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2021-07-11 5:03:02 PM  
6 votes:

Bslim: "62-year-old Timothy Depetro admitted to police he assaulted his wife who began bothering him after eating a grilled cheese sandwich and chips had fallen into a sink."

"Well, she shouldn't have mouthed-off like that"

/probably said something like that


Judging by the meal, I'm guessing he made it himself. Eating over the sink to not make a mess...and she still goes off on him for chips landing in the sink?
Yeah, I'd probably snap as well.

/and by snap I mean I'll just grab my coat and leave, and get me decent meal far away
//sounds like a depressing household
///and she should get away before things get worse. If he's strangling her and dunking her head in water, this is beyond salvageable and she should protect herself. Hopefully no kids in the picture.
 
2021-07-11 4:32:07 PM  
5 votes:
Drunks, they either love you, or wanna kill you.
 
2021-07-11 5:00:27 PM  
5 votes:

Cafe Threads: THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."

Small man syndrome. Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."


Sounds like she knows his buttons.  Don't know why she wanted to dial up a beating, though.  I will say his idea about drinking cessation sounds pretty good.
 
2021-07-11 5:53:06 PM  
5 votes:

SansNeural: "Rose" should also have the experience of life enough to understand the dynamics of long-term partnerships and how "wants" and rational behavior often cross paths at weird and useless tangents.


Kinda, but I make a serious point to resist the "she was asking for it" narrative.

I heard it too many times when my dude was busting my face.  I've heard it a bunch from my friends who have gotten smacked around.  Take a minute to talk to women and it's horrifying how many of us have been in that position.

It's the narrative promoted by sh*tty partners who can't own their actions.  I'mnot a bad person - you *made* me behave this way.  There's this underlying theme of victims getting what they deserve, even in the jokes we tell.  One of the funny jokes is "I'd never hit a lady but I'll smack me a b*tch."   What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing she hasn't heard twice before.

I like dark humor.  AND I'm still a little tender about all the times my face was broken by someone I was supposed to trust.  If I fought back, I would be hurting someone I loved.  If I left, his elderly mom would have died.

It's... complicated.
 
2021-07-11 7:58:54 PM  
5 votes:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: "Rose" should also have the experience of life enough to understand the dynamics of long-term partnerships and how "wants" and rational behavior often cross paths at weird and useless tangents.

Kinda, but I make a serious point to resist the "she was asking for it" narrative.

I heard it too many times when my dude was busting my face.  I've heard it a bunch from my friends who have gotten smacked around.  Take a minute to talk to women and it's horrifying how many of us have been in that position.

It's the narrative promoted by sh*tty partners who can't own their actions.  I'mnot a bad person - you *made* me behave this way.  There's this underlying theme of victims getting what they deserve, even in the jokes we tell.  One of the funny jokes is "I'd never hit a lady but I'll smack me a b*tch."   What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing she hasn't heard twice before.

I like dark humor.  AND I'm still a little tender about all the times my face was broken by someone I was supposed to trust.  If I fought back, I would be hurting someone I loved.  If I left, his elderly mom would have died.

It's... complicated.


An abuser's trademark phrase is 'look what you made me do.'
 
2021-07-11 4:29:29 PM  
4 votes:
"Depetro called 911 on himself"

.....?
 
2021-07-11 5:07:22 PM  
4 votes:

casual disregard: "Depetro called 911 on himself"

.....?


"I'll be happy to go to jail to get away from my wife Karen!"
 
2021-07-11 5:15:17 PM  
4 votes:

SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating


You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?
 
2021-07-11 4:34:25 PM  
3 votes:
"62-year-old Timothy Depetro admitted to police he assaulted his wife who began bothering him after eating a grilled cheese sandwich and chips had fallen into a sink."

"Well, she shouldn't have mouthed-off like that"

/probably said something like that
 
2021-07-11 4:46:46 PM  
3 votes:
THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."

Small man syndrome. Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."
 
2021-07-11 4:55:25 PM  
3 votes:
Depetro allegedly told police the disturbance all started when he asked his wife to go to church with him and for both of them to stop drinking.

"Come to church with me or I'll drown you in the tub."
 
2021-07-11 5:31:57 PM  
3 votes:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?


So are you saying she isn't intelligent enough to know she was going to get a  reaction?
 
2021-07-11 5:39:57 PM  
3 votes:

casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.


I'm am long aware of this person from TF and just Fark in general.  Surpised me that rosekolodny didn't recognise me similiarly.  But no one should expect to cast about "mofos" without retort.

"Rose" should also have the experience of life enough to understand the dynamics of long-term partnerships and how "wants" and rational behavior often cross paths at weird and useless tangents.

And apparently both parties in this couple may have been drinking - having been a drunk myself, I have little sympathy for either party's inability to get along.

Lastly, while I do not approve of violence in general, Fark is the place where we come to laugh at gruesome deaths.
 
2021-07-11 5:58:53 PM  
3 votes:

rosekolodny: Did the grammar police show up?


Point in case:

Timothy Depetro admitted to police he assaulted his wife who began bothering him after eating a grilled cheese sandwich and chips had fallen into a sink.

QUESTION

Who ate the chips and grilled cheese? Well, maybe its not a grammar question but it's a bad writing question.

Somebody doesn't seem to have asked. Maybe it's a rhetorical question, the kind you don't ask.
 
2021-07-11 9:33:57 PM  
3 votes:
That lady better gtfo there's some absurd percentage of men who choke their spouse who go on to murder them.
 
2021-07-11 11:05:34 PM  
3 votes:

lizaardvark: Cafe Threads: THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."

Small man syndrome. Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."

Right, right. She sounds like a rare prize.


Both of these dumbasses sound like horrible people to be around. The first clue is that if someone gets angry while drunk, that person is probably just repressing feelings of anger when sober, and it has likely chewed on their soul.

Most people I know are really hilarious, or at least super chill, when drunk because they've got no major underlying anger issues.
 
2021-07-11 4:27:59 PM  
2 votes:
Sometimes you got to let the chips fall where they may
 
2021-07-11 4:35:10 PM  
2 votes:
Did the grammar police show up?
 
2021-07-11 4:51:27 PM  
2 votes:
Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.
 
2021-07-11 5:22:45 PM  
2 votes:

rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?


No.  Sorry about your mother... did you have dibs?
 
2021-07-11 5:30:29 PM  
2 votes:

SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.


If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.
 
2021-07-11 5:32:03 PM  
2 votes:

casual disregard: SansNeural: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

I shall elaborate.  Hello, I am SanNeural and I make one or two-liner jokes on Fark dot com.  Sometimes I deliberately say something intelligent, but usually not.

If I were to pick a fight I think the absolute last person I'd choose would be Rose. I'd lose every round. She reminds me a bit of those roller derby ladies. Would put any man to shame.


Right, but I know your Achilles heel.

I'd cover myself in mayonnaise before the wrestling match.
 
2021-07-11 6:25:17 PM  
2 votes:
Utz never Wise to fight Herr over wet chips.
 
2021-07-11 6:47:25 PM  
2 votes:

SansNeural: rosekolodny: It's... complicated.

Yes, I see it is.  Relationships without violence are complicated enough.

I started to say that if I considered Farker's background, experience and opinions and restrained myself to conflict with none of them, I'd have nothing to say.  Then I realized that I really do have nothing to say but am compelled to say it anyway!

C'est la vie à Fark!


C est la vie SUR fark
 
2021-07-11 8:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

Cafe Threads: THIS is the meat of this tale:

"...62-year-old Timothy Depetro...assaulted his wife.... [H]is wife belittled him about his family and how she makes more money than he does."

Small man syndrome. Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."


Right, right. She sounds like a rare prize.
 
2021-07-11 4:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like he's easily ruffled.
 
2021-07-11 4:34:10 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-11 4:39:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Depetro called 911 on himself reporting there was violence at the residence. He told the 911 call taker police would have to place a gun to his head to calm him down, and he was going to kill people if police did not arrive."

(quote from a story on the topic, as opposed to the link to javacrap that Fark provided)

A bold move, lets see how it works out

/oh he survived?  My expectations pale
 
2021-07-11 4:40:54 PM  
1 vote:
It was no picnic for Randy either.
 
2021-07-11 4:53:43 PM  
1 vote:

Cafe Threads: . Also known as "being an irredeemable asshole."


The Only things that are irredeemable are expired
 
2021-07-11 4:55:15 PM  
1 vote:
He is way too angry. He needs to get lay's more often.
 
2021-07-11 4:56:00 PM  
1 vote:
Must have been one hell of a grilled cheese.
 
2021-07-11 4:56:11 PM  
1 vote:

Fissile: Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.


You're not wrong.
 
2021-07-11 4:58:12 PM  
1 vote:

neeNHA: Depetro allegedly told police the disturbance all started when he asked his wife to go to church with him and for both of them to stop drinking.

"Come to church with me or I'll drown you in the tub."


He was trying to baptize her.  You Dog hatin' commies always trying to make decent Dog-fearing folk look like idjuts.
 
2021-07-11 4:59:27 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: Fissile: Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.

You're not wrong.


Live in Jersey.  Been to PA many times.
 
2021-07-11 5:05:34 PM  
1 vote:

Fissile: casual disregard: Fissile: Pennsylvania:  The South of the North.

You're not wrong.

Live in Jersey.  Been to PA many times.


On purpose....?
 
2021-07-11 5:57:17 PM  
1 vote:

rosekolodny: waxbeans: rosekolodny: SansNeural: she wanted to dial up a beating

You want to rephrase that, motherf*cker?

So are you saying she isn't intelligent enough to know she was going to get a  reaction?

LOL.  I wish I had included a thread number in your farkie.  It's from some time ago.

[Fark user image image 429x63]


I'm not okay with violence of any kind.
/
That said. Just leave abusive people. Don't stay and talk shiat. That is dangerous.
 
2021-07-11 6:03:43 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: rosekolodny: I heard it too many times when my dude was busting my face.  I've heard it a bunch from my friends who have gotten smacked around.

That makes me really, really sad.


It is what it is.  We all make a bunch of decisions for a bunch of reasons.

What's sad for me is when you get a bunch of women alone in a room, how similar our stories sound.  A goal-oriented person will put up with bullsh*t in order to protect themselves or others they love.

One of the problems is silence.  My dude promised to kill me and anyone who tried to help me.  And he probably would have followed through.  SOOO I kept quiet to protect everyone.

Now that he's dead, I have nothing to fear.  I speak out as a way to signal to others that help exists.  I think being vocal is important.
 
2021-07-11 6:38:46 PM  
1 vote:

Resident Muslim: Bslim: "62-year-old Timothy Depetro admitted to police he assaulted his wife who began bothering him after eating a grilled cheese sandwich and chips had fallen into a sink."

"Well, she shouldn't have mouthed-off like that"

/probably said something like that

Judging by the meal, I'm guessing he made it himself. Eating over the sink to not make a mess...and she still goes off on him for chips landing in the sink?
Yeah, I'd probably snap as well.

/and by snap I mean I'll just grab my coat and leave, and get me decent meal far away
//sounds like a depressing household
///and she should get away before things get worse. If he's strangling her and dunking her head in water, this is beyond salvageable and she should protect herself. Hopefully no kids in the picture.


I know what it smells like in there. Cigarette and stale beer.
Broken dreams on the floor everywhere.
Now they blame each other for the toxicity that permeates their entire lives
 
2021-07-11 6:52:16 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: rosekolodny: It is what it is.

I don't agree. Men who beat women belong in prison. Or hell. Choose.


Correct.  People who abuse their power are sh*t.

But I'm speaking as someone who experienced something sh*tty.  I acknowledge it as a part of my life.  It exists in my history and I want to use the experience to inform my future.  And maybe help other people.

When I look back on it, I do get mad that people love his narcissistic ass so much.  They didn't know what he was capable of, and sometimes don't believe me when I tell them.

It is what it is. I'm not talking about him - that asshole is dead.  I'm talking about how I move forward.
 
2021-07-11 6:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if this story is the wife-beating man that everyone presumes it is or a narrative of a henpecked guy who finally snapped.

Either way, abusive relationships are shiat. Shouldn't have to get to 60 years old before you figure it out.
 
2021-07-11 7:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: frankb00th: SansNeural: rosekolodny: It's... complicated.

Yes, I see it is.  Relationships without violence are complicated enough.

I started to say that if I considered Farker's background, experience and opinions and restrained myself to conflict with none of them, I'd have nothing to say.  Then I realized that I really do have nothing to say but am compelled to say it anyway!

C'est la vie à Fark!

C est la vie SUR fark

[Fark user image image 850x660]


Je ne sais pas c'est quoi un vei. 😉
 
2021-07-11 11:11:44 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: rosekolodny: It is what it is.

I don't agree. Men who beat women belong in prison. Or hell. Choose.


Violent people belong in prison/hell/worse
Especially if their parents
 
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