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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   If you just murdered your girlfriend, trying to sell her car with her corpse in the back seat is pretty crazy   (local21news.com) divider line
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3196 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jul 2021 at 5:20 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-05 5:22:04 PM  
Yeah.
 
2021-07-05 5:23:10 PM  
I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.
 
2021-07-05 5:26:33 PM  
Repeat tag take the day off?
 
2021-07-05 5:27:53 PM  
Weekend at Bernice's?
 
2021-07-05 5:28:24 PM  
Lazy you mean, it's pretty lazy.

Especially after all that effort to kill them in the first place. You got the car, drive somewhere and dump the body out you lazy mf'er.
 
2021-07-05 5:29:21 PM  

ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.


Yeah let's just ignore that he's under arrest for completely unrelated charges and is only a suspect because he doesn't have an alibi
🙄

Inconsistent answers aren't proof of anything despite what law enforcement would have you think
 
2021-07-05 5:29:26 PM  
again?
 
2021-07-05 5:30:22 PM  

waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.

Yeah let's just ignore that he's under arrest for completely unrelated charges and is only a suspect because he doesn't have an alibi
🙄

Inconsistent answers aren't proof of anything despite what law enforcement would have you think


If and when he is found guilty, can we fry him then?
 
2021-07-05 5:31:13 PM  
Sales isn't for everyone

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2021-07-05 5:31:51 PM  

ColonelCathcart: waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.

Yeah let's just ignore that he's under arrest for completely unrelated charges and is only a suspect because he doesn't have an alibi
🙄

Inconsistent answers aren't proof of anything despite what law enforcement would have you think

If and when he is found guilty, can we fry him then?


Clearly.

/
I think most crime should be ticket.
The rest house arrest.
Violence should get death penalty.
 
2021-07-05 5:33:15 PM  
Meth finds a way
 
2021-07-05 5:33:23 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: Repeat tag take the day off?


He fell off the fence.
 
2021-07-05 5:33:57 PM  
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So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?
 
2021-07-05 5:34:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x444]

So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?


In the mood to crack a cold one?
 
2021-07-05 5:37:00 PM  

ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.


.I agree. What was he thinking? You always put them in the trunk.
 
2021-07-05 5:37:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x444]

So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?


Oof.

/To soon.
 
2021-07-05 5:38:00 PM  

waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: waxbeans: ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.

Yeah let's just ignore that he's under arrest for completely unrelated charges and is only a suspect because he doesn't have an alibi
🙄

Inconsistent answers aren't proof of anything despite what law enforcement would have you think

If and when he is found guilty, can we fry him then?

Clearly.

/
I think most crime should be ticket.
The rest house arrest.
Violence should get death penalty.


Per your posts yesterday, you should have been executed for your previous crimes? That seems extreme. What about juveniles? What age is too young to be killed by the justice system? Do you have faith in their methods and outcomes?
 
2021-07-05 5:38:57 PM  
Someone send this article to Adam Savage.
 
2021-07-05 5:40:13 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x444]

So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?

Oof.

/To soon.


Only too soon if it's a joke. If he's serious, I'd guess time is of the essence.
 
2021-07-05 5:40:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x444]

So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?


Such a shame. Fine piece of ass like that going to waste
 
2021-07-05 5:41:42 PM  
I thought it was illegal to remove an airbag before selling a vehicle.
 
2021-07-05 5:44:14 PM  
So, did someone turn down purchasing the car and not call the authorities about the whole corpse part?
 
2021-07-05 5:44:38 PM  
Seems like a great deal plus get to use the hov lane
 
2021-07-05 5:46:32 PM  
Jeez guys, you make one mistake and people never let you hear the end of it.
 
2021-07-05 5:49:56 PM  

Summoner101: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 850x444]

So how long had she been dead?

I mean, still a bit warm?

In the mood to crack a cold one?


Cemetery Girls
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2021-07-05 5:54:10 PM  
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2021-07-05 5:56:09 PM  
You know it's hard to pick the best part of being a woman, but top 10 has to be your boyfriend strangling you to death and 5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.
 
2021-07-05 5:57:46 PM  

schubie: You know it's hard to pick the best part of being a woman, but top 10 has to be your boyfriend strangling you to death and 5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.


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2021-07-05 6:01:13 PM  
Just to be clear:  even if you didn't kill anyone, it's not a good idea to try to sell a car if it has a corpse in it.  Even if you don't know them.
 
2021-07-05 6:02:40 PM  

holdmybones: So, did someone turn down purchasing the car and not call the authorities about the whole corpse part?


Well, there was nothing wrong with the car apart from the dead body in the back, so...why get the police involved?
 
2021-07-05 6:03:29 PM  

centaur5ball: Per your posts yesterday, you should have been executed for your previous crimes? That seems extreme. What about juveniles? What age is too young to be killed by the justice system? Do you have faith in their methods and outcomes?

Per your posts yesterday,
you should have been executed for your previous crimes...

I definitely should have been executed for assault w/B'harm.
It would have saved my next GF from ten years of abuse. Horrible. Horrible. Abuse.

What about juveniles?
no
kids should never face adult court. Full stop.

What age is too young to be killed by the justice system?
Most people would slightly agree with under 18. But quickly changed her mind with the crime.
Me personally I think we need to move it up to 23, 26????  But whatever number we collectively decide the crime shouldn't undo that decision.

Do you have faith in their methods and outcomes?


our jury system needs to be changed.
District attorney's need oversight, over them.
A district attorney should be motivated to avoid convicting innocent people that currently doesn't exist.
There was a 60-minute interview where a district attorney said it's not his job to worry about the Innocence of a suspect.
We need to change that.

We definitely need to change how police are allowed to behave.

Inmates do and should be safe in there persons while doing their time the punishment is loss of freedom not anything else.
And freedom is only in terms of they can't leave the facility nothing else they should still have all their other freedoms intact.
In fact I think inmates should be able to vote while in a prison.
Our jails and prisons are barbaric compared to other first world Nations.

The United States is basically Mexico for white people.
 
2021-07-05 6:05:30 PM  
Always clean the car before selling it.
It's just common sense.
 
2021-07-05 6:05:56 PM  
Purely a sentimental gesture.  She always loved that back seat.  So many memories.
 
2021-07-05 6:07:53 PM  
> A witness later told detectives that the day before Paz's body was found, "Johnson attempted to sell her Dodge Charger with the victim deceased in the back seat," police report.

So you go to a grocery store parking lot, expecting to buy a used car and the guy tells you "Yeah, the dead body in the back comes with the car."

Do you back away slowly or run?
 
2021-07-05 6:08:19 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 850x444]
So how long had she been dead?
I mean, still a bit warm?
Oof.
/To soon.


No, she's totally single again as soon as  she stops breathing.
 
2021-07-05 6:08:27 PM  

schubie: You know it's hard to pick the best part of being a woman, but top 10 has to be your boyfriend strangling you to death and 5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.


I'd be more than happy to be a woman All things considered.
Having a penis has done nothing for me. well at least nothing positive for the most part. other than creating another human being.

In fact the less my penis works the happier My overall life seems to be.
I really do wish I had the option to turn down sex but someone has to offer it first.
If there was a drug that temporarily chemically castrates you I would have started taking it when I was 12.
It is very frustrating to be horny.
I'd rather be sexually assaulted then be horny that's how annoying being horning is.
And I say that as someone who has actually been sexually assaulted as a middle school child.
 
2021-07-05 6:08:40 PM  
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2021-07-05 6:10:02 PM  

genner: Always clean the car before selling it.
It's just common sense.


As a kid when I worked on cars we regularly found drugs, money, guns, and other stuff,¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2021-07-05 6:10:44 PM  

Dustin_00: > A witness later told detectives that the day before Paz's body was found, "Johnson attempted to sell her Dodge Charger with the victim deceased in the back seat," police report.

So you go to a grocery store parking lot, expecting to buy a used car and the guy tells you "Yeah, the dead body in the back comes with the car."

Do you back away slowly or run?


No you haggle him down to even less
 
2021-07-05 6:11:23 PM  

Dustin_00: > A witness later told detectives that the day before Paz's body was found, "Johnson attempted to sell her Dodge Charger with the victim deceased in the back seat," police report.

So you go to a grocery store parking lot, expecting to buy a used car and the guy tells you "Yeah, the dead body in the back comes with the car."

Do you back away slowly or run?


How bad has the smell gotten?
 
2021-07-05 6:17:50 PM  
I mean, in this day and age, he probably could have sold a house with the clause "buyer will take care of disposing of any dead bodies left in the abode" and still gotten someone who would make an offer $10k above asking price.
 
2021-07-05 6:20:56 PM  

Sum Dum Gai: I mean, in this day and age, he probably could have sold a house with the clause "buyer will take care of disposing of any dead bodies left in the abode" and still gotten someone who would make an offer $10k above asking price.


Exactly
 
2021-07-05 6:22:19 PM  

schubie: You know it's hard to pick the best part of being a woman, but top 10 has to be your boyfriend strangling you to death and 5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.


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Gallows humor.
 
2021-07-05 6:25:14 PM  
5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.

I mean, that's 5 more people than are thinking about my not dead yet farkability, so, improvement?
 
2021-07-05 6:31:28 PM  
This is what I always tell my children: order of operations. Dispose of the body THEN sell the car! What dumb-ass does it the other way?
 
2021-07-05 6:39:02 PM  

schubie: You know it's hard to pick the best part of being a woman, but top 10 has to be your boyfriend strangling you to death and 5 people on the internet thinking someone's joke about the farkabilty of your corpse is funny.


She's dead. None of this affects her.
 
2021-07-05 6:43:21 PM  
Yes
,yes it is
 
2021-07-05 6:47:54 PM  

ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.


Pretty sure counts as ready Darwin, by the time  he gets out jail nomwomen of reproducible age will likely touchnhim again. At least willingly...

/yeah ok maybe best to make sure.
 
2021-07-05 6:54:07 PM  

chawco: ColonelCathcart: I'm pretty sure the death penalty should apply here. If for nothing than to Darwin him, both for his stupidity and his cruelty.

He is a monster. And that mugshot.

Pretty sure counts as ready Darwin, by the time  he gets out jail nomwomen of reproducible age will likely touchnhim again. At least willingly...

/yeah ok maybe best to make sure.


You say that...but then there's this Ukrainian guy who actually made a baby in prison (and of course Manson):

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serhi​y​_Tkach

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/the Russian government confiscated their baby while the mother (a Russian citizen) was visiting home and it is in the care of the parents of the woman...
 
2021-07-05 7:00:18 PM  
Hey!  I included an extra air freshener!
 
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