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(Metro)   "I am finally trying to embrace ageing"   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Vintage, Death, Age, Ageism, Old age, Ageing, Agent, WANT, Sarah Silverman  
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346 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 06 Jul 2021 at 10:05 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-06 7:14:06 AM  
who are you? Wayne Rooney?

/DNRTFA
 
2021-07-06 7:50:38 AM  

Uranus: who are you? Wayne Rooney?

/DNRTFA


This is a serious question, no snark intended: Why Wayne Rooney?
 
2021-07-06 8:09:47 AM  

VelcroFez: Uranus: who are you? Wayne Rooney?

/DNRTFA

This is a serious question, no snark intended: Why Wayne Rooney?


reputed granny-grabber, from a ways back...
 
2021-07-06 8:52:33 AM  
You can embrace ageing or you can try to ignore. Either way it bites you in your rapidly-shrinking middle-aged ass.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to tinkle for the 9th time this morning.
 
2021-07-06 10:10:39 AM  
Embrace it? Hell no! I'm gonna fight that b*tch kicking and screaming all the way!

Hold on. I think I threw my back out again. Can someone get me some tylenol?

/get off mah lawn
 
2021-07-06 10:13:44 AM  
As good/bad/weird people thought the song "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen" was, it has a few good pieces of advice.  Besides wearing sunscreen, be good to your knees.  You'll miss them when they're gone.
 
2021-07-06 10:31:40 AM  
I love that they're advertising anti-aging eye cream to me on this article.
 
2021-07-06 10:40:54 AM  
Well, don't hug too tight....bones get brittle you know.
 
2021-07-06 10:56:24 AM  
I'm at the point where sitting on the toilet hurts my back
 
2021-07-06 11:21:06 AM  
Plenty of GILF/MILF short-form documentaries illustrating just that.
 
2021-07-06 11:41:13 AM  
The girl that cuts my hair used her clippers on my ears, inside and out, last time I visited. Had to take a moment to compose myself.
 
2021-07-06 12:20:52 PM  
Embrace aging? Well sure, just as soon as Liz Hurley and Salma Hayek decide they want to date me.
 
2021-07-07 9:30:42 PM  

Uranus: VelcroFez: Uranus: who are you? Wayne Rooney?

/DNRTFA

This is a serious question, no snark intended: Why Wayne Rooney?

reputed granny-grabber, from a ways back...


How far back?  Midfield?  Edge of the box?
 
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