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2021-07-11 4:27:34 PM  
44 votes:
Sounds like he's easily ruffled.
 
2021-07-11 4:27:59 PM  
14 votes:
Sometimes you got to let the chips fall where they may
 
2021-07-11 4:55:15 PM  
12 votes:
He is way too angry. He needs to get lay's more often.
 
2021-07-11 4:34:10 PM  
11 votes:
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2021-07-11 4:35:10 PM  
6 votes:
Did the grammar police show up?
 
2021-07-11 4:38:02 PM  
4 votes:
Now we know what Barb Layhe went through
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2021-07-11 4:55:25 PM  
4 votes:
Depetro allegedly told police the disturbance all started when he asked his wife to go to church with him and for both of them to stop drinking.

"Come to church with me or I'll drown you in the tub."
 
2021-07-11 5:22:45 PM  
4 votes:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?


No.  Sorry about your mother... did you have dibs?
 
2021-07-11 4:44:28 PM  
3 votes:
According to our news gathering partners at the Times Leader, 62-year-old Timothy Depetro admitted to police he assaulted his wife who began bothering him after eating a grilled cheese sandwich and chips had fallen into a sink.
Depetro allegedly told police his wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does.
Out of built up frustration Depetro allegedly grabbed his wife around her throat to get her to stop and held her head under bathtub water.


I hope these crazy kids can make it happen.
 
2021-07-11 4:51:27 PM  
3 votes:
Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.
 
2021-07-11 5:05:34 PM  
3 votes:

Fissile: casual disregard: Fissile: Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.

You're not wrong.

Live in Jersey.  Been to PA many times.


On purpose....?
 
2021-07-11 5:05:38 PM  
3 votes:

neeNHA: Depetro allegedly told police the disturbance all started when he asked his wife to go to church with him and for both of them to stop drinking.

"Come to church with me or I'll drown you in the tub."


I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus said once.
 
2021-07-11 5:25:39 PM  
3 votes:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?


I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.
 
2021-07-11 4:40:54 PM  
2 votes:
It was no picnic for Randy either.
 
2021-07-11 5:36:51 PM  
2 votes:

SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

No.  Sorry about your mother... did you have dibs?


Nah, I'd be so far back in line that I'd get bored and wander off.  She certainly was adventurous in her prime.

We could hit up the corn dog stand or something tho.
 
2021-07-11 5:54:00 PM  
2 votes:

casual disregard: rosekolodny: casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.

Right, but I know your Achilles heel.

I'd cover myself in mayonnaise before the wrestling match.

squint....

how did you know i don't like mayo?


Food tab, motherf*cker!

Let's get a corn dog.
 
2021-07-12 12:08:40 AM  
2 votes:
waxbeans:Violent people belong in prison/hell/worse
Especially if their parents


what? WHAT, DAMMIT?
 
2021-07-11 4:31:14 PM  
1 vote:
That story had the word "allegedly" several times. Fake media.
 
2021-07-11 4:46:46 PM  
1 vote:
THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."

Small man syndrome. Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."
 
2021-07-11 4:56:00 PM  
1 vote:
Must have been one hell of a grilled cheese.
 
2021-07-11 4:59:27 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: Fissile: Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.

You're not wrong.


Live in Jersey.  Been to PA many times.
 
2021-07-11 5:15:17 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating


You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?
 
2021-07-11 5:30:29 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.


If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.
 
2021-07-11 5:31:57 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?


So are you saying she isn't intelligent enough to know she was going to get a  reaction?
 
2021-07-11 5:32:03 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.


Right, but I know your Achilles heel.

I'd cover myself in mayonnaise before the wrestling match.
 
2021-07-11 5:35:06 PM  
1 vote:

waxbeans: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

So are you saying she isn't intelligent enough to know she was going to get a  reaction?


LOL.  I wish I had included a thread number in your farkie.  It's from some time ago.

Fark user image
 
2021-07-11 5:39:57 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.


I'm am long aware of this person from TF and just Fark in general.  Surpised me that rosekolodny didn't recognise me similiarly.  But no one should expect to cast about "mofos" without retort.

"Rose" should also have the experience of life enough to understand the dynamics of long-term partnerships and how "wants" and rational behavior often cross paths at weird and useless tangents.

And apparently both parties in this couple may have been drinking - having been a drunk myself, I have little sympathy for either party's inability to get along.

Lastly, while I do not approve of violence in general, Fark is the place where we come to laugh at gruesome deaths.
 
2021-07-11 5:44:57 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.

Right, but I know your Achilles heel.

I'd cover myself in mayonnaise before the wrestling match.


squint....

how did you know i don't like mayo?
 
2021-07-11 5:55:48 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: I heard it too many times when my dude was busting my face.  I've heard it a bunch from my friends who have gotten smacked around.


That makes me really, really sad.
 
2021-07-11 5:57:17 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: waxbeans: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

So are you saying she isn't intelligent enough to know she was going to get a  reaction?

LOL.  I wish I had included a thread number in your farkie.  It's from some time ago.

[Fark user image image 429x63]


I'm not okay with violence of any kind.
/
That said. Just leave abusive people. Don't stay and talk shiat. That is dangerous.
 
2021-07-11 6:01:17 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: "Rose" should also have the experience of life enough to understand the dynamics of long-term partnerships and how "wants" and rational behavior often cross paths at weird and useless tangents.

Kinda, but I make a serious point to resist the "she was asking for it" narrative.

I heard it too many times when my dude was busting my face.  I've heard it a bunch from my friends who have gotten smacked around.  Take a minute to talk to women and it's horrifying how many of us have been in that position.

It's the narrative promoted by sh*tty partners who can't own their actions.  I'mnot a bad person - you *made* me behave this way.  There's this underlying theme of victims getting what they deserve, even in the jokes we tell.  One of the funny jokes is "I'd never hit a lady but I'll smack me a b*tch."   What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing she hasn't heard twice before.

I like dark humor.  AND I'm still a little tender about all the times my face was broken by someone I was supposed to trust.  If I fought back, I would be hurting someone I loved.  If I left, his elderly mom would have died.

It's... complicated.


Never trust anyone.
Know them.
And if you know taking shiat is going to lead to violence. Leave.

/
Don't ignore red flags.
//
Sometimes being attracted is the red flag.
///
Don't even pack a bag. Just go MIA.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2021-07-11 6:16:19 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: rosekolodny: It's... complicated.

Yes, I see it is.  Relationships without violence are complicated enough.

I started to say that if I considered Farker's background, experience and opinions and restrained myself to conflict with none of them, I'd have nothing to say.  Then I realized that I really do have nothing to say but am compelled to say it anyway!

C'est la vie à Fark!


Well this is why we have farkies.  That way I can make notes about mayonnaise vulnerabilites.
 
2021-07-11 6:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
Utz never Wise to fight Herr over wet chips.
 
2021-07-11 6:46:30 PM  
1 vote:

Cafe Threads: THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."


I'm not saying' I approve, but I understand..... let the chips fall where they may
 
2021-07-11 6:54:46 PM  
1 vote:
And they say romance is dead
 
2021-07-11 6:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if this story is the wife-beating man that everyone presumes it is or a narrative of a henpecked guy who finally snapped.

Either way, abusive relationships are shiat. Shouldn't have to get to 60 years old before you figure it out.
 
2021-07-11 7:03:30 PM  
1 vote:
Is that my brain on Fark?
 
2021-07-11 7:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: frankb00th: SansNeural: rosekolodny: It's... complicated.

Yes, I see it is.  Relationships without violence are complicated enough.

I started to say that if I considered Farker's background, experience and opinions and restrained myself to conflict with none of them, I'd have nothing to say.  Then I realized that I really do have nothing to say but am compelled to say it anyway!

C'est la vie à Fark!

C est la vie SUR fark

[Fark user image image 850x660]


Je ne sais pas c'est quoi un vei. 😉
 
2021-07-11 7:08:04 PM  
1 vote:

frankb00th: SansNeural: frankb00th: SansNeural: rosekolodny: It's... complicated.

Yes, I see it is.  Relationships without violence are complicated enough.

I started to say that if I considered Farker's background, experience and opinions and restrained myself to conflict with none of them, I'd have nothing to say.  Then I realized that I really do have nothing to say but am compelled to say it anyway!

C'est la vie à Fark!

C est la vie SUR fark

[Fark user image image 850x660]

Je ne sais pas c'est quoi un vei. 😉


Darn it.  Typos are worse when committed to image :(
 
2021-07-11 7:13:52 PM  
1 vote:
For prostrarity:

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/I should see a urologist about that
 
2021-07-11 8:16:33 PM  
1 vote:
He didn't mean no harm.

/s
//tough room
 
2021-07-11 11:13:20 PM  
1 vote:

starsrift: I wonder if this story is the wife-beating man that everyone presumes it is or a narrative of a henpecked guy who finally snapped.

Either way, abusive relationships are shiat. Shouldn't have to get to 60 years old before you figure it out.


Or maybe just leave people alone who in the middle of eating from personal experience people eating are more violent than any other person except for the mad drunk dick face
 
2021-07-12 12:11:28 AM  
1 vote:

cwheelie: waxbeans:Violent people belong in prison/hell/worse
Especially if their parents

what? WHAT, DAMMIT?


Wut?
 
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