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(AOL)   Tyson recalls almost 4,500 tons of chicken, which is an impressive memory considering the amount of punches to the head he took in his career   (aol.com) divider line
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2021-07-09 1:15:56 PM  
He really didn't take many punches period, if you think about it. Stomping across the squared circle like a pissed off bear when the bell rings and crushing the opposition with one nuclear swat to the head.

But it is a great headline!
 
2021-07-09 1:24:32 PM  

psilocyberguy: He really didn't take many punches period, if you think about it. Stomping across the squared circle like a pissed off bear when the bell rings and crushing the opposition with one nuclear swat to the head.

But it is a great headline!


Buster Douglas scrambled his eggs pretty good.  Turned him into a underrated comedian.
 
2021-07-09 1:35:01 PM  
Maybe he just really likes chicken.  I know I do.
 
2021-07-09 1:36:57 PM  
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2021-07-09 1:37:31 PM  
Pretty funny.

But when they contacted Tyson for a comment, he said "This is the first time I am earing of this."
 
2021-07-09 1:37:32 PM  
He loves his birds
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2021-07-09 1:39:47 PM  

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Indeed he does.

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2021-07-09 1:40:49 PM  
I mean, if it was all in a single pile, that's just one thing to remember.
 
2021-07-09 1:41:21 PM  
Maybe one of the chickens ate his ass like Omar.
 
2021-07-09 1:41:38 PM  
Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?
 
2021-07-09 1:44:00 PM  
"I'ma chew your ear off and eat your children"   - Mike Tyson
 
2021-07-09 1:44:03 PM  
Mike Tyson gets emotional talking about Cus D'Amato
Youtube G92242a3JE4
 
2021-07-09 1:44:55 PM  
I think he's just trying to say that he has eaten a lot of wings n shiat over the years
 
2021-07-09 1:45:35 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he just really likes chicken.  I know I do.


Apparently, they are tastier and less gamey than human.
 
2021-07-09 1:45:37 PM  
Right out of the gate this thread is thuper! Great headline. 😆
 
2021-07-09 1:48:15 PM  

ChrisDe: Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?


Well, a roaster is about 6 pounds, so... math is hard.
 
2021-07-09 1:48:37 PM  
Wings, Thighs, Legs, and Ears?
 
2021-07-09 1:49:21 PM  

ChrisDe: Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?


It's a lot of chicken.  This is a pretty big recall, with close to 9 million pounds of finished product.

Disclosure: I work with food recalls, and get an FSIS email about every national recall.  This was announced last week, but has expanded slightly since then.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-ale​r​ts/tyson-foods-inc.-recalls-ready-eat-​chicken-products-due-possible-listeria​
 
2021-07-09 1:49:29 PM  
my defense is inpregnable
 
2021-07-09 1:50:05 PM  

wooden_rooster: Right out of the gate this thread is thuper! Great headline. 😆


You just have to roll with the punches
 
2021-07-09 1:50:29 PM  
Is it because they suddenly taste like chicken?
 
2021-07-09 1:51:35 PM  

Driedsponge: Marcus Aurelius: Maybe he just really likes chicken.  I know I do.

Apparently, they are tastier and less gamey than human.


That's like comparing apples and oranges.  You can cook chicken quickly, but long pig needs 8 hours.  Minimum.  Although long pig is low in alpha galactose, unlike most other mammals.
 
2021-07-09 1:51:57 PM  

psilocyberguy: He really didn't take many punches period, if you think about it. Stomping across the squared circle like a pissed off bear when the bell rings and crushing the opposition with one nuclear swat to the head.

But it is a great headline!


You're not wrong at all.  The raw power and combos he perfected were devastating to almost all opponents.  His battery of punches would stove just about anyone's head in.  The embarrassment that was the Donnie Long fight is a prime example.  It was like he was in a different boxing competition.  At least under Cus DeMato.  When Don King came around things when south fast.

I'm still perplexed at a Mohommad Ali in his prime vs Mike Tyson in his prime.  I think Ali might take it with his speed and reach.  Unless Tyson got close then it's be Tyson's fight.
 
2021-07-09 1:53:42 PM  

Opacity: Wings, Thighs, Legs, and Ears?


You forgot lips!
 
2021-07-09 1:53:51 PM  

crackpancake: psilocyberguy: He really didn't take many punches period, if you think about it. Stomping across the squared circle like a pissed off bear when the bell rings and crushing the opposition with one nuclear swat to the head.

But it is a great headline!

You're not wrong at all.  The raw power and combos he perfected were devastating to almost all opponents.  His battery of punches would stove just about anyone's head in.  The embarrassment that was the Donnie Long fight is a prime example.  It was like he was in a different boxing competition.  At least under Cus DeMato.  When Don King came around things when south fast.

I'm still perplexed at a Mohommad Ali in his prime vs Mike Tyson in his prime.  I think Ali might take it with his speed and reach.  Unless Tyson got close then it's be Tyson's fight.


Sting like a bee vs. sting like a bulldozer
 
2021-07-09 1:57:26 PM  

skyotter: This is a pretty big recall, with close to 9 million pounds of finished product.


That's listerical!
 
2021-07-09 1:58:15 PM  
Doesn't look like any of the fried versions are on the list.

/ have a bag of Tyson fried chicken tenders in the freezer
// because I have small humans that live in my house
/// it is known that small humans survive on nugs and mac n' cheese
 
2021-07-09 1:58:26 PM  
Amon Tobin-Like Regular Chickens
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2021-07-09 1:58:55 PM  

ChrisDe: Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?


Maybe just one really, really big chicken?
 
2021-07-09 2:02:19 PM  
Tyson is proof that if you do your time, show remorse, and get the hell beat out of you by Holyfield, the world can forgive you.

I think we should have Cosby get beat up by Holyfield for 9 rounds on paper view a couple of times to see if it helps his reputation.  I mean, I know I would like to see him try it.
 
2021-07-09 2:02:24 PM  

I'm no expert but...: ChrisDe: Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?

Maybe just one really, really big chicken?


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2021-07-09 2:03:04 PM  
thunderheist- jerk it
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2021-07-09 2:07:01 PM  
I mean, you don't just forget something like that.

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2021-07-09 2:08:43 PM  

crackpancake: The embarrassment that was the Donnie Long fight is a prime example.


Man. Tyson was just a class by himself. And that fight was pre-black trunks/black shoes/no socks.
 
2021-07-09 2:13:59 PM  
First time I have LOLed at a headline in ages. Bravo subby.
 
2021-07-09 2:26:27 PM  
Tyson recalls almost 4,500 tons of chicken, which is an impressive memory considering the amount of punches to the head he took in his career

If we're talking chicken and punches-to-the-head, there's only one thing that comes to mind...
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2021-07-09 2:30:41 PM  
I'm just here to upvote the headline and highly recommend some of you watch an episode of Mike Tyson Mysteries.
 
2021-07-09 2:35:30 PM  
I'm sitting in a bar not 1 mile from a handful of processing plants, Tyson included.
 
2021-07-09 2:45:30 PM  
Shoving animals into tight quarters where they shiat all over each other could cause health issues? Thousands of chickens being bred to be thrown in the trash? Good system, let's keep doing it.
 
2021-07-09 3:05:55 PM  
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2021-07-09 3:10:00 PM  
I can't really understand how 4500 tons of cooked food was contaminated by bacteria. I doubt farming methods were to blame.  It all went through the Contamination Machine on the way from oven to package?
 
2021-07-09 3:17:39 PM  

SwiftFox: I can't really understand how 4500 tons of cooked food was contaminated by bacteria. I doubt farming methods were to blame.  It all went through the Contamination Machine on the way from oven to package?


Listeria in the freezers that chill after cooking
 
2021-07-09 3:20:59 PM  
I guess he eat more chicken any man ever seen.
 
2021-07-09 3:26:26 PM  

RolfBlitzer: crackpancake: psilocyberguy: He really didn't take many punches period, if you think about it. Stomping across the squared circle like a pissed off bear when the bell rings and crushing the opposition with one nuclear swat to the head.

But it is a great headline!

You're not wrong at all.  The raw power and combos he perfected were devastating to almost all opponents.  His battery of punches would stove just about anyone's head in.  The embarrassment that was the Donnie Long fight is a prime example.  It was like he was in a different boxing competition.  At least under Cus DeMato.  When Don King came around things when south fast.

I'm still perplexed at a Mohommad Ali in his prime vs Mike Tyson in his prime.  I think Ali might take it with his speed and reach.  Unless Tyson got close then it's be Tyson's fight.

Sting like a bee vs. sting like a bulldozer


I was thinking rail gun.
 
2021-07-09 3:26:31 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: SwiftFox: I can't really understand how 4500 tons of cooked food was contaminated by bacteria. I doubt farming methods were to blame.  It all went through the Contamination Machine on the way from oven to package?

Listeria in the freezers that chill after cooking


It's really not that hard to spread listeria. I had the misfortune of living in Philadelphia the first time with modern water systems that the city gave it to its residents.

Goose poo diluted a few billion times was enough to do it, and I was halfway recovered from a bad bad flu and suddenly felt like I had cholera.
 
2021-07-09 3:30:16 PM  
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2021-07-09 3:34:33 PM  

Earguy: ChrisDe: Am I crazy, or is that a lot of chicken?

Well, a roaster is about 6 pounds, so... math is hard.


What's a Henway?
 
2021-07-09 3:34:57 PM  
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2021-07-09 3:38:37 PM  
I'm calling it. HOTY right here.
 
2021-07-09 3:39:48 PM  

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That's not going to be good for business...
 
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