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(NBC News)   If you are upset over an airline's bag fee you a) take the bus, b) write a complaint, c) make a fake bomb threat. In related news: Canada man can morph into Florida man if he is exposed to the state for too long   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, South Florida metropolitan area, Broward County, Florida, Wegal Rosen's comment Saturday morning, Airport, Florida, Broward Sheriff's Office, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Mr. Rosen  
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2021-07-13 9:26:52 PM  
need some crafty person to make luggage that looks like a large cartoon bomb.
 
2021-07-13 9:27:31 PM  
Well, duh.

We are careful about taking them back from there.

You can check out of the Hotel Floridumb, but you will never leave it alive.
 
2021-07-13 9:27:49 PM  
Ben la coliss spa une bombe.

omg he got a bomb.


don't know could be dnrta
 
2021-07-13 9:30:28 PM  
I was on a southwest flight where a guy on the previous flight got mad at the flight attendant for carding him and left bomb threats on gum wrappers. 12 hours later our 2.5 hour trip to corpus was complete.
 
2021-07-13 9:30:45 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I was on a southwest flight where a guy on the previous flight got mad at the flight attendant for carding him and left bomb threats on gum wrappers. 12 hours later our 2.5 hour trip to corpus was complete.


Forgot:

CSB
 
2021-07-13 9:33:33 PM  
Instead of grabbing peoples balls and shiat the TSA should implement psychological screenings. Air travel would be way safer and more pleasant.
 
2021-07-13 9:35:09 PM  
Look, I'm not saying it's right, but anyone who's flown Air Canada understands.
 
2021-07-13 9:37:30 PM  
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2021-07-13 9:37:44 PM  
He could have just paid for it with all the money he saves from free Canadian healthcare, duh doy!
 
2021-07-13 9:39:35 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Instead of grabbing peoples balls and shiat the TSA should implement psychological screenings. Air travel would be way safer and more pleasant.


If you think those idiots that perform security theater are capable of assessing a person's psychological makeup, you oars aren't in the water.
 
2021-07-13 10:02:36 PM  
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Seriously, $40 bucks to check a bag, farking $50 to carry one on??
How is it more expensive for a carry on when you do all the work?
 
2021-07-13 10:06:48 PM  
Well, he ain't ever paying airline luggage fees again, is he?

Now who's the idiot?
 
2021-07-13 10:17:22 PM  
As I also live in Tarana, I would offer an heartfelt apology, eh? He probably drinks PBR.
 
2021-07-13 10:17:50 PM  
The_Sponge:

Because that plane is empty.
 
2021-07-13 10:59:26 PM  
On behalf of canadians and at the risk of perpetuating a stereotype.
Sorry.
 
2021-07-13 11:13:44 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Look, I'm not saying it's right, but anyone who's flown Air Canada understands.


Air Canada
Hells official airline
 
2021-07-13 11:18:11 PM  
I suspect that most Florida Men are non-native, so of course it's contagious!
 
2021-07-13 11:47:58 PM  

AuralArgument: The_Sponge:

Because that plane is empty.


I know.  But I had to post it for shiats and giggles.
 
2021-07-14 12:56:27 AM  
The problem is that as soon as you enter Florida you have to give up a chromosome. They have a check point and  they make you microwave your brain until one self destructs. It lowers the IQ by at least 50 and the result is everyone is equally mentally challenged.
 
2021-07-14 7:40:08 AM  
I was kidding.

Soory eh?
 
2021-07-14 2:51:31 PM  

dave0821: God Is My Co-Pirate: Look, I'm not saying it's right, but anyone who's flown Air Canada understands.

Air Canada
Hells official airline


How I know you have never flown Aeroflot

... or any Third World Airline named for a country that can't really afford and does not really need an airline, with maybe some exceptions, such as Air Jamaica. Instead of Champagne, first class passengers get a big doobie.

/ Just like the Captain's.
 
2021-07-14 2:52:18 PM  
And don't even think of sueing me for this joke because I am sure I just sold a few seats to Kingston.
 
2021-07-14 2:53:25 PM  

MythDragon: [memegenerator.net image 468x400]
Seriously, $40 bucks to check a bag, farking $50 to carry one on??
How is it more expensive for a carry on when you do all the work?


Because they have to provide luggage racks instead of throwing every thing into an empty fuel tank.
 
2021-07-14 2:54:44 PM  
I am very cynical about airlines which is why 1) I don't fly and 2) I hated doing travel arrangements that meet Green Book requirements.

That and the money, of course.
 
2021-07-14 2:56:19 PM  

brantgoose: And don't even think of sueing me for this joke because I am sure I just sold a few seats to Kingston.


Montego Bay the better supplier in Jamaica.
 
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