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(History Channel)   On this day in history, in 1942, Anne Frank's family took refuge in an around-the-world flight, destined to discover the secret of radium   (history.com) divider line
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2021-07-06 12:20:15 PM  
Fortunately, she was alteady fluent in Braille, sign language and javascript, as well as Klingon.
 
2021-07-06 1:40:12 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:06:59 PM  
I love who you are, I love who you ain't, you're so Anne Frank
Let'shiat the attic to hide out for 'bout two weeks
 
2021-07-06 2:07:44 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:09:47 PM  
Anne Frank was clearly not an american or else she would have shown her freedumz to not be in an attic and told the nazis whats what.
 
2021-07-06 2:11:44 PM  
You guys are mean
 
2021-07-06 2:12:27 PM  
The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.
 
2021-07-06 2:12:30 PM  
Ah, the ever popular 79th anniversary
 
2021-07-06 2:13:10 PM  
Not bad for a blind girl.
 
2021-07-06 2:13:11 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:13:31 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:13:44 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:16:58 PM  
Tell me this isn't drunk history month...?

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2021-07-06 2:20:18 PM  

Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.


Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show
 
2021-07-06 2:27:03 PM  

MythDragon: Not bad for a blind girl.


She flew around the world on instruments only

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2021-07-06 2:27:09 PM  

Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.


"Did anne frank secretly communicate with extraterrestrials to hide from the nazis?"

/cuts to commercial for febreeze
 
2021-07-06 2:27:35 PM  
I have a copy of Anne Frank's diary, with pictures of each original page, analysis, and comparisons with the version that her father released.  There are also various pictures of the family, locations, and friends within the book.  It was quite a grim read, especially as a counterpoint to Adolf's book.

One thing I took away from reading both?

Anne Frank was a better author in her hideout than Adolf was in his jail cell.

Adolf loses an art contest, AGAIN.
 
2021-07-06 2:28:08 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:28:19 PM  

Subtonic: Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.

Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show


Forged in Fire isn't a bad show to watch to keeel time, but Oak Island and Skinwalker Ranch are both fake as fark.
 
2021-07-06 2:29:00 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:29:04 PM  
Born in Germany on June 12, 1929

Also born in 1929
Martin Luther King, Jr. (January)
Barbara Walters. (September)

I think of those people as being from different eras.
 
2021-07-06 2:31:22 PM  

bionicjoe: Born in Germany on June 12, 1929

Also born in 1929
Martin Luther King, Jr. (January)
Barbara Walters. (September)

I think of those people as being from different eras.


Well, they lived a bit longer than her.
 
2021-07-06 2:32:06 PM  

bionicjoe: Born in Germany on June 12, 1929

Also born in 1929
Martin Luther King, Jr. (January)
Barbara Walters. (September)

I think of those people as being from different eras.


Martin Luther King was born in Georgia, so it was technically only 1879.
 
2021-07-06 2:33:01 PM  
It was all her fault, the Gestapo was searching the house and guess who decides to do her saxophone practice in the attic!
 
2021-07-06 2:34:01 PM  

zimbomba63: It was all her fault, the Gestapo was searching the house and guess who decides to do her saxophone practice in the attic!


Dammit! Drums!!
 
2021-07-06 2:37:46 PM  
all this time and she is stil selling a book or movie thing...
 
2021-07-06 2:38:17 PM  
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2021-07-06 2:40:12 PM  
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It's a not widely known fact that Anne Frank had an identical cousin who spent the war in Scotland, and later emigrated to New Zealand where she had four children: Sam, Frodo, Pippin, and Maryanne.
 
2021-07-06 2:41:29 PM  

bionicjoe: Born in Germany on June 12, 1929

Also born in 1929
Martin Luther King, Jr. (January)
Barbara Walters. (September)

I think of those people as being from different eras.


So was my Dad!
 
2021-07-06 2:43:26 PM  

dionysusaur: bionicjoe: Born in Germany on June 12, 1929

Also born in 1929
Martin Luther King, Jr. (January)
Barbara Walters. (September)

I think of those people as being from different eras.

So was my Dad!


My Dad was born in 1950 and he's from a different planet.
 
2021-07-06 2:44:46 PM  
Are we still mad she bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
2021-07-06 2:49:11 PM  
The joke about the radium plane is over my head.

Is that an actual conspiracy theory some Holocaust deniers are peddling?
 
2021-07-06 2:50:33 PM  

XanthPrime: The joke about the radium plane is over my head.

Is that an actual conspiracy theory some Holocaust deniers are peddling?


Marie Curie. Because human history only has room for one woman of note.
 
2021-07-06 2:58:42 PM  

Nick el Ass: Subtonic: Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.

Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show

Forged in Fire isn't a bad show to watch to keeel time, but Oak Island and Skinwalker Ranch are both fake as fark.


My boss is into Oak Island, no matter how many times I explain what a screenwriter is. He got married recently, so I asked if they were doing destination weddings at Oak Island, where you have to watch 40 different shots of the same hole being dug before they find the ring down there right under Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2021-07-06 3:01:30 PM  
Tubi on Roku has the first documentary made about the Holocaust (film 29 in the Documentary list "German Concentration Camps Factual Survey"), it was filmed by, well I guess, "first responders" as it covered a lot of the medical care they gave. The actual documentary is 70 minutes long and not for the emotionally weak, I suggest you all watch it.
 
2021-07-06 3:15:34 PM  

macadamnut: [Fark user image 412x550]

It's a not widely known fact that Anne Frank had an identical cousin who spent the war in Scotland, and later emigrated to New Zealand where she had four children: Sam, Frodo, Pippin, and Maryanne.




Maryanne was then on a three-hour tour in which she was shipwrecked. Eventually, she was found yet, dealt with physiological issues of torture via the wrath of the second in command and the captain of the ship. One such episode she has recalled as the creampie incident.
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After some time and getting the help she needed. She found interest in psychology and gained a Masters. Later in life she has recently gained fame. Creating a podcast and a t.v. show with an "island theme".
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2021-07-06 3:25:01 PM  

johnphantom: Tubi on Roku has the first documentary made about the Holocaust (film 29 in the Documentary list "German Concentration Camps Factual Survey"), it was filmed by, well I guess, "first responders" as it covered a lot of the medical care they gave. The actual documentary is 70 minutes long and not for the emotionally weak, I suggest you all watch it.


My grandmother's brother was one of the first officers on the scene at Dachau. He spoke German because their mother was German. When I asked my grandmother what Uncle Jimmy did in the war, she said he was in railroad logistics, which is what he did as a civilian after the war. I don't think they liked talking about it.
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2021-07-06 3:29:06 PM  
Anne Frank House: I was like, this is a pretty nice apartment!

If I was stuck with my family for 2 weeks, I'd be stomping around like "we're up here!!!"

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2021-07-06 3:29:19 PM  

macadamnut: XanthPrime: The joke about the radium plane is over my head.

Is that an actual conspiracy theory some Holocaust deniers are peddling?

Marie Curie. Because human history only has room for one woman of note.


and a woman that amazing should have been allowed to sit in the front of the bus
 
2021-07-06 3:31:05 PM  

macadamnut: Nick el Ass: Subtonic: Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.

Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show

Forged in Fire isn't a bad show to watch to keeel time, but Oak Island and Skinwalker Ranch are both fake as fark.

My boss is into Oak Island, no matter how many times I explain what a screenwriter is. He got married recently, so I asked if they were doing destination weddings at Oak Island, where you have to watch 40 different shots of the same hole being dug before they find the ring down there right under Hunter Biden's laptop.


At least Art Bell was able to make a story like Mel's Hole interesting even if it was total bullshiat while Oak Island takes money from gullible viewers who have never found a single item. I'd be shocked if they didn't do event like that there.
 
2021-07-06 3:39:28 PM  

macadamnut: [Fark user image image 412x550]

It's a not widely known fact that Anne Frank had an identical cousin who spent the war in Scotland, and later emigrated to New Zealand where she had four children: Sam, Frodo, Pippin, and Maryanne.


This is my new version of reality, and I'm sticking with it.  Well done!
 
2021-07-06 3:41:01 PM  
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2021-07-06 3:46:32 PM  

johnphantom: Tubi on Roku has the first documentary made about the Holocaust (film 29 in the Documentary list "German Concentration Camps Factual Survey"), it was filmed by, well I guess, "first responders" as it covered a lot of the medical care they gave. The actual documentary is 70 minutes long and not for the emotionally weak, I suggest you all watch it.


I pedaled my bike to the nearby college every night for the week they had that and other things playing.  My parents didn't know, but at the end I got to meet that Holocaust survivor and the Hitler youth guy that were traveling together.  I don't think I said anything, just looked up at them.  I wonder what they thought, seeing a lone kid power through that and come up to shake their hands.  I was probably so pale ... I dunno.  Maybe they got some hope out of seeing a kid brave that onslaught and take it seriously, then pedal off into the fields nearby.  That or they had children of the corn flashbacks.  Don't watch that while you're on tour through farm country either, by the way.  We are out there.
 
2021-07-06 3:52:49 PM  

dionysusaur: Fortunately, she was alteady fluent in Braille, sign language and javascript, as well as Klingon.


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/sees what you did there
 
2021-07-06 4:07:29 PM  

macadamnut: Nick el Ass: Subtonic: Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.

Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show

Forged in Fire isn't a bad show to watch to keeel time, but Oak Island and Skinwalker Ranch are both fake as fark.

My boss is into Oak Island, no matter how many times I explain what a screenwriter is. He got married recently, so I asked if they were doing destination weddings at Oak Island, where you have to watch 40 different shots of the same hole being dug before they find the ring down there right under Hunter Biden's laptop.


Or when that ass-clown Brit with his metal detector and pocket dildo finds a BUTTON! or a NAIL! and then they talk about it ad nauseum in the g'damn "War Room".
 
2021-07-06 4:10:15 PM  

macadamnut: johnphantom: Tubi on Roku has the first documentary made about the Holocaust (film 29 in the Documentary list "German Concentration Camps Factual Survey"), it was filmed by, well I guess, "first responders" as it covered a lot of the medical care they gave. The actual documentary is 70 minutes long and not for the emotionally weak, I suggest you all watch it.

My grandmother's brother was one of the first officers on the scene at Dachau. He spoke German because their mother was German. When I asked my grandmother what Uncle Jimmy did in the war, she said he was in railroad logistics, which is what he did as a civilian after the war. I don't think they liked talking about it.
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One of the first officers at Dachau? And he avoided the trials at Nuremberg? He must have caught the early boat to Argentina.
 
2021-07-06 4:22:21 PM  

Frothy Panties: macadamnut: Nick el Ass: Subtonic: Nick el Ass: The Hystory channel will be showing nothing, but Ancient Aliens and other fake shows like Skinwalker Ranch in her honor.

Maybe they can have some red necks craft a knife in her honor.

/actually like that show

Forged in Fire isn't a bad show to watch to keeel time, but Oak Island and Skinwalker Ranch are both fake as fark.

My boss is into Oak Island, no matter how many times I explain what a screenwriter is. He got married recently, so I asked if they were doing destination weddings at Oak Island, where you have to watch 40 different shots of the same hole being dug before they find the ring down there right under Hunter Biden's laptop.

Or when that ass-clown Brit with his metal detector and pocket dildo finds a BUTTON! or a NAIL! and then they talk about it ad nauseum in the g'damn "War Room".


Hey, that button came from a Knights Templar uniform buster!
 
2021-07-06 5:48:21 PM  

aungen: I have a copy of Anne Frank's diary, with pictures of each original page, analysis, and comparisons with the version that her father released.  There are also various pictures of the family, locations, and friends within the book.  It was quite a grim read, especially as a counterpoint to Adolf's book.

One thing I took away from reading both?

Anne Frank was a better author in her hideout than Adolf was in his jail cell.

Adolf loses an art contest, AGAIN.


But how does Mein Kampf compare with the real fascist bible - Drumpf: Die Kunst des Geschäfts?

/yes, yes, thats's ghostwritten I know
//I mean it's not in crayon and strings six words together
//Perhaps his Presidential memoir, Diary of a Petulant Toddler Who shiats His Pants, will be better
 
2021-07-06 5:50:29 PM  

macadamnut: XanthPrime: The joke about the radium plane is over my head.

Is that an actual conspiracy theory some Holocaust deniers are peddling?

Marie Curie. Because human history only has room for one woman of note.


Marie Curie? Was she the one who said "Let Them Eat Yellowcake"?
 
2021-07-06 5:55:47 PM  

englaja: macadamnut: XanthPrime: The joke about the radium plane is over my head.

Is that an actual conspiracy theory some Holocaust deniers are peddling?

Marie Curie. Because human history only has room for one woman of note.

Marie Curie? Was she the one who said "Let Them Eat Yellowcake"?


I thought she said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
 
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