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(Mirror.co.uk)   And here come the parachuting Russian dogs   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2021-07-06 11:06:20 AM  
That dog handled that way better than I would have.
 
2021-07-06 11:50:45 AM  
Those are German dogs.
 
2021-07-06 12:09:44 PM  

solokumba: Those are German dogs.


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The Panzerknacker cannot be far
 
2021-07-06 12:10:05 PM  

solokumba: Those are German dogs.


Ever handled an Ovcharka? Came here to say even Russians aren't crazy enough to jump with those.
 
2021-07-06 12:11:26 PM  
Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.
 
2021-07-06 12:11:49 PM  
I guess now blind people really can skydive.
 
2021-07-06 12:12:02 PM  
How does a blind skydiver know when to brace for landing?
When the leash goes slack.
 
2021-07-06 12:13:46 PM  
Old and busted: Suicide Dogs, New Hotness: Parachute Dogs

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/he's gonna need a lot of treats after he lands...
//he's wearing a muzzle because I'm sure he's thinking of biting the shiat out of his handler
 
2021-07-06 12:15:52 PM  

solokumba: Those are German dogs.


Russians took a liking to German Shepherds. Likely because of their loyalty, attitude, and ferociousness when ordered.

Here's an old movie: (Come Here Mukhtar!)

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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0151233/
 
2021-07-06 12:23:55 PM  
I like the 'poor doggo' outrage as if military dogs haven't been doing this for a hundred years.
The dogs, mules and horses of WW1 got 'lucky' heavy transport planes weren't available then.
 
2021-07-06 12:50:59 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: I guess now blind people really can skydive.


That should give 'em a new outlook on life.
 
2021-07-06 12:55:18 PM  

Schmerd1948: Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.


You'll note the dogs are jumping tied to their handlers.  Dog's probably thinking, "this is crazy, but if the Boss is doing it, I guess it's safe."
 
2021-07-06 12:59:11 PM  
The dogs aren't parachuting, their handlers are, the dog is simply attached to the soldier, much as they are when you see dog handlers rapelling.

I would be impressed if they had trained to dogs to skydive, but they didn't.

Bullshiat Russian propaganda is bullshiat.
 
2021-07-06 1:06:23 PM  

Mollari: The dogs aren't parachuting, their handlers are, the dog is simply attached to the soldier, much as they are when you see dog handlers rapelling.

I would be impressed if they had trained to dogs to skydive, but they didn't.

Bullshiat Russian propaganda is bullshiat.


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2021-07-06 1:06:35 PM  
"Get the stick boy!  Get it!"

*throws stick out of airplane*
 
2021-07-06 1:06:47 PM  
Eh, parachuted is probably better for the dogs than a LAPES.
 
2021-07-06 1:17:35 PM  
Next up: Bearatroopers
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2021-07-06 1:35:25 PM  
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2021-07-06 1:37:07 PM  
In soviet Russia dog parachutes you?

/I got nothin
 
2021-07-06 1:40:15 PM  

Mouser: Schmerd1948: Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.

You'll note the dogs are jumping tied to their handlers.  Dog's probably thinking, "this is crazy, but if the Boss is doing it, I guess it's safe."


You'll notice that nobody ever tries to skydive attached to a cat.
 
2021-07-06 1:43:12 PM  

kokomo61: Mouser: Schmerd1948: Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.

You'll note the dogs are jumping tied to their handlers.  Dog's probably thinking, "this is crazy, but if the Boss is doing it, I guess it's safe."

You'll notice that nobody ever tries to skydive attached to a cat.


You wouldn't need straps
 
2021-07-06 1:44:58 PM  
Ad three of five. Yeah, no.
 
2021-07-06 1:49:09 PM  
I hate that Rooskie Dawgs are getting this opportunity, but not good ol' American dogs.
 
2021-07-06 1:53:57 PM  

jokerscrowbar: Mollari: The dogs aren't parachuting, their handlers are, the dog is simply attached to the soldier, much as they are when you see dog handlers rapelling.

I would be impressed if they had trained to dogs to skydive, but they didn't.

Bullshiat Russian propaganda is bullshiat.

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Still not skydiving, just a payload attached to an uncontrolled parachute at the mercy of the winds and unable to control where they are landing. A cargo drop.  Dog lands in trees, dog is useless, dog lands in lake/river dog dies.
 
2021-07-06 1:56:22 PM  

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A Dog with opposable thumbs and a knife still wouldn't be much of a threat to a bull moose.
 
2021-07-06 2:05:36 PM  

kokomo61: Mouser: Schmerd1948: Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.

You'll note the dogs are jumping tied to their handlers.  Dog's probably thinking, "this is crazy, but if the Boss is doing it, I guess it's safe."

You'll notice that nobody ever tries to skydive attached to a cat.


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2021-07-06 2:08:04 PM  

solokumba: kokomo61: Mouser: Schmerd1948: Why would you do that to a dog. You know the dog and going to like it. He'll probably tell you to stick your treat up your ass.

You'll note the dogs are jumping tied to their handlers.  Dog's probably thinking, "this is crazy, but if the Boss is doing it, I guess it's safe."

You'll notice that nobody ever tries to skydive attached to a cat.

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CGI commercial. Still - no humans getting scratched to smithereens.
 
2021-07-06 2:31:40 PM  
Out of the sky and into my heart.
 
2021-07-06 2:53:38 PM  
Poopin Putin pooches
 
2021-07-06 6:44:33 PM  
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2021-07-06 7:08:34 PM  

kokomo61: Mouser: Schmerd1948:
You'll notice that nobody ever tries to skydive attached to a cat.


Nah, they prefer to go by themselves

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operati​o​n_Cat_Drop
 
2021-07-06 11:10:20 PM  

Mollari: jokerscrowbar: Mollari: The dogs aren't parachuting, their handlers are, the dog is simply attached to the soldier, much as they are when you see dog handlers rapelling.

I would be impressed if they had trained to dogs to skydive, but they didn't.

Bullshiat Russian propaganda is bullshiat.

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https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/2019​/02/12/raining-dogs-u-s-army-parachute​-animals-in-world-war-ii/

Still not skydiving, just a payload attached to an uncontrolled parachute at the mercy of the winds and unable to control where they are landing. A cargo drop.  Dog lands in trees, dog is useless, dog lands in lake/river dog dies.


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