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2021-07-06 8:30:49 PM  
Should do the same to the parents while they're still alive. Then they can be a mom and pop cicle.
 
2021-07-06 8:30:57 PM  
In no way is that suspicious.
 
2021-07-06 8:35:06 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Should do the same to the parents while they're still alive. Then they can be a mom and pop cicle.


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2021-07-06 8:39:44 PM  
Considering it's Fox News, will their next story include this in their fear mongering story: "The Dangers of Interracial Relationships" ?
 
2021-07-06 8:42:20 PM  
I remember when we found my grandmother's cat in her freezer, she said it died and she didn't know what to do with the body so she put it in there.  Still disturbing.
 
2021-07-06 8:49:29 PM  
I guess we finally have the answer to the question - What's cooler than being cold.
 
2021-07-06 8:49:57 PM  
Chili's Baby Back Ribs Commercial
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2021-07-06 8:52:22 PM  

Stile4aly: I guess we finally have the answer to the question - What's cooler than being cold.


Ice Cold!
 
2021-07-06 8:53:27 PM  

Sporkabob: I remember when we found my grandmother's cat in her freezer, she said it died and she didn't know what to do with the body so she put it in there.  Still disturbing.


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2021-07-06 8:54:07 PM  
There are SOOOOOO many questions left after that article. So many, many questions. First and foremost, how the fark is a child dead for 2 years and no one realizes it or questions it.
 
2021-07-06 8:55:33 PM  
The news headline shocked me at first. I was reading it barely awake, just one eye open, and I read "Vagina boy..." and immediately wondered if this was related to the Olympics.
 
2021-07-06 9:03:13 PM  
Well that's something I didn't want to read....ever.
 
2021-07-06 9:08:24 PM  
If you want to be callous though, lock the kid up in a concrete case in the basement. That case was all sorts of farked, the landlord found the body only after eviction of the parents.
 
2021-07-06 9:13:40 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Considering it's Fox News, will their next story include this in their fear mongering story: "The Dangers of Interracial Relationships" ?


Satanism in murica, we need more jebus in school and ban abortion!
 
2021-07-06 9:16:55 PM  

cheap_thoughts: If you want to be callous though, lock the kid up in a concrete case in the basement. That case was all sorts of farked, the landlord found the body only after eviction of the parents.


Gonna be honest, that went from 'WTF!?' To 'why haven't people been put to death!?' By the end. Prolly should trigger warn that.
 
2021-07-06 9:24:18 PM  

Sporkabob: I remember when we found my grandmother's cat in her freezer, she said it died and she didn't know what to do with the body so she put it in there.  Still disturbing.


Yyyyyyyeah, I kept a dead pet in the freezer for like four years, until I moved. Just kept forgetting to do something about it, and he ended up buried at the back under stuff.

/sugar glider, so much smaller than a cat
//still have the tupperware
///sorry, little dude
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2021-07-06 9:28:24 PM  

Stile4aly: I guess we finally have the answer to the question - What's cooler than being cold.


I sincerely apologize for being *that* guy and manually looking for undigested corn kernels in your feces, but isn't the question "What's cooler than being cool?"

/mmmm feces
//hey where's everybody going?
 
2021-07-06 9:33:30 PM  

gonegirl: still have the tupperware


I may have found someone cheaper than me.
 
2021-07-06 9:36:26 PM  

MarciusDecimus: There are SOOOOOO many questions left after that article. So many, many questions. First and foremost, how the fark is a child dead for 2 years and no one realizes it or questions it.


Yeah... I mean... no family or family friends at all?? No grandparents? No uncle? No aunt?

Or they were part of the conspiracy to hide it. A lot more people need to be asked questions other than the parents because theres no way that only 2 people on this planet knew about this.
 
2021-07-06 9:41:07 PM  
One time I lost a t-shirt couldn't find it for weeks and then I found it in the freezer

Sometimes things end up in the strangest places...
I once found a bowl of rotting cereal under my bed.
 
2021-07-06 9:41:28 PM  

inglixthemad: Herr Morgenstern: Should do the same to the parents while they're still alive. Then they can be a mom and pop cicle.

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Azz [TotalFark]
2021-07-06 9:42:16 PM  
BTW on a related note, these are without a doubt some of the most unsettling Wiki articles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of​_​people_who_disappeared_mysteriously:_p​ost-1970

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of​_​kidnappings


/looks like I'll be crying in my bath again tonight
 
2021-07-06 9:57:30 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Considering it's Fox News, will their next story include this in their fear mongering story: "The Dangers of Interracial Relationships" ?


No, but their comment section does.

/What is with Fox viewers? I wouldn't think this would be political but they see a black guy and they turn the racism up to eleven.
 
2021-07-06 9:57:48 PM  

Azz: Stile4aly: I guess we finally have the answer to the question - What's cooler than being cold.

I sincerely apologize for being *that* guy and manually looking for undigested corn kernels in your feces, but isn't the question "What's cooler than being cool?"

/mmmm feces
//hey where's everybody going?


Goddammit so much,
 
2021-07-06 9:58:58 PM  
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2021-07-07 12:38:45 AM  
Article also mentioned domestic violence charges. Gotta be related.

Dark, dark story.
 
2021-07-07 2:14:26 AM  

Hyphen-Em Dash: DarkSoulNoHope: Considering it's Fox News, will their next story include this in their fear mongering story: "The Dangers of Interracial Relationships" ?

No, but their comment section does.

/What is with Fox viewers? I wouldn't think this would be political but they see a black guy and they turn the racism up to eleven.


I read the comments, Ray...
 
2021-07-07 10:49:01 AM  

cheap_thoughts: If you want to be callous though, lock the kid up in a concrete case in the basement. That case was all sorts of farked, the landlord found the body only after eviction of the parents.


Oh I wish I hadn't read that article.

/You can just rock me to sleep tonight
 
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