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(CBS Sports)   Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger is even stricter than Tom Brady with new diet and weight loss plan, only snorting diet coke   (cbssports.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Super Bowl XL, Super Bowl, Ben Roethlisberger, Super Bowl XLIII, National Football League, reporter Ryan Burr, Pittsburgh Steelers, Indianapolis Colts  
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2021-07-13 7:54:41 PM  
Sounds like he's really dedicated, good for him! He's going to bust his ass all summer and come into the season at absolute peak form and be the best mediocre QB in the league, mark my words.
 
2021-07-13 8:00:07 PM  
This is like Farrah Fawcett posing posing for Playboy in her 50s. I mean, it's great, I guess, but it would have meant more when you were 25.
 
2021-07-13 8:11:53 PM  

Groupon boob job: Sounds like he's really dedicated, good for him! He's going to bust his ass all summer and come into the season at absolute peak form and be the best mediocre QB in the league, mark my words.


You're farkied now, we'll revisit this in November.
He's got two rings ya know. You did make me laugh mid-chew on my beef and broccoli, though.
 
2021-07-13 8:13:06 PM  

morg: This is like Farrah Fawcett posing posing for Playboy in her 50s. I mean, it's great, I guess, but it would have meant more when you were 25.


It was so nice you got all shook up and typed posing twice.
 
2021-07-13 8:13:09 PM  
Hey, subby...cocaine is the only way I keep myself under 200lbs. We all have our vices...
 
2021-07-13 8:19:51 PM  

lindalouwho: morg: This is like Farrah Fawcett posing posing for Playboy in her 50s. I mean, it's great, I guess, but it would have meant more when you were 25.

It was so nice you got all shook up and typed posing twice.


He likes posing.
 
2021-07-13 8:26:50 PM  
#10)  Aaron Rodgers/Matt LaFleur (Green Bay Packers)

I see we're still considering Aaron Rodgers as a GB Packer.
 
2021-07-13 8:49:15 PM  
He's only going to sexually assault thin women now?
 
2021-07-13 9:13:45 PM  

bthom37: He's only going to sexually assault thin women now?


No, fat ones that he has to chase down first.  Gotta work that cardio.
 
2021-07-13 9:49:24 PM  

lindalouwho: Groupon boob job: Sounds like he's really dedicated, good for him! He's going to bust his ass all summer and come into the season at absolute peak form and be the best mediocre QB in the league, mark my words.

You're farkied now, we'll revisit this in November.
He's got two rings ya know. You did make me laugh mid-chew on my beef and broccoli, though.


Nice, mission accomplished!
 
2021-07-13 10:12:58 PM  
Subby is obviously confusing Ben with another 'Burgh related QB....Danny "Snowman" Marino.
 
2021-07-13 10:16:32 PM  

lindalouwho: morg: This is like Farrah Fawcett posing posing for Playboy in her 50s. I mean, it's great, I guess, but it would have meant more when you were 25.

It was so nice you got all shook up and typed posing twice.


I had already gotten ahead in my mind to the part where Farrah poses for Playboy in her twenties and I got sidetracked.
 
2021-07-13 10:27:47 PM  

bthom37: He's only going to sexually assault thin women now?


Wait, what? You must be confusing Ben with someone else. Never heard of such an allegation.
 
2021-07-13 10:59:37 PM  
RETIRE!!!

/that goes for A-hole Brady as well
 
2021-07-13 11:59:35 PM  
Rapist piece of shiat.
 
2021-07-14 12:21:24 AM  

The_Sponge: Rapist piece of shiat.


I am unclear as to which NFL QB you mean.
 
2021-07-14 12:33:33 AM  
Hide your sisters. Hide your wives. Big Ben's back.
 
2021-07-14 7:32:21 AM  
I'm sure Less-Big Ben will be in perfect shape and give the Steelers another 14 quarters before he's in and out of the lineup with injuries and inhibited by braces and a flak jacket the rest of the way.

Drafted same year as Eli, with as many rings. Same slump as Eli, too.

But that pass to Santonio Holmes to win the Superb Owl was a gutsy thing of beauty, and I'm not a Steelers fan.

/ But yeah, the rape stuff
 
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