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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Today's random looney is brought to you today from Somerset, Pennsylvania, where a man in boxers was holding soda cans and a shovel and also tried to stab a good Samaritan   (local21news.com) divider line
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2021-07-14 10:39:00 AM  
It's like Pennsyltucky Man on steroids.
 
2021-07-14 10:48:18 AM  
He was holding two Mountain Dew cans plus a shovel. Did he have 3 hands? I can only hold one of those items per hand. And I don't even have small Trump-like hands.
 
2021-07-14 11:22:58 AM  
How nature says...
 
2021-07-14 11:23:38 AM  
I hope this guy gets the beating/tazering he desperately needs.
 
2021-07-14 11:31:35 AM  
So this guy sliced his own throat unsuccessfully and decides it's Dew Time with a spade in boxers? This one is going to need a followup once the medical emergency and straight jacket situation has been resolved
 
2021-07-14 11:33:54 AM  
I promise when I finally snap and show up in a Fark article, it will be way more entertaining.
 
2021-07-14 11:35:25 AM  

Walker: He was holding two Mountain Dew cans plus a shovel. Did he have 3 hands? I can only hold one of those items per hand. And I don't even have small Trump-like hands.


He's got some mad juggling skills. I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned in the article.
 
2021-07-14 11:41:11 AM  
Should've had the crab juice.

or

Mountain Dew: Not Even Once.
 
2021-07-14 11:46:10 AM  
holding soda cans and a shovel and also tried to stab a good Samaritan

How many hands does this dude have?
 
2021-07-14 11:47:34 AM  
This guy got the Floridaman Special at the local Meths! franchise.
 
2021-07-14 11:48:23 AM  

guestguy: holding soda cans and a shovel and also tried to stab a good Samaritan

How many hands does this dude have?


He was just wearing boxers...just saying.
 
2021-07-14 11:48:28 AM  
Just curious, should "Samaritan" be capitalized if the individual is not actually from Samaria?
 
2021-07-14 11:49:56 AM  
The first rule of going crazy is immediately strip down to your underwear.

Not all the way butt ass naked, just your underwear.
 
2021-07-14 11:52:45 AM  
So I guy covered in blood and brandishing a weapon and has already attacked someone, charges at police and is "taken into custody" and not shot 27 times?  Shall we speculate?
 
2021-07-14 11:53:10 AM  
Until last year, I would see a story like that and think "meth". But anymore I think there's even odds on hydroxychloroquine.
 
2021-07-14 11:55:20 AM  

Walker: He was holding two Mountain Dew cans plus a shovel. Did he have 3 hands? I can only hold one of those items per hand. And I don't even have small Trump-like hands.


If the soda cans were still in the 6pack rings you could easily hold both of them and a shovel.

You can also potentially stab someone with some types of shovel.
 
2021-07-14 12:22:35 PM  
Stab with a shovel? Or tried to stab with a soda can? Maybe they have three arms. IDK, not clickin that link!
 
2021-07-14 12:26:15 PM  
Meth is a helluva drug

:/
 
2021-07-14 1:39:12 PM  
Can't hold two cans in one hand? Is this fark dot com?

Stack two cans one on top of the other, grasp in the middle so you're holding both cans, and boom, you're chain drinking. Next!
 
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2021-07-14 2:14:28 PM  
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