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2021-07-05 10:59:52 PM  
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I'll allow it if Blanche is your grandma.
 
2021-07-06 12:27:38 AM  
As I see it, there are two choice. Off the old bastard or...
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2021-07-06 1:39:15 AM  
Depends on how close the generations are.
 
2021-07-06 3:06:34 AM  
Some of these people should have thought about the "Don't ask,don't tell" policy
 
2021-07-06 4:02:25 AM  
Yikes.  That's a lot to have dumped on the daughters and grandkid.
 
2021-07-06 5:46:18 AM  
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2021-07-06 6:03:41 AM  
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2021-07-06 6:20:35 AM  
Obvious solution is take grandpa's boner pills away.

Grandma has suffered enough, she deserves some peace in her old age.
 
2021-07-06 7:44:08 AM  
This went green hours ago and every Farker is just too damn decent to suggest butt stuff. Who knows, it might not hurt in her butt? Or has she tried being REALLY enthusiastic about butt stuff? That might turn grandpa right off?

But possibly not a good idea, and well done all you decent Farkers to whom this has already occurred.
 
2021-07-06 7:53:07 AM  
Grandma was clearly reaching out for help and was met with "ew, gross". Nice family.
 
2021-07-06 7:59:43 AM  
Then there's the next letter.    Parents should never let their kids get this sloppy

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2021-07-06 8:12:13 AM  

Aussie_As: This went green hours ago and every Farker is just too damn decent to suggest butt stuff. Who knows, it might not hurt in her butt? Or has she tried being REALLY enthusiastic about butt stuff? That might turn grandpa right off?

But possibly not a good idea, and well done all you decent Farkers to whom this has already occurred.


If grandma wears a strap-on and pegs him that should be pain free, for her at least.
 
2021-07-06 8:49:19 AM  
So... I shouldn't tell my grandkids how much their Nana dug butt stuff?

Got it.

/Not even my kids?
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2021-07-06 8:58:25 AM  
Take grandpa on a vacation to Bangkok, pay for professionals until he dies of either an aneurism or dehydration.  How hard is this?
 
2021-07-06 9:01:42 AM  
nsfw, obviously
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2021-07-06 11:59:19 AM  
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2021-07-06 12:33:58 PM  
Well, Grandma.  How did I get here?

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2021-07-07 12:20:58 PM  

Nidiot: Aussie_As: This went green hours ago and every Farker is just too damn decent to suggest butt stuff. Who knows, it might not hurt in her butt? Or has she tried being REALLY enthusiastic about butt stuff? That might turn grandpa right off?

But possibly not a good idea, and well done all you decent Farkers to whom this has already occurred.

If grandma wears a strap-on and pegs him that should be pain free, for her at least.



Have Grandma call me
 
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