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(Jerusalem Post)   Meanwhile, here is Dr. Moreau's latest breakthrough. Also announces coming collaboration in Romania with colleague Dr. Frederick Fronkensteen to come up with something that can perform "Puttin' on the Ritz"   (jpost.com) divider line
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2021-07-05 7:44:58 PM  
needs a little added bear, and Al Gore's nightmare will be complete
 
2021-07-05 7:58:27 PM  
It's "Froadrick"
 
2021-07-06 12:23:18 AM  
Something is a little unkosher about that.
 
2021-07-06 12:23:43 AM  
Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.
 
2021-07-06 12:24:37 AM  
Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta
 
2021-07-06 12:27:12 AM  

iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.


Or "George". George is good.
 
2021-07-06 12:29:33 AM  

frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta


Cops are people too.
 
2021-07-06 12:32:49 AM  

frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta


Well he tried a crab first but it kept growing little tiny claws
 
2021-07-06 12:33:02 AM  

lizaardvark: iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.

Or "George". George is good.


I realize that THAT is a joke but, if we are talking about Mary Shelley's book, Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature because it is referred to as such in the book AND ONLY as such.
 
2021-07-06 12:33:24 AM  

frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta


Are you going to eat them? If not it's fine

/IANAR
 
2021-07-06 12:33:57 AM  
Once they figure out how to also do bear organs, we're doomed.
 
2021-07-06 12:35:31 AM  
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It's a Pigman!
 
2021-07-06 12:36:09 AM  
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2021-07-06 12:42:18 AM  
This is essentially the premise of one of my favorite Cronenberg films...

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2021-07-06 12:44:48 AM  
Frau Blücher!
 
2021-07-06 12:49:51 AM  

rv4-farker: Frau Blücher!


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2021-07-06 12:51:01 AM  

cakeman: Something is a little unkosher about that.


That's what my headline submission said.

/Same URL
/But without the  Facebook Tracking Bug
 
2021-07-06 12:51:43 AM  
Is it like farm to table only with the middle man left out ?
 
2021-07-06 12:52:31 AM  
If it works and it saves lives then I don't see any problem.
 
2021-07-06 12:53:42 AM  

iheartscotch: lizaardvark: iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.

Or "George". George is good.

I realize that THAT is a joke but, if we are talking about Mary Shelley's book, Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature because it is referred to as such in the book AND ONLY as such.


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2021-07-06 12:53:59 AM  

cakeman: Something is a little unkosher about that.


Pikuach  nefesh - saving a life would make it kosher. And even if it isn't saving a life you are transplanting the organ, not eating it.
 
2021-07-06 12:55:53 AM  

iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.


He said "I ought to be Adam."
 
2021-07-06 12:56:53 AM  

frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta


Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.
 
2021-07-06 1:01:48 AM  
Enh, we already have a hidden army of pig-heart-valve humans. This will just add to their ranks.
 
2021-07-06 1:01:55 AM  
human placenta cells

Unless these scientists are hanging out with OB/GYN doctors 24/7 they might have to resort to collecting placenta cells at clinics performing the debils work.
 
2021-07-06 1:04:36 AM  
Are these scientists mad?
 
2021-07-06 1:04:48 AM  

anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.


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I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?
 
2021-07-06 1:10:39 AM  

leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?


If that picture is accurate then lions should be extinct.
 
2021-07-06 1:12:29 AM  
So for recipients eating bacon becomes cannibalism?

Most farkers would rather die.

/support the BLT community
 
2021-07-06 1:13:21 AM  

anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.


I had a co worker who had a pig valve put in like 15 years ago. He got 10 years before he had to have a new one implanted. I felt sorry for him he worked retail and had a ton of heart problems.
 
2021-07-06 1:15:37 AM  
I get to use the weirdest texts I've ever gotten from my aunt? Twice in one day?
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2021-07-06 1:18:52 AM  

iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.



Tell that to all the damn Gargoyles...
 
2021-07-06 1:22:15 AM  

whither_apophis: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Are you going to eat them? If not it's fine

/IANAR


So using a pig-snout or meat-lovers' pizza for...other purposes...is okay?

/asking for a חבר
 
2021-07-06 1:22:21 AM  

anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.


Thank you. I couldnt really find any specific information on the subject and I was curious to see how the whole unclean animal moral issue was addressed. Especially since these rules were written before even the concept of such a practice was possible.
 
2021-07-06 1:23:30 AM  

leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?


Maybe they all felt really guilty after.
 
2021-07-06 1:29:48 AM  

mofa: I get to use the weirdest texts I've ever gotten from my aunt? Twice in one day?
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Those are kinda disturbing. I sense a weird fixation on children, small animals and the endless ways they can be Dr Moreaued in new and interesting shapes.
Has she mentioned a house in conjunction with word pain recently?
 
2021-07-06 1:32:22 AM  

leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?


Pffft! Since when do religious fundamentalists have a taboo against incest?
 
2021-07-06 1:37:08 AM  

frankb00th: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

Thank you. I couldnt really find any specific information on the subject and I was curious to see how the whole unclean animal moral issue was addressed. Especially since these rules were written before even the concept of such a practice was possible.


There's evidence of non-human animal material used as dentures back to ancient Egyptian times.
 
2021-07-06 1:38:31 AM  

Kalyco Jack: leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?

Pffft! Since when do religious fundamentalists have a taboo against incest?


"Let he who is with sin cast the first stone" and all that?
 
2021-07-06 1:49:12 AM  

Prof. Frink: Kalyco Jack: leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?

Pffft! Since when do religious fundamentalists have a taboo against incest?

"Let he who is with sin cast the first stone" and all that?


Incest is one of vanishingly few sins I can cast stones at.
 
2021-07-06 2:19:31 AM  
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2021-07-06 2:43:10 AM  

frankb00th: mofa: I get to use the weirdest texts I've ever gotten from my aunt? Twice in one day?
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Those are kinda disturbing. I sense a weird fixation on children, small animals and the endless ways they can be Dr Moreaued in new and interesting shapes.
Has she mentioned a house in conjunction with word pain recently?


Just don't break the law and you'll be just fine.
 
2021-07-06 3:35:11 AM  

leeksfromchichis: anuran: frankb00th: Interesting that it should be, of all animals, a pig.
Wouldnt that create a religious issue of some sort?
Dnrta

Nope. First,you aren't eating it. Second it saves a long de,so outside of murder, incest, and idolatry it's all good.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 600x512]I've never understood the taboos regarding incest from a book alleging all humans and later all animals were sprought from a single mating pair.  Which is it, big G?


*sigh* the people who think they're witty and only halfway make it there.
The Law doesn't apply to animals, obviously. And as for humans, it was given AFTER the events here, so it didn't apply at the time.
 
2021-07-06 3:38:22 AM  

Prof. Frink: Kalyco

Pffft! Since when do religious fundamentalists have a taboo against incest?

"Let he who is with sin cast the first stone" and all that?


Whether fundies do or don't it's one of the fundamental Laws of my religion, and one that I follow wholeheartedly. Don't know or care what other gods and their followers have to say on the matter. And if members of my religion break it I vigorously support their prosecution in secular Courts or in the Sanhedrin when we have one again.
 
2021-07-06 3:59:08 AM  

anuran: iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.

He said "I ought to be Adam."


Junji Ito's manga is the best interpretation of the story. The art is fantastic and the creature is all sorts of farked up.
 
2021-07-06 4:04:36 AM  

alice_600: anuran: iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.

He said "I ought to be Adam."

Junji Ito's manga is the best interpretation of the story. The art is fantastic and the creature is all sorts of farked up.


I really liked the Marvel Comics library-grade version with LP from the 70s. I would pay good money to see those again.
 
2021-07-06 5:01:52 AM  
What about the five-assed monkey? We were promised a monkey with five asses.
 
2021-07-06 5:39:48 AM  

alice_600: anuran: iheartscotch: Dr Frankenstein is the monster for abandoning, essentially, a child (his creation) because he (Dr. Frankenstein) thought that it was ugly.

Dr. Frankenstein's creation should be referred to as The Creature.

He said "I ought to be Adam."

Junji Ito's manga is the best interpretation of the story. The art is fantastic and the creature is all sorts of farked up.


Not even close. The movie Mary Shelley's Frankenstein nailed it.
 
2021-07-06 7:06:10 AM  
Nevermind The Creature, which movies had the best labs?

Original + Bride
Young
True Story Of
 
2021-07-06 7:43:35 AM  

mofa: I get to use the weirdest texts I've ever gotten from my aunt? Twice in one day?
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Came in here to reference Sweet Tooth; Wendy was great but nothing compared to Bobby!
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Which is the biggest problem for me as the premise; how could people NOT want a Wendy or a Bobby? You know people (like myself) would adopt as many as possible. Sure, I can totally see the response to being anti-vaxx as burning you in your own home while we sing outside; totally cool with that. Not loving Bobby? Too unbelievable for me
 
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