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(Slate)   "My boyfriend is in a relationship with a mannequin that shares my name, and he's been singing 'Nothing's gonna stop us now' for weeks. Should I be concerned?"   (slate.com) divider line
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391 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 12 Jul 2021 at 8:50 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-12 8:40:36 AM  
Yes. Anyone who sings Starship songs should be avoided at all costs.
 
2021-07-12 8:51:41 AM  
He may be saying something about your sexytime enthusiasm/participation.
 
2021-07-12 8:59:44 AM  
Knothole stuff.
 
2021-07-12 9:06:40 AM  

dionysusaur: He may be saying something about your sexytime enthusiasm/participation.


I was thinking the opposite, that the only thing he keeps her around for is sexytime participation.
 
2021-07-12 9:10:57 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:15:06 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:21:52 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:21:56 AM  
Yes, he picked the wrong song.

1st RECORDING OF: Glendora - Jack Lewis (1956)
Youtube fId0J7qnBC0
 
2021-07-12 9:24:31 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:26:46 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:31:27 AM  
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Get Over You (Official Video)
Youtube r72Sbmj2OrM
 
2021-07-12 9:54:42 AM  
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2021-07-12 9:57:10 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Yes. Anyone who sings Starship songs should be avoided at all costs.


Hey, let 'em say we're crazy.I don't care about that.
 
2021-07-12 10:07:41 AM  
I was 17 working as an usher in a movie theater when that movie came out. First time I had to escort someone out of the theater for 'batin.
 
2021-07-12 10:19:35 AM  
Fark a mannequin named for his dad.
 
2021-07-12 10:28:04 AM  
I heard the first one was a poser.
 
2021-07-12 10:31:25 AM  
My Fantastic Plastic Girl
Youtube zLEORP8a-D0
 
2021-07-12 11:00:49 AM  

Zog Zogu: Yes, he picked the wrong song.

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And then you went and picked the wrong version of the song. Here's the right one:

downliners sect - glendora
Youtube AP-kCIp1gRk
 
2021-07-12 11:09:05 AM  
Best of?  Nah.
 
2021-07-12 11:11:30 AM  
Tim Minchin - Inflatable You
Youtube rW7xv1fs2Jw
 
2021-07-12 11:24:02 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Zog Zogu: Yes, he picked the wrong song.

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And then you went and picked the wrong version of the song. Here's the right one:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AP-kCIp1​gRk]


I've never heard that! Awesome. I wonder where they heard it? From Perry Como?
 
2021-07-12 11:45:12 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Zog Zogu: Yes, he picked the wrong song.

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And then you went and picked the wrong version of the song. Here's the right one:


V/A Battle Of The Garages #1 (80'S GARAGE ROCK REVIVAL)
Youtube BXrdVslZHXY


Now with added Squires yumminess!
 
2021-07-12 12:11:36 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: ElPrimitivo: Zog Zogu: Yes, he picked the wrong song.

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And then you went and picked the wrong version of the song. Here's the right one:

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Now with added Squires yumminess!


That's pretty great!

Had no idea The Chesterfield Kings were already around in 1981, but definitely gonna track down that comp record.

Thanks for triggering my garage-rock geekout.
 
2021-07-12 12:40:49 PM  
It doesn't talk back.
 
2021-07-12 1:21:05 PM  

ElPrimitivo: EdwardTellerhands: ElPrimitivo: Zog Zogu: Yes, he picked the wrong song.

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And then you went and picked the wrong version of the song. Here's the right one:

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Now with added Squires yumminess!

That's pretty great!

Had no idea The Chesterfield Kings were already around in 1981, but definitely gonna track down that comp record.

Thanks for triggering my garage-rock geekout.


Good comp. It's got a nice post-Radio Birdman Deniz Tek cut.
 
2021-07-12 1:34:11 PM  

Another Government Employee: It doesn't talk back.


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2021-07-12 1:36:23 PM  
If he switches to Get Up and Boogie you should be concerned
It has only 4 words.
 
2021-07-12 5:58:33 PM  
She's My Ever Lovin' Machine
Youtube PeR48EVOk1U
 
2021-07-12 6:03:18 PM  
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2021-07-12 6:16:20 PM  
Dump him.
Of all the sexy, slutty, or strippery names out there he went with Barbara?
Sounds like the head of the PTA's mother.
That dude ain't right.
 
2021-07-12 6:19:56 PM  
I can't be in love if it's plastic
But to live on my own just seems tragic
 
2021-07-12 6:46:33 PM  
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OMG!  And she's giving the white power 'okay' sign!
 
2021-07-12 6:47:25 PM  
Never mind.  Had it backwards
 
2021-07-12 8:27:13 PM  

Arkanaut: Fark a mannequin named for his dad.


Nah, skip the middle man there. The classic is the best.
 
2021-07-13 4:44:07 PM  

Porous Horace: I can't be in love if it's plastic
But to live on my own just seems tragic


Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Aqua - Barbie Girl (Official Music Video)
Youtube ZyhrYis509A
 
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