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(CTV News)   If you were one of the people vaccinated at a clinic in Port Colborne, Ontario on June 16th we've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is what you were vaccinated with was completely harmless   (toronto.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-07-06 11:10:20 PM  
Sounds like theft.
 
2021-07-06 11:11:19 PM  
An end-of-day audit found six administered doses had not been accounted for and an additional vial of a saline diluent had been used. The diluent is meant to be mixed with the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine concentrate and while not harmful, it doesn't protect against COVID-19.

That's what they want you to believe! Why are they keeping this "saline diluent" from us? We demand this miracle drug be made available to all! It's probably the real vaccine for the elite while the rest of us get tracking chips.
 
2021-07-06 11:14:26 PM  
This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.
 
2021-07-06 11:14:40 PM  
"Huh, my arm doesn't hurt this time and I feel especially hydrated!"
 
2021-07-06 11:14:49 PM  

hissatsu: An end-of-day audit found six administered doses had not been accounted for and an additional vial of a saline diluent had been used. The diluent is meant to be mixed with the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine concentrate and while not harmful, it doesn't protect against COVID-19.

That's what they want you to believe! Why are they keeping this "saline diluent" from us? We demand this miracle drug be made available to all! It's probably the real vaccine for the elite while the rest of us get tracking chips.


They should have kept quiet about the mix up and just monitored the bunch for outbreaks.
 
2021-07-06 11:17:00 PM  
I knew it was all a scam.
 
2021-07-06 11:17:30 PM  

morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.


The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.
 
2021-07-06 11:20:32 PM  
If they get three shots I want four.
 
2021-07-06 11:26:37 PM  
Sounds like Trump's vaccine is still making the rounds. It's just placebo saline.

I'm waiting for President Biden's vaccine to be released. No after sickness or side affects.
 
2021-07-06 11:36:38 PM  
More than 200 people are being contacted to repeat their COVID-19 vaccinations

They must be the particularly dangerous individuals who require an anarchical suppressant on top of the standard tracking device.
 
2021-07-06 11:59:46 PM  
"Sorry..."
 
2021-07-07 12:09:21 AM  

RedVentrue: Sounds like theft.


More like you get what you pay for.
 
2021-07-07 12:13:43 AM  
This isnt the first time this has happened. No excuse for it. And it just fans the flames of the naysayers.
 
2021-07-07 12:15:15 AM  
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2021-07-07 12:15:51 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.


Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.
 
2021-07-07 12:32:12 AM  
I got my shots from the VA hospital. I know they had to be good shots, because if there is one thing the VA is known for, it's top of the line medical care, and the best doctors and staff in the area.
 
2021-07-07 12:45:59 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories
.


I got a Tetanus and a Shingles shot along with my second Covid shot, so it may well be that it was either one of those vaccines that ended up ruining my night.
 
2021-07-07 12:50:49 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.


Same, was really looking forward to all that sleep I heard about. All I got was a sore stranger for 3 days.
 
2021-07-07 1:51:29 AM  
Wasn't it one day ago that we also got news about this exact same situation in INDIA? People were paying to get vaccinated but they got saline instead! Damn, Canada's following India's footsteps!

https://thehill.com/policy/internatio​n​al/asia-pacific/561592-thousands-in-in​dia-given-fake-coronavirus-vaccines-at​-scam
 
2021-07-07 3:03:54 AM  
The good news is that they are completely immune to salt water!

Note though that this does NOT include immunity to sharks.
 
2021-07-07 3:52:03 AM  
That is so scary. If they can mix things up that easily, they could have been injected with something that could do real harm. If someone was allergic they could have died.
 
2021-07-07 6:48:33 AM  

Back2Good: Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.

Same, was really looking forward to all that sleep I heard about. All I got was a sore stranger for 3 days.


Damn, yeah I get cranky if I don't get enough sleep too, but I don't go around punching strangers, Jesus.
 
2021-07-07 6:50:23 AM  
That'll leave you a bit salty.
 
2021-07-07 6:58:46 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.

I got a Tetanus and a Shingles shot along with my second Covid shot, so it may well be that it was either one of those vaccines that ended up ruining my night.


Whoever gave you all those shots was a dumbass, you're supposed to wait 2 weeks between Covid vaccine and other vaccines
 
2021-07-07 7:01:34 AM  

HumanFly: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.

I got a Tetanus and a Shingles shot along with my second Covid shot, so it may well be that it was either one of those vaccines that ended up ruining my night.

Whoever gave you all those shots was a dumbass, you're supposed to wait 2 weeks between Covid vaccine and other vaccines


Aaaaaand I double checked that with CDC and they changed the rules on us, ok to get em all at once. Carry on
 
2021-07-07 8:20:11 AM  
Uh, the good news is that you didn't get injected with an experimental "vaccine."

There is no bad news.
 
2021-07-07 9:14:47 AM  

MythDragon: I got my shots from the VA hospital. I know they had to be good shots, because if there is one thing the VA is known for, it's top of the line medical care, and the best doctors and staff in the area.


I wont ever forget the first thing my drill sgt said to his platoon. After making us come off a cattle car and run up and down a large gravel covered hill at Harmony Church until we couldnt stand. He gathered us all in formation. He said "privates...today I am giving you the best advice you will receive as a recruit. Remember it. Lock it away in your brain and NEVER ever forget it. Now pay attention. NEVER EVER use the VA for medical care if you have any other choice." And he was serious as a heart attack. All throughout basic he and other drill sgts repeated that advice. So when people ask me what is the most important thing I learned during my nearly 2 years of combined training at Fort Benning was...its always...Stay away from the VA medical folks if at all possible.
 
2021-07-07 9:59:53 AM  

thrillbilly1967: MythDragon: I got my shots from the VA hospital. I know they had to be good shots, because if there is one thing the VA is known for, it's top of the line medical care, and the best doctors and staff in the area.

I wont ever forget the first thing my drill sgt said to his platoon. After making us come off a cattle car and run up and down a large gravel covered hill at Harmony Church until we couldnt stand. He gathered us all in formation. He said "privates...today I am giving you the best advice you will receive as a recruit. Remember it. Lock it away in your brain and NEVER ever forget it. Now pay attention. NEVER EVER use the VA for medical care if you have any other choice." And he was serious as a heart attack. All throughout basic he and other drill sgts repeated that advice. So when people ask me what is the most important thing I learned during my nearly 2 years of combined training at Fort Benning was...its always...Stay away from the VA medical folks if at all possible.


When I had to have shoulder surgery after I got back from Iraq, I definitely went private practice.
I had to have a kidney stone removed. (1 inch diameter). I thought maybe they couldn't fark that up too bad, so I let the VA do it. They tore my ureter, and I had to wear a piss bag for a month.
 
2021-07-07 10:53:09 PM  

HumanFly: HumanFly: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Herr Flick's Revenge: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: morg: This is why I'm glad both of my shots kinda messed me up. Not too bad but just enough to let me know I got something.

The second dose hit me like a train, but only for about 10 hours, with the first six being the worst.

Both doses just made the injection site hurt for three days.
I feel I missed out after hearing other people's stories.

I got a Tetanus and a Shingles shot along with my second Covid shot, so it may well be that it was either one of those vaccines that ended up ruining my night.

Whoever gave you all those shots was a dumbass, you're supposed to wait 2 weeks between Covid vaccine and other vaccines

Aaaaaand I double checked that with CDC and they changed the rules on us


That's what they do.

Kudos for checking though.
 
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