the bridge was out.

I wish you all the worst, Tiffany.


To be fair, being the smartest Trump is like being the freshest-smelling turd.
 
2021-07-15 2:31:59 AM  
Michael Boulos:  Have all our guests left the reception?

Tiffany Trump:  I think we're alone now.  There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
 
2021-07-15 3:50:26 AM  
Let's look at the bright side: this has the potential to create multiple super-spreader events. Maybe the Rona will get a Trump yet.
 
2021-07-15 6:01:30 AM  
Ah, the essential politics of wedding gossip.
 
2021-07-15 6:03:21 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I'll freely admit to being wrong. Prior to the official campaign, I really thought she was the smartest Trump, because she seemed to avoid any spotlight.

She's proven to not be that case. She decided to hop on well after the grift train was reaching the cliff where the bridge was out.

I wish you all the worst, Tiffany.


She's marrying harelip John Belushi with a learning disability. She'll be at "worst" pretty damn quick.
 
2021-07-15 6:03:42 AM  
First daughter? I thought that was the rebuilt Barbie.
 
2021-07-15 6:06:20 AM  

NotCodger: She's being photographed while standing in front of a wall with "WANG" written on it multiple times. How could you think she isn't smart?

/It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.


Maybe she likes Wang...
 
2021-07-15 6:06:25 AM  

luna1580: Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?

nah, melania and barron won't be there. trump doesn't even actually know where they are right now...


Barron's spending time with his father.
 
2021-07-15 6:08:39 AM  

NotCodger: /It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.


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2021-07-15 6:12:38 AM  
Donnie might pay for the wedding and make it a spectacle, but you know it would be all about him. Tiffany would struggle to find herself from the photographs.
 
2021-07-15 6:16:13 AM  

Shaggy_C: NotCodger: /It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.

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Just look at the faces. You'll thank me later.
 
2021-07-15 6:17:39 AM  

luna1580: well, she's smart enough to marry into a family with REAL money, not just debt, lies, and deutsche bank like daddy.

halfscoop and ivanka did the same. however, I'M ERIC either actually married for love, or just wasn't able to find a girl worth over $20 million willing to breed with him.


Def the later of the two.
 
2021-07-15 6:18:02 AM  

Shaggy_C: NotCodger: /It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.

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2021-07-15 6:18:31 AM  
Poor Tiffany.  She's always 20 minutes late for everything.
 
2021-07-15 6:19:42 AM  
The entire Trump clan is an international spectacle.
 
2021-07-15 6:20:50 AM  
Does she really want the father of the bride to make a speech at the wedding. Because I think that would be good for the LULZ.
 
2021-07-15 6:21:42 AM  

Shaggy_C: NotCodger: /It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.

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She has her father's FUPA.
 
2021-07-15 6:22:45 AM  
He looks like a 12 year old.
 
2021-07-15 6:22:51 AM  
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2021-07-15 6:23:00 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Does she really want the father of the bride to make a speech at the wedding. Because I think that would be good for the LULZ.


Even she must know that speech will be nothing but whining about the "stolen" election, interspersed with arrogant, superlative boasts.
 
2021-07-15 6:23:09 AM  
Donald can't pay for an internationally top notch wedding but he's got various golf courses they can hold it on, and I'm sure companies wlil stump up the catering and other ceremonial necessities in return for some publicity. Obviously top tier companies will have nothing to do with it but some catering places and 'boutiques' in red states might go for it to rub shoulders with their hero.

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2021-07-15 6:24:15 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Does she really want the father of the bride to make a speech at the wedding. Because I think that would be good for the LULZ.


It would be a possibility if he knew who she was but I think she's safe.
 
2021-07-15 6:25:11 AM  

Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?


Melania is done pretending to like anything.
 
2021-07-15 6:32:05 AM  

Creidiki: Donnie might pay for the wedding and make it a spectacle, but you know it would be all about him. Tiffany would struggle to find herself from the photographs.


"It's such a great honor for you to have me here today. Someone told me after the election was stolen that my other daughter is getting married. Two daughters! Who knew?"
 
2021-07-15 6:32:32 AM  

Great_Milenko: Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?

Melania is done pretending to like anything.


Partly because she is physically unable to alter her facial expression with the further help of a surgeon.
 
2021-07-15 6:33:52 AM  

aagrajag: Great_Milenko: Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?

Melania is done pretending to like anything.

Partly because she is physically unable to alter her facial expression with the further help of a surgeon.


Maybe she just needs a top-up.
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2021-07-15 6:36:56 AM  
I'm sure trump will promise a bunch of caterers to pay for the wedding and then stiff them when the bill comes due. It's the least a loving father could do!
 
2021-07-15 6:41:16 AM  

Shaggy_C: I'm sure trump will promise a bunch of caterers to pay for the wedding and then stiff them when the bill comes due. It's the least a loving father could do!


Honestly, anyone dumb enough to take the job and not demand payment beforehand at this point deserves all they're getting. Or not getting.
 
2021-07-15 6:43:06 AM  
Now we know why he is suing social media sites and raiding money for the lawsuit.
 
2021-07-15 6:56:31 AM  
"They both want to marry in a big ceremony, your basic international spectacle,"

I'm sure it will be basic.
 
2021-07-15 6:58:24 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I'll freely admit to being wrong. Prior to the official campaign, I really thought she was the smartest Trump, because she seemed to avoid any spotlight.

She's proven to not be that case. She decided to hop on well after the grift train was reaching the cliff where the bridge was out.

I wish you all the worst, Tiffany.


I was wrong about her, too. I respected her for keeping her distance from the shiat show, but then she threw her lot in with evil and actually campaigned for that monster. She seemed to have a good head on her shoulders, but that's just not the case. Her father and her sister think she's ugly. She's clearly the red-headed stepchild to her own goram father. I bet her dress will be all pumped up ass and tape suspended boobs...and it will be all for her dad and the stupid dream that he might give her some love and money. She'll get neither.

What the fark is it with toadies? I get bullies, but toadies like her and her ilk? fark them.
 
2021-07-15 7:00:20 AM  

Smoking GNU: Shaggy_C: I'm sure trump will promise a bunch of caterers to pay for the wedding and then stiff them when the bill comes due. It's the least a loving father could do!

Honestly, anyone dumb enough to take the job and not demand payment beforehand at this point deserves all they're getting. Or not getting.


Are you kidding? Even knowing they'll get stiffed there are any number of MAGA chud caterers drooling at the chance to be near their hero and having the ability to advertise that they were Trump's personal caterer. And besides, it's not that hard to cater a Trump event. Just stop at the McDonald's drive-thru on the way there.
 
2021-07-15 7:02:19 AM  
So they are gonna rent out the whole Four Seasons (Landscaping) again?
 
2021-07-15 7:02:45 AM  
She's not farking royalty. Besides, Ivanka is daddy's favorite.
 
2021-07-15 7:02:50 AM  

luna1580: Tanqueray: Does this mean Marla and Melania have to pretend to like each other for a day?

nah, melania and barron won't be there. trump doesn't even actually know where they are right now...


You misspelled "care"
 
2021-07-15 7:02:53 AM  

aagrajag: UncleDirtNap: Does she really want the father of the bride to make a speech at the wedding. Because I think that would be good for the LULZ.

Even she must know that speech will be nothing but whining about the "stolen" election, interspersed with arrogant, superlative boasts.


That's certainly his track record. But I can see him spending the entire time fawning over a bridesmaid.
 
2021-07-15 7:04:06 AM  
I just want them to go away. The whole family. I can't deal with hearing shiat about this stupid family and their bullshiat on a daily basis anymore. I'm afraid, genuinely afraid, that I'm going to hear the name "Trump" in some form every day for the rest of my life. I'm afraid that everything that goes on in the US for the foreseeable future is somehow going to revolve around that horrible family. It's friggin' surreal.
 
2021-07-15 7:06:33 AM  

NotCodger: Shaggy_C: NotCodger: /It is unfortunate that she looks so much like Tara Reid.

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Just look at the faces. You'll thank me later.


Umm....  NO.
 
2021-07-15 7:12:19 AM  
He's French/Lebanese. Seems a bit of the wrong shade for daddy's liking. Dude must be super rich if D2S signed off on this.
 
2021-07-15 7:14:05 AM  

BlackCloudofDespair: Now we know why he is suing social media sites and raiding money for the lawsuit.


At first I thought this was a typo and you meant raising, but in thinking about it some more, raiding is the more appropriate term.
 
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