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(CNBC)   Your genes soon to be available in both original recipe and extra CRISPR   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2021-07-02 2:40:18 PM  
14 votes:

Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.


I'm starting CRISPRCOIN this weekend.  It's a blockchain backed up by human DNA.  I have a jar of it over here somewhere....
 
2021-07-02 3:06:02 PM  
4 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.

I'm starting CRISPRCOIN this weekend.  It's a blockchain backed up by human DNA.  I have a jar of it over here somewhere....


Check your sock drawer.
 
2021-07-02 7:23:21 PM  
3 votes:

jjorsett: I wonder if the anti-vaccine folks will go apeshiat over this too? It would be their choice, though an odd one


No effin way. They'll be all over this like a Linux user on bash.

They'll be touting its benefits and getting in line possibly even saying things like "well, I think the healthy people should be first as we have superior genes and we should be the ones to live longer"

I'm not looking forward to the possible social upheaval this will cause, such as rich folks getting it first etc
 
2021-07-02 2:39:16 PM  
2 votes:
a "major advance in the gene editing space"

"Space" meaning "business of soaking the consumers".
 
2021-07-02 4:31:01 PM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.

I'm starting CRISPRCOIN this weekend.  It's a blockchain backed up by human DNA.  I have a jar of it over here somewhere....


I saw your jar on 4chan once!
 
2021-07-02 3:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
Won't someone think of the conspiracy theorists?
 
2021-07-02 4:07:29 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.

I'm starting CRISPRCOIN this weekend.  It's a blockchain backed up by human DNA.  I have a jar of it over here somewhere....


Affectionately known as Crusty Sock Coin or CSC to it's adherents.
 
2021-07-02 5:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

cabal_man: The writer of Space Seed was a couple decades off on the prediction


As someone who lives with a genetic illness, I say GFY and stop your fear mongering
 
2021-07-02 6:48:15 PM  
1 vote:

cman: Catlenfell: By the end of the decade, the upper 10% will have designer babies.

Do you have any idea what its like living a miserable existence?

I do because its who I am

And its all caused by my genes

So when folks like you trot out these fear-mongering statements I get kinda pissed off because you are working against me.


Maybe it's because you spend too much time here?
 
2021-07-02 7:44:01 PM  
1 vote:

Vintowin: Marcus Aurelius: Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.

I'm starting CRISPRCOIN this weekend.  It's a blockchain backed up by human DNA.  I have a jar of it over here somewhere....

Affectionately known as Crusty Sock Coin or CSC to it's adherents.


"Adhere" is the right word.
 
2021-07-03 12:38:25 AM  
1 vote:

Lambskincoat: A very good time to invest in everything CRISPR related, to state the obvious.


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2021-07-03 1:29:28 AM  
1 vote:

jjorsett: I wonder if the anti-vaccine folks will go apeshiat over this too? It would be their choice, though an odd one


That would be absolutely brilliant. I would love to see science create the technology to vastly extend life only for the anti-vaxxers to refuse to take it because derp. Then the rest of us could sit back and watch them all slowly die.
 
2021-07-03 6:48:45 AM  
1 vote:

cman: Catlenfell: By the end of the decade, the upper 10% will have designer babies.

Do you have any idea what its like living a miserable existence?

I do because its who I am

And its all caused by my genes

So when folks like you trot out these fear-mongering statements I get kinda pissed off because you are working against me.


I cannot wait to see the realization of designer babies - partly out of interest in the practical scope of genetic engineering, but also because the greater its power the more likely it is to be another hilarious lesson on the poor decision making skills of humans.
 
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