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4806 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jul 2021 at 6:42 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-14 10:09:46 PM  
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2021-07-14 11:17:24 PM  
The people who write and distribute viruses in apps just had their nostrils flare in excitement. I don't think it's possible for this clown to make his phones any more vulnerable.
 
2021-07-14 11:19:27 PM  
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2021-07-14 11:23:56 PM  
That should make for a cozy little NSA honeypot.
 
2021-07-14 11:30:16 PM  
Who would have guessed that "the youngest bitcoin millionaire" was a white supremacist proud boy hanger on?

Everyone?

Ok then.

/FCC certification? (Looks to be an Android variant, likely of Chinese origin)
//He is launching this again? (1st time was in March)
///slashies against fascism
 
2021-07-14 11:30:46 PM  
No tracking?

So, whose network are they using? Because the network knowing where you are at all time is kinda essential for the network to work....
 
2021-07-14 11:31:36 PM  
"Is that Freedom Phone, man?"
"Well turn it up, man!"

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2021-07-14 11:31:50 PM  
 
2021-07-14 11:42:57 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: No tracking?

So, whose network are they using? Because the network knowing where you are at all time is kinda essential for the network to work....


Maybe he thinks he just invented the pay as you go burner phone.
 
2021-07-15 12:33:11 AM  
My bullsh*t sense is tingling...
 
2021-07-15 12:53:22 AM  
🇺🇸  🇺🇸  🇺🇸  Fleecing the Rubes Part Deux: Freedum Tech!!!🇺🇸  🇺🇸  🇺🇸
 
2021-07-15 1:20:37 AM  
Be prepared to be sued by Freedom Mobile in Canada.
 
2021-07-15 5:19:57 AM  

GardenWeasel: Who would have guessed that "the youngest bitcoin millionaire" was a white supremacist proud boy hanger on?


And a neckbeard to boot.  I feel a little bad for the ladies who were first to get lower back tattoos before they became known as tramp stamps.  What could they do?  With neckbeards, though, you could easily shave once the term became shorthand for incel moran.  Why would you still wear it?  Fashion?  Your neck but not face gets cold in winter?

I'll tell you what you spend every last bit of your "bitcoin millionaire" money ordering those, and I'm sure the market will materialize.

Finally, read your audience.  The people stupid enough to buy your phone would applaud Zuckerberg for taking away MLK's freedom of speech.
 
2021-07-15 6:46:35 AM  
I've got friends who are excited about this...
 
2021-07-15 6:49:03 AM  
bro dude douche phone
 
2021-07-15 6:49:13 AM  
A millionaire can't afford to start a phone manufacturing and software company. This has to be a joke.
 
2021-07-15 6:49:22 AM  
You think you're smart, but you're really not.
 
2021-07-15 6:49:29 AM  
Treason Phone!
 
2021-07-15 6:49:36 AM  
Right, because Trump is just like MLK and Abe Lincoln. DIAF
 
2021-07-15 6:50:34 AM  
Anom 2.0
 
2021-07-15 6:51:13 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: No tracking?

So, whose network are they using? Because the network knowing where you are at all time is kinda essential for the network to work....


They'll build a freedom tower network obviously.
 
2021-07-15 6:52:07 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: You think you're smart, but you're really not.


If people are gullible enough to give him money for this, he's certainly at least smarter than they are.
 
hej
2021-07-15 6:53:12 AM  
Is rooting Android phones that hard these days?  There's already plenty of third party app stores.
 
2021-07-15 6:53:23 AM  
Shut up and take my money privacy!
 
2021-07-15 6:54:19 AM  
He's gonna be mad rich thanks to this. Fleecing rubes is like fish in a barrel.

/wish I had thought of it
 
2021-07-15 6:54:26 AM  
I heard it's 5G and people are getting COVID as soon as they look at it. That's what they're saying.
 
2021-07-15 6:55:33 AM  
Jokes on him, I get all that on my Pablo Escobar phone.
 
2021-07-15 6:59:06 AM  
Nice neck beard, neckbeard.

It would be hilarious if Twitter banned him.
 
2021-07-15 7:00:19 AM  
Complete with it's own Uncensorable App Store & Privacy Features.


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hej
2021-07-15 7:00:53 AM  

kobrakai: A millionaire can't afford to start a phone manufacturing and software company. This has to be a joke.


I don't think it's that big of a stretch to get one of the lesser Chinese brands to sell you phones in bulk so that you can customize the rom.
 
2021-07-15 7:01:17 AM  
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2021-07-15 7:02:08 AM  
Give to us all your passwords and personal information. We totally won't sell it. Totes. And every phone comes with free spyware!
 
2021-07-15 7:04:34 AM  
Was looking for the onion logo there..  this is at best unintentional self-parody. A rooted chinese android clone with a logo on it? Wow sign me up.
 
2021-07-15 7:05:58 AM  

NotCodger: The people who write and distribute viruses in apps just had their nostrils flare in excitement. I don't think it's possible for this clown to make his phones any more vulnerable.


Same for child porn distributors and sex traffickers.
 
2021-07-15 7:08:17 AM  
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2021-07-15 7:11:00 AM  
$5.99 for a burger, freedom fries, and a soda? Pretty steep. Now that's about $7.32 in today's dollars.
 
2021-07-15 7:12:35 AM  
this would be a lot more believable if at any point the phone had been turned on
 
2021-07-15 7:12:49 AM  
A brilliant scam. The question I have, is is it his scam, or that of the FBI or a foreign intelligence agency. Kinda even odds on any of those options.
 
2021-07-15 7:17:51 AM  
WTF did I just watch?
 
2021-07-15 7:19:06 AM  
Oh my gosh any app from that "store" is going to be full of malware.

"Hey stop censoring my key logging app, which I made look like a game."
 
2021-07-15 7:26:19 AM  
Pardon my tinfoil hat, but this entire brand of rube-fleecing was engineered by the very big tech companies they purport to oppose, yeah? Think about it: the Dems are positioning themselves to use anti-trust regulation to reduce the power of these companies- power which is actually out of hand both in terms of privacy and their ability to control public spaces and discourse (and also, y'know, financially). It's mighty convenient that the entire idea of "we've gotta stick it to these companies" is getting co-opted by the derpiest, dumbest people on Earth. What a great way to poison the well and keep meaningful changes from happening.
 
2021-07-15 7:26:42 AM  

Jake Havechek: $5.99 for a burger, freedom fries, and a soda? Pretty steep. Now that's about $7.32 in today's dollars.


Naw, that's a great deal for patriot patties.
 
2021-07-15 7:26:58 AM  
Wow, Michael Shanks should have stayed on Stargate SG1....
 
2021-07-15 7:29:01 AM  
Day 1: Freedom phone gets released
Day 2: Thousands of idiots flock to the stores to buy one
Day 3: Thousands of idiots complain that they've been hacked (or try to complain... and fail since they can't get on Facebook any more)
 
2021-07-15 7:31:32 AM  
I just ordered two. One for work and one for home. My location at those places is already public information but this way nobody can see what I do in between.  This kid is a genius, the sort of American we used to be and need more of now. He's not afraid and he isn't phased by your snide little jokes, a real go-getter.  Happy to support him.  I can't wait to see what kind of apps are available. Stop criticizing what you dont understand.
 
2021-07-15 7:31:44 AM  
I'm assuming for now that this is 100% a scam. Send him $500 non-refundable through his website and you'll get a super-neat phone later, he promises. I'm a little split on whether he'll just send people a normal Samsung device and assume they're too stupid to know the difference, or whether he'll send nothing at all.
 
2021-07-15 7:31:48 AM  
WTF did I just watch?
Hey look, much Patriotism.
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Comes preloaded with their favorite Nazi and child porn websites.
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These are the advertised  phone specs on their website, seriously. The only links on the mobile page are for the shopping cart, $499 and its all yours.
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2021-07-15 7:33:15 AM  

WTF is a Drexel: I just ordered two. One for work and one for home. My location at those places is already public information but this way nobody can see what I do in between.  This kid is a genius, the sort of American we used to be and need more of now. He's not afraid and he isn't phased by your snide little jokes, a real go-getter.  Happy to support him.  I can't wait to see what kind of apps are available. Stop criticizing what you dont understand.


You going to transfer the nudie pics from your old phone?
 
2021-07-15 7:35:37 AM  

gaspode: A rooted chinese android clone with a logo on it? Wow sign me up.


Yep, even people on Twitter found the Chinese "Umidigi" phone they are whitelabeling. Less than 1/4 the price this bozo is trying to sell his "freedom" phone for.
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2021-07-15 7:35:47 AM  
/i have the exact same hangover sweater
//jealous of the mermaid hair
 
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