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20704 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Oct 2004 at 3:11 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-10-08 12:00:47 PM  
This one would be fun.
2004-10-08 12:03:30 PM  
"Pull the paper bag trick again, and I'll plant some c4 in your shorts!"
2004-10-08 12:05:24 PM  
guy on left: "Thanks for inviting me to the prom, Joe."

guy on right: "I've wanted to ask you out for a long time. You look lovely, by the way."
2004-10-08 12:13:50 PM  
"She's done everyone on the force, you say? Think this is enough protection?"
2004-10-08 12:21:43 PM  
"We're off to see the Wizard..."
2004-10-08 12:54:40 PM  
"Nice Costume! Let me go grab my robe and wizard hat."
2004-10-08 01:07:02 PM  
Left Guy: To infinity and beyond!
Right Guy: Shut the fark up, Tim.
2004-10-08 01:11:55 PM  
I appreciate you helping me out with my documentary on the mating rituals of the giant tortoise, but could you lose the erection, it's making me nervous.
2004-10-08 01:16:18 PM  
Yeah, sure, you're ready for anything. Anything except sunlight!
2004-10-08 01:18:55 PM  
I believe Xaiver's compound is this way, Juggernaut.
2004-10-08 01:27:28 PM  
Just a tip for future drills, Tim: Be sure to park your 'burban on the right side of the road.
2004-10-08 01:41:13 PM  
Officer Jones was called to the area to investigate reports of a dinasour roaming the streets.

/i got nothin
2004-10-08 01:46:57 PM  
Rosie O'Donnell's proctologist, shown here in green, arrives by police escort to an emergency call to the famed actress and talk show host's Los Angeles home yesterday. It's reported that Ms. O'Donnell had eaten more than 160 hot wings in less than an hour and was found unconcious by EMS after a distress call to 911. Further details were inavailable at the time of print.
2004-10-08 01:51:40 PM  
"So, how much training does the bomb squad give you?"

"None, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
2004-10-08 02:02:57 PM  
"Remember, the safety word is Pillsbury."
2004-10-08 02:04:31 PM  
Try to give me the unsolicited finger up the anus now!
2004-10-08 02:05:34 PM  
"so that's the story, my mom was married to a Ninja Turtle and had me"
2004-10-08 02:16:47 PM  
huhu grrrr *stampa stampa*
2004-10-08 02:17:24 PM  
It's a trap!
2004-10-08 02:19:06 PM  
"And here we have Sergio, modeling what will be standard attire in the next olympic marathon. "
2004-10-08 02:39:18 PM  
I've given up on women. I'm dating aligators now.
2004-10-08 02:45:48 PM  
"I respect your enthusiasm in practicing safe sex, but come on.."
2004-10-08 02:57:10 PM  
"I know she's gonna ask me if she looks fat, but I'm ready this time."
2004-10-08 03:04:40 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Yes, Mr. President, I am absolutely certain that [*snicker, snicker*]--that this is the Air Force's very latest in flight suit design. I think it'll look [*bwah-hah, snort*]--excuse me, I think it'll look great for your photo-op this weekend! Have you considered wearing it to the debate tonight, too?"
2004-10-08 03:15:02 PM  
"Dude I told you, that suit is gonna get us SO MUSH ASS"
2004-10-08 03:15:17 PM  
Mission Accomplished
2004-10-08 03:16:24 PM  
Dude 1: "Um . . . I have to pee."

Dude 2: "Dammit Bob! I told you to go before!"
2004-10-08 03:16:27 PM  
"man, I swear, the chicks love men in uniforms!"
2004-10-08 03:16:50 PM  
"I saw a man-turtle!"
2004-10-08 03:16:55 PM  
Mom? He followed me home, can I keep him?
2004-10-08 03:17:20 PM  
"Today in Centersville, State Troopers arrest a Vogon for refusing to stop his poetry recital in the town square."

[image from too old to be available]

2004-10-08 03:17:26 PM  
Man, I'm telling you, the bear suit doesn't work(you moran).
2004-10-08 03:17:34 PM  
Damnit dave, stop humming the ninja turtle theme song, I'm going to pretend to be splinter a second time, alright?
2004-10-08 03:17:42 PM  
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"I'm all stove up, Gil."

2004-10-08 03:17:43 PM  
Oh crap, I forgot my cup.
2004-10-08 03:17:45 PM  
"It's definitely very small in here."

"Small, and safe. Don't wanna miss the party. You know that, there's a party in your honor Ray."

/rain man
2004-10-08 03:17:58 PM  
2004-10-08 03:18:19 PM  
What do you mean I'm not turtle enough for the Turtle Club?


/A vote for me is a vote for pop culture references
2004-10-08 03:18:41 PM  
Okay, this time I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher.

yeah, I meant it that way
2004-10-08 03:19:09 PM  
"Time to give that damn cat a bath, again."
2004-10-08 03:19:19 PM  
"Man I just dumped my pants in this suit."

"It shouldn't take long to reconstruct the accident scene after looking at those skidmarks."
2004-10-08 03:19:38 PM  
Yet another fark troll gets ready for his day. "I'm protected from everything, bannination, burnination and siberia. No where did I put my threadjack?"
2004-10-08 03:19:42 PM  
"Mr. Eisner, the prototype mascot for Disney's Baghdad Adventure is here...."

2004-10-08 03:19:47 PM  
Donetello joins the force
2004-10-08 03:20:01 PM  
Hey Gazoo....If I told you once, I told you a thousand times to lay off the sauce.

/now voting enabled
2004-10-08 03:20:02 PM  
Remember, it's 64 tugs if you've found the treasure, 63 if you're running out of air.
2004-10-08 03:20:23 PM  
"You sure this doesn't make me know...too slutty?"
2004-10-08 03:21:08 PM  
"But their cousins......
Identical cousins and you'll find"

"Damnit Bob...I'm dressing different!"
2004-10-08 03:21:09 PM  
Two-Lane Wack-Cops
2004-10-08 03:21:14 PM  
I don't care if this bomb might kill you, I'M NOT GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND!
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