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(BBC-US) Boobies Lawyer made to remove bra. "It is not good enough in any shape or form"   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-07-07 3:06:56 PM  
You ain't making me google "braless redhead"
 
2021-07-07 3:13:32 PM  
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Precedent.
 
2021-07-07 3:50:58 PM  
If the tits fit, you must acquit.

/sorry
 
2021-07-07 3:52:30 PM  
Erin go braless, then?
 
2021-07-07 3:52:40 PM  
I saw a documentary on this once. I was almost 11 minutes long
 
2021-07-07 3:54:38 PM  
The bra in question.

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2021-07-07 3:56:04 PM  
There was an episode of elementary where Sherlock makes a lock-pick out of a bra underwire.
 
2021-07-07 3:56:46 PM  
Is this some kind of bust?
Youtube u44MXP_C3rs
 
2021-07-07 3:57:42 PM  

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Precedent.


You can't let the defendant have control of a key piece of evidence!
 
2021-07-07 3:58:48 PM  
At least they let her keep her legal briefs
 
2021-07-07 4:00:11 PM  
Not cool starry bra
 
2021-07-07 4:00:46 PM  
Erin no Bragh
 
2021-07-07 4:01:04 PM  
Safety first

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2021-07-07 4:01:54 PM  
Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.
 
2021-07-07 4:02:43 PM  
Prison officials will be made to remove wallet.  Pay damages.
 
2021-07-07 4:02:48 PM  
"Not policy"

So a free lance perv at work.
 
2021-07-07 4:02:57 PM  
Not an attorney, a solicitor. And why are they allowing hookers to visit prisons anyway?
 
2021-07-07 4:03:11 PM  
When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.
 
2021-07-07 4:07:57 PM  

steklo: When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.


We know.
 
2021-07-07 4:08:52 PM  

UncleDirtNap: steklo: When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.

We know.


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2021-07-07 4:14:24 PM  
Simple solution: Metal detector shoes you have an underwire. Better show the exact same thing when you want to leave.
 
2021-07-07 4:25:21 PM  

edmo: "Not policy"

So a free lance perv at work.


At least he didn't free his lance
 
2021-07-07 4:26:46 PM  

Boojum2k: Simple solution: Metal detector shoes


Having your tits stepped on sounds worse
 
2021-07-07 4:28:30 PM  

Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.


And as a periodic visitor(software projects), they'd always inform me of whatever specifics(don't wear orange, for instance) and advise against impractical shoes, wearing jewelry, dressing even mildly provocative, etc.
 
2021-07-07 4:30:38 PM  

UncleDirtNap: steklo: When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.

We know.


Must be nice to have that extra income from the onlyfans, though.
 
2021-07-07 4:31:15 PM  
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/got nuthin...
 
2021-07-07 4:33:51 PM  

bhcompy: Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.

And as a periodic visitor(software projects), they'd always inform me of whatever specifics(don't wear orange, for instance) and advise against impractical shoes, wearing jewelry, dressing even mildly provocative, etc.


As someone who has enough metal in their body to set off metal detectors and apparently is just weirdly shaped for the new scanners I always ask for a pat down.

I always make sure I give the security guy a sultry "no, thank you" while making eye contact at the end.
/Male
//it amuses me
 
2021-07-07 4:36:00 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Boojum2k: Simple solution: Metal detector shoes

Having your tits stepped on sounds worse


Fark is hell with autocarrot. I fixed that twice and it still changed it again.
 
2021-07-07 4:37:09 PM  

steklo: When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.


Sometimes she takes it off at work, I love 2 for Tuesdays
 
2021-07-07 4:41:44 PM  
Back when the rule was devised.   In years gone by, it was unfathomable to show a woman in a bra on TV. Peddling douches was perfectly fine.

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"We've investigated ourselves and it happen again until next week"
 
2021-07-07 4:42:54 PM  
Think I saw this film back in '74,
Demme directed with music by John Cale

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2021-07-07 4:46:41 PM  

cretinbob: You ain't making me google "braless redhead"


Well of course we aren't making you, you're doing that all on your own

/and who the hell would blame you?
 
2021-07-07 4:50:24 PM  
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Irish hospitality.
 
2021-07-07 4:52:50 PM  

Kit Fister: Must be nice to have that extra income from the onlyfans, though.


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she says the box fans sell more then the oscillating ones...
 
2021-07-07 5:02:28 PM  

Boojum2k: Simple solution: Metal detector shoes you have an underwire. Better show the exact same thing when you want to leave.


And done here.
 
2021-07-07 5:18:36 PM  

Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.


You say that, but there was a lawsuit in Massachusetts over this - the prisons were stopping female attorneys with underwires and saying they'd have to remove their bras to go in... and then would stop them and say that they couldn't go in braless because something something handwave horny prisoners unsafe. Literally denying access to counsel. Also, this policy was only applied to defense counsel - prosecutors wearing underwire bras were allowed free entry.

So, yeah, it totally happens.
 
2021-07-07 5:20:59 PM  

steklo: Kit Fister: Must be nice to have that extra income from the onlyfans, though.

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she says the box fans sell more then the oscillating ones...


Oh no. Now I've got to have an oscillating box fan. Oh yeah baby, wiggle wiggle wiggle.
 
2021-07-07 5:25:53 PM  

BitwiseShift: Prison officials will be made to remove wallet.  Pay damages.


Doubt it, if she set off the detector it's their responsibility to find the source
 
2021-07-07 5:34:09 PM  
A cup? Double Ds? The news these days always skips over the important details.
 
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2021-07-07 5:35:29 PM  
It was perfectly justified.

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/A little too much iron in your chest...
 
2021-07-07 5:47:56 PM  
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2021-07-07 6:15:18 PM  

Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.


Counterpoint: I once visited a boyfriend behind bars. They told me not to come back again, as I didn't have a bra on and hadn't (had to) in15 years. They said my flat chest would excite the guys too much.

The other women waiting to go upstairs were on the floor in hysterics during this entire episode.
 
2021-07-07 6:20:10 PM  

UncleDirtNap: steklo: When my wife comes home from work, its the first thing she does, is take off her bra and she's not even a lawyer.

We know.


In his defense I didn't know the lawyer bit
 
2021-07-07 6:20:49 PM  

Cheron: I saw a documentary on this once. I was almost 11 minutes long


I tried to watch that but for some reason after about 30 seconds I just can't focus any more.
 
2021-07-07 6:39:36 PM  

Cheron: I saw a documentary on this once. I was almost 11 minutes long



Admit it . . . you only made it through the first two minutes.
 
2021-07-07 6:47:45 PM  

Joshudan: Erin go braless, then?


This would have been a HOTY contender.

Bra-vo!
 
2021-07-07 6:49:54 PM  

Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.


Find me one that lets me remove the wire. I'd like to see that unicorn of a bra.

And don't come back with some little 32A crap because those don't need the wire anyway.
 
2021-07-07 6:56:23 PM  

Literally Addicted: Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.

Find me one that lets me remove the wire. I'd like to see that unicorn of a bra.

And don't come back with some little 32A crap because those don't need the wire anyway.


Nevermind, I found it.

It.

As in one brand.

I'm buying four of these.
 
2021-07-07 7:03:55 PM  

Literally Addicted: Literally Addicted: Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.

Find me one that lets me remove the wire. I'd like to see that unicorn of a bra.

And don't come back with some little 32A crap because those don't need the wire anyway.

Nevermind, I found it.

It.

As in one brand.

I'm buying four of these.


Why does it seem that for women's clothing, there is only ever one brand for each piece that does something sensible and every other brand continues doing the same old inconvenient or uncomfortable shiat?

And yet the other brands stay in existence!
 
2021-07-07 8:10:32 PM  

Literally Addicted: Literally Addicted: Sentient: Ever woman who has had to visit a prisoner has run into this. An attorney, who presumably visits prisons regularly, must have been aware. Most bras allow you to remove the wires easily. The prison I worked at had a pile of confiscated wires AND a drawer of clean sports bras - in a nearby changing room - in lieu of other options.

So... not buying it. Typical lawyer drama, creating problems out of nothing for the attention.

Find me one that lets me remove the wire. I'd like to see that unicorn of a bra.

And don't come back with some little 32A crap because those don't need the wire anyway.

Nevermind, I found it.

It.

As in one brand.

I'm buying four of these.


Link, please and thank you.
 
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