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(The Hill)   Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-07-09 7:22:28 PM  
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
 
2021-07-09 7:28:55 PM  
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2021-07-09 7:35:50 PM  
Marsha is what she always was a racist, brittle, bitter excuse for humanity!
 
2021-07-09 7:36:05 PM  
What...
The helll..?
 
2021-07-09 7:42:00 PM  
That sounds like a good lyrical idea for a single.  Taylor, have you seen this?
 
2021-07-09 7:42:13 PM  
Marsha Blackburn is such a farking moron that she would be happy being a Wife
 
2021-07-09 7:45:33 PM  
I'd stand up against Taylor Swift too!  I don't think she would consent to that, but if she did, I'd stand there a long time!
 
2021-07-09 7:51:39 PM  
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2021-07-09 7:52:38 PM  

maddan: I'd stand up against Taylor Swift too!  I don't think she would consent to that, but if she did, I'd stand there a long time!


Consult your physician if you end up standing there for more than four hours.
 
2021-07-09 7:53:07 PM  
Rep Blackburn?

Taylor Swift - I Forgot That You Existed (Official Audio)
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2021-07-09 8:03:36 PM  
Considering how her publishing got sold out from under her? I'm sure she'd be down for some revolution.
 
2021-07-09 8:06:53 PM  
I'm astounded at the levels of stupidity the Unindicted Co-conspirato(R)s have managed to achieve in only a few short years

/I wasn't giving them enough credit
 
2021-07-09 8:15:44 PM  
A national holiday that federal funds were spent to pay local bands to play in public spaces in all small towns and cities on the same day in the US does hold some appeal. 1st of August day would work.
 
2021-07-09 8:25:35 PM  
She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.
 
2021-07-09 8:33:15 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.


I know I've never been to TN. But I think there's a good chance I've never even flown over it
 
2021-07-09 8:37:20 PM  

Gubbo: NewportBarGuy: She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.

I know I've never been to TN. But I think there's a good chance I've never even flown over it


There are some good people in that state. Just not enough to vote her out.
 
2021-07-09 8:47:57 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gubbo: NewportBarGuy: She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.

I know I've never been to TN. But I think there's a good chance I've never even flown over it

There are some good people in that state. Just not enough to vote her out.


As with everywhere it seems.

If you're in the major city you're fine. But, well, look at TX and Abbott for how that will ultimately work out
 
2021-07-09 9:13:16 PM  
"When I'm talking to my friends who are musicians and entertainers, I say, 'If - if we have a socialistic government, if we have Marxism, you are going to be the first ones who will be caught off because the state would have to approve your music,' " Blackburn told Breitbart News.

Sure thing Marsha. It's conservatives who have been railing against music, film, and print that they object to. If your supporters ever get their "Christian" nation, it's not the "Marxists" I'm worried about banning stuff they don't like
 
2021-07-09 9:56:46 PM  
Is she even legal in communist, socialist Canada? I don't think so liberals !!
 
2021-07-09 10:01:32 PM  
Marxism. Secularism. Socialism. Deism. It's all the same right?
 
2021-07-09 10:08:07 PM  
Jesus, you should have to take a test to run for congress and it should require you to write definitions.


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2021-07-09 10:08:15 PM  
Who is this person and shouldn't they be under the care of a state-certified psychiatrist?
 
2021-07-09 10:09:17 PM  
What a dummy. Socialists love parties. It's right in the name.
 
2021-07-09 10:09:55 PM  
Socialism would probably date her for a little bit, get bored, dump her and then have her arrested when she biatches about it in her next song.
 
2021-07-09 10:13:11 PM  
I'm a long way from being hip to what the kids are doing these days, but even I know that somebody's about to learn a lot about Swifties in a short period of time.
 
2021-07-09 10:15:12 PM  
Can't they ever tell the truth of research anything?

In 2018, Swift, a Tennessee native who noted at the time that she had "been reluctant to publicly voice my political opinions," came out against Blackburn and other Republicans ahead of that year's elections.

She was born in PA and moved to TN in 2004 to further her career.

Born in West Reading, Pennsylvania, Swift relocated to Nashville, Tennessee in 2004, to pursue a career in country music.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_​S​wift

Even I know this and am not a fan of her music. I like her as a person and admire her business skills though. She and her crew bought around 50 .xxx domains with all variations of her name before it was released.
 
2021-07-09 10:15:45 PM  
Taylor Swift, net worth $400M is signed to Republic Records which is owned by Universal Music Group which is owned by Vivendi which is owned by Bollore which was founded by Vincent Bollore who would jump out a farking window if he woke up tomorrow with a net worth of $400M.

"I'm ruiiiiined."
 
2021-07-09 10:18:51 PM  
As I was masturbating a Socialism walked in without knocking and looked me in the eye. I kept going.  Am I a Communist now?
 
2021-07-09 10:18:59 PM  
She is right, you know.

Communists would force musicians to make patriotic American Country music- about their flag, their truck, fishin', girls, drinkin' beer...
 
2021-07-09 10:20:13 PM  
Can we simplify this situation?  The richest motherfarkers in America got all kinds of parties and ice cream while T-Balls** was president.  Now it's our turn, and we want some simple things like roads, bridges, daycare and decent pay.  It's time to pay up, assholes.  Call it what you will, and then fark right off.
Does that clear things up, Two Dogs Farking?
 
2021-07-09 10:20:54 PM  
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2021-07-09 10:21:24 PM  

Jake Havechek: That sounds like a good lyrical idea for a single.  Taylor, have you seen this?


A song wherein she has a bitter breakup with capitalism?
 
2021-07-09 10:22:27 PM  

Weird Hal: As I was masturbating a Socialism walked in without knocking and looked me in the eye. I kept going.  Am I a Communist now?


Yeah. Yeah, you are. Sorry, man, shiat happens.
 
2021-07-09 10:22:41 PM  
Poor Taylor Swift. Forced to choose between, as she puts it quite well, "Trump in a wig" or full totalitarian North Korea. Good thing there's not a Democrat in the White House, eh Marsha? That'd be some communist crackdown on absolutely everything immediately.

Oh, wait.
 
2021-07-09 10:23:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gubbo: NewportBarGuy: She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.

I know I've never been to TN. But I think there's a good chance I've never even flown over it

There are some good people in that state. Just not enough to vote her out.


Nashville is one of my favorite places I've lived
 
2021-07-09 10:24:00 PM  

vernonFL: She is right, you know.

Communists would force musicians to make patriotic American Country music- about their flag, their truck, fishin', girls, drinkin' beer...


Mah baby left me
Now I have my horse
I need a step ladder
But it could be worse

/worse rhymes with horse here
 
2021-07-09 10:25:19 PM  
Yeah, because Christians are known for their tolerance of music. Remember when they ran over rap cds with steam rollers on the Capitol mall?

Also, Marsha Blackburn using Taylor Swift's name to break into a news cycle tells you about all you need to know about who is more important well-regarded.
 
2021-07-09 10:26:16 PM  

MillionDollarMo: What a dummy. Socialists love parties. It's right in the name.


On top of it they make sure every last person gets a piece of cake
 
2021-07-09 10:27:37 PM  
The Declaration of the Constitution of the Perambulatory say very plenty He Pubitus Many.
 
2021-07-09 10:27:57 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Yeah, because Christians are known for their tolerance of music. Remember when they ran over rap cds with steam rollers on the Capitol mall?

Also, Marsha Blackburn using Taylor Swift's name to break into a news cycle tells you about all you need to know about who is more important well-regarded.


They didn't like The Beatles either. Back then they burned them in barrels. Destroying products they paid for is a long storied tradition with them.


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2021-07-09 10:28:51 PM  
Hahahahahaha oh man

"Country" music fark I can't even begin to even. BRB time to puff tough and blast Greenpoint with some Tom T. Hall.
 
2021-07-09 10:32:58 PM  

saturn badger: Cubansaltyballs: Yeah, because Christians are known for their tolerance of music. Remember when they ran over rap cds with steam rollers on the Capitol mall?

Also, Marsha Blackburn using Taylor Swift's name to break into a news cycle tells you about all you need to know about who is more important well-regarded.

They didn't like The Beatles either. Back then they burned them in barrels. Destroying products they paid for is a long storied tradition with them.


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Somehow that's the Democrats fault for FORCING them to act like socialist communist pigs because they had to show the socialist communist pigs how they imagine socialist communist pigs would act.

So clearly, this is the fault of the leftist musicians
 
2021-07-09 10:33:50 PM  
Why is she talking about if Taylor Swift lived in a socialist country.

What a stupid premise. Republicans have become a laughing stock.
 
2021-07-09 10:36:15 PM  
'If - if we have a socialistic government, if we have Marxism, you are going to be the first ones who will be caught off because the state would have to approve your music,' "

"Caught off"? WTF is that supposed to mean?
 
2021-07-09 10:39:06 PM  

Unobtanium: "When I'm talking to my friends who are musicians and entertainers, I say, 'If - if we have a socialistic government, if we have Marxism, you are going to be the first ones who will be caught off because the state would have to approve your music,' " Blackburn told Breitbart News.

Sure thing Marsha. It's conservatives who have been railing against music, film, and print that they object to. If your supporters ever get their "Christian" nation, it's not the "Marxists" I'm worried about banning stuff they don't like


Counterpoint: Tipper Gore's labels.

/Granted, that was a shameless "Third Way" move to win over centrists, but it happened.
 
2021-07-09 10:43:10 PM  
 
2021-07-09 10:43:26 PM  

vernonFL: She is right, you know.

Communists would force musicians to make patriotic American Country music- about their flag, their truck, fishin', girls, drinkin' beer...


Well I might've gone fishin'
Got to thinkin' it over
The road to the river
Is a mighty long way

Now it might be the season
No rhyme or no reason
Just takin it easy
It's my lazy day
 
2021-07-09 10:46:33 PM  

HighOnCraic: Unobtanium: "When I'm talking to my friends who are musicians and entertainers, I say, 'If - if we have a socialistic government, if we have Marxism, you are going to be the first ones who will be caught off because the state would have to approve your music,' " Blackburn told Breitbart News.

Sure thing Marsha. It's conservatives who have been railing against music, film, and print that they object to. If your supporters ever get their "Christian" nation, it's not the "Marxists" I'm worried about banning stuff they don't like

Counterpoint: Tipper Gore's labels.

/Granted, that was a shameless "Third Way" move to win over centrists, but it happened.


And ironically the parental advisory ended up being code for 'cool shiat within'
 
2021-07-09 10:47:43 PM  

Aussie_As: Poor Taylor Swift. Forced to choose between, as she puts it quite well, "Trump in a wig" or full totalitarian North Korea. Good thing there's not a Democrat in the White House, eh Marsha? That'd be some communist crackdown on absolutely everything immediately.

Oh, wait.


kiss of death on that... thing
 
2021-07-09 10:50:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gubbo: NewportBarGuy: She's the type of moron that was fighting HARD to force GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy in 2008 when they would have been broken up and sold for parts because there was no DIP financing available ANYWHERE. But, goddammit she knew it was for the best.

She's a complete f*cking moron. Just like the people who elected her.

I know I've never been to TN. But I think there's a good chance I've never even flown over it

There are some good people in that state. Just not enough to vote her out.


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