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(The Sun)   Cobra kisser should not have used the French method (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-07-15 3:49:20 AM  
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2021-07-15 6:36:47 AM  
"A FILIPINO 'Snake Man' who claimed to be immune to venom, has died after a cobra bit him on the tongue as he allegedly tried to kiss it."

Claim DENIED.
 
2021-07-15 6:42:41 AM  
No means no
 
2021-07-15 6:49:11 AM  
Bernardo Alvarez, known locally as 'snake man,' claimed he was immune to venom

Narrator: He wasn't.
 
2021-07-15 6:50:48 AM  
If he wanted a kiss he wouldn't be wearing the helmet.

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2021-07-15 6:52:29 AM  
He should have stuck with kissing badgers and mushrooms.
 
2021-07-15 6:56:59 AM  
But he dramatically died last week after a cobra bit him on the tongue as he allegedly tried to kiss it.

Acting!
 
2021-07-15 6:58:21 AM  

blockhouse: Bernardo Alvarez, known locally as 'snake man,' claimed he was immune to venom

Narrator: He wasn't.


He is now.
 
2021-07-15 7:10:08 AM  
Someone, please notify Darwin...
 
2021-07-15 7:12:56 AM  
Dumbass! Everyone knows you have to use the cobra clutch before trying to kiss them.

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2021-07-15 7:18:11 AM  

Habitual Cynic: Someone, please notify Darwin...


Darwin already knows. His spirit is at present actively b*tch-slapping that of the "Snake Man".
 
2021-07-15 7:18:47 AM  
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2021-07-15 7:25:50 AM  
"The nother cobra - widely recognised as one of the most venomous snakes in the world"

I thought Juan was the most venomous snake in the world. Oh well; if it isn't Juan, it's a nother...
 
2021-07-15 7:31:53 AM  
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fetch my metal face mask!
 
2021-07-15 7:50:00 AM  
Did he get a double lung transplant?
 
2021-07-15 7:56:20 AM  
Such a Pollyanna.
 
2021-07-15 8:49:51 AM  
The Treadwell/Irwin hypothesis has been tested again and found wanting.

Do not consort with deadly creatures as if you have a special relationship with the animal kingdom
 
2021-07-15 8:51:25 AM  

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fetch my metal face mask!


That's worth dying for.

/ the Baroness has always been my #1 fantasy girl since I was a kid. Followed by Lady Jaye (80s hair is hot) and Cheetara (like you wouldn't.)
 
2021-07-15 9:02:34 AM  
Reminds me of this poor guy:

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2021-07-15 9:07:05 AM  
it's always nice to be reminded that willful, prideful stupidity isn't solely and 'merican thing; though we probably do it the best\worst.


FAAFO
 
2021-07-15 9:23:20 AM  
Tori thread?     I was getting tired of all the Britney threads.

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2021-07-15 9:24:33 AM  
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2021-07-15 9:33:42 AM  
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Snaaaaaaaaaake

/you'll understand if you watched his special
 
2021-07-15 10:27:24 AM  

Pigeonhole: Reminds me of this poor guy:

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Looks like a non-venomous (but generally very feisty) carpet python.
 
2021-07-15 10:36:55 AM  
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2021-07-15 11:10:13 AM  
The good thing about being a snake handler is that you know how you are going to die.
 
2021-07-15 11:16:46 AM  
Asked my wife to "kiss the cobra" and she said "All I see is a garter snake".
 
2021-07-15 11:52:09 AM  
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2021-07-15 12:08:42 PM  
If he used the British method he might still be alive.
the cobra would recoil at the sight of those teeth
 
2021-07-15 12:56:35 PM  
No mercy! Mercy is for the weak!
 
2021-07-15 1:49:00 PM  

zimbomba63: Asked my wife to "kiss the cobra" and she said "All I see is a garter snake".


You would think that "kissing the cobra"  was a euphemism.
 
2021-07-15 4:01:29 PM  

zimbomba63: Asked my wife to "kiss the cobra" and she said "All I see is a garter snake".


Consult your doctor to see if your reptile dysfunction is treatable.
 
2021-07-15 5:41:28 PM  
Too bad he didn't also get struck by lightning while fighting a ninja.

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2021-07-15 6:12:56 PM  

nytmare: zimbomba63: Asked my wife to "kiss the cobra" and she said "All I see is a garter snake".

Consult your doctor to see if your reptile dysfunction is treatable.


I did talk to my doctor and he said with a smile, "Someday your worm will turn". Say what!
 
2021-07-15 6:43:24 PM  
Geez.....that really bites.
 
2021-07-15 7:38:17 PM  
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