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(Yahoo)   CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly told colleagues that they "Should have a crush" on FB COO because "she had good skin" Apparently his AI software was good enough to keep him from adding "that I want to wear like a cape"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-07-14 2:29:11 PM  
He's a little boy king, bad at self monitoring. I would be surprised if he wasn't.
 
2021-07-14 3:06:11 PM  
Good, white skin, I assume.
 
2021-07-14 3:22:58 PM  
I expect that if Mark Zuckerberg ever said anything to me, I would respond with "Shut up, nerd!"
 
2021-07-14 3:24:11 PM  
Do as I say, not as I robot
 
2021-07-14 3:24:59 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I expect that if Mark Zuckerberg ever said anything to me, I would respond with "Shut up, nerd!"


I'd probably say something along the lines of "You were great in Zombieland".
 
2021-07-14 3:30:17 PM  
Zuckerberg is what happens when schools have zero tolerance policies on bullying. Dude needed to be stuffed in a lot more lockers.
 
2021-07-14 3:36:49 PM  
I wish I could be that rich and creepy, I am just creepy now.
 
2021-07-14 3:59:37 PM  
You'd think he could afford a barber to cut his hair.
 
2021-07-14 4:06:34 PM  
Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.
 
2021-07-14 4:15:49 PM  

stevenvictx: Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.


If Zuck wants to know about my "squirrels with giant nuts" fetish, he can have it.
 
2021-07-14 4:26:51 PM  

freakdiablo: stevenvictx: Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.

If Zuck wants to know about my "squirrels with giant nuts" fetish, he can have it.


Don't worry, Drew wrote code to encrypt Fark Tabs .
 
2021-07-14 4:51:18 PM  

stevenvictx: Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.


The only remaining question is who has more surveillance info on the US population: Facebook or the PRC?

Being members of either is not required.
 
2021-07-14 5:01:53 PM  
The Big Book of Facebook HR Rules.

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2021-07-14 5:16:29 PM  
I'm glad we're finally focusing on the REAL problematic stuff that this guy is doing.
 
2021-07-14 5:16:30 PM  
That's the whole reason FB was created, to judge other people's looks.
 
2021-07-14 5:17:52 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: stevenvictx: Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.

The only remaining question is who has more surveillance info on the US population: Facebook or the PRC?

Being members of either is not required.


Google
 
2021-07-14 5:21:15 PM  
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2021-07-14 5:24:07 PM  
It's pretty clear he has no morals or ethics other than those ascribed by a state of anarchocapitalism.  People and emotions are just resources to exploit
 
2021-07-14 5:35:58 PM  
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2021-07-14 5:46:32 PM  
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Harry Potter did it.
 
2021-07-14 6:41:12 PM  
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2021-07-14 8:24:46 PM  

Sin'sHero: freakdiablo: stevenvictx: Tip of the day, in case you didnt know.

If your on facebook, do not open other tabs on your browser, facebook will know what they are and track those too.

If Zuck wants to know about my "squirrels with giant nuts" fetish, he can have it.

Don't worry, Drew wrote code to encrypt Fark Tabs .


Yeah as long as you put your social security number and primary bank account number in every post (don't worry, it gets encrypted)
 
2021-07-14 10:14:22 PM  

kbronsito: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x445]

Harry Potter did it.


There's a huge difference between 2 guys talking presumably among themselves, and a CEO talking to multiple co-workers about a subordinate's... skin. Just the power dynamic is problematic. Also, would men say that about other men?

Gross. Just... gross.

/Hope the Zuck wanders by a large pile of powerful magnets.
 
2021-07-15 2:50:01 AM  

kbronsito: [pbs.twimg.com image 497x445]

Harry Potter did it.


So you're saying he's plagiarising a TERF? That seems ... totally on brand actually.
 
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