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(Slate)   A half-blind terrier that snaps at any fingers near its mouth? A drunk rhesus monkey with two hands full of feces? A slightly irregular river rock smeared in peanut butter and paste? A string of hooked but not quite dead river trout? So many choices   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-07-02 3:58:47 PM  
If both of my hands are full of feces, how will I type?
 
2021-07-02 4:44:07 PM  
Where are they getting these odds? A coked out Vegas bookie passed out in a pool of someone else's vomit?
 
2021-07-02 5:03:53 PM  
Look. I think it is vitally important that her replacement also be the useless child of a famous politician. That's how you get diversity.

Maybe they could convince Huckabeast that this is a better job than AR governor.
 
2021-07-02 5:24:04 PM  

Gubbo: Look. I think it is vitally important that her replacement also be the useless child of a famous politician. That's how you get diversity.

Maybe they could convince Huckabeast that this is a better job than AR governor.


"Sarah Huckabee-Sanders screen test, take one.  Mrs. Sanders, please look into camera two.  Camera two.  The one with the light on.  That's camera three, Mrs. Sanders.  Ok, let's move on..."
 
2021-07-02 5:27:25 PM  

foo monkey: Gubbo: Look. I think it is vitally important that her replacement also be the useless child of a famous politician. That's how you get diversity.

Maybe they could convince Huckabeast that this is a better job than AR governor.

"Sarah Huckabee-Sanders screen test, take one.  Mrs. Sanders, please look into camera two.  Camera two.  The one with the light on.  That's camera three, Mrs. Sanders.  Ok, let's move on..."



"Oh, and please stop strangling that puppy. Even our demographic won't like that."
 
2021-07-02 5:28:06 PM  
Yes, if there's anything America will never run out of, it's stupid assholes who love attention.
 
2021-07-02 5:28:27 PM  
"Ladies and Gentleman, A Cardboard cutout we've called Wanda!"

//still, the same level of insight and wit....
 
2021-07-02 5:32:07 PM  
How about Barack Obama's chair?

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2021-07-02 5:35:35 PM  
How about Gary Busey or Carrot Top?
 
2021-07-02 5:36:04 PM  
Grimes has really let herself go.

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2021-07-02 5:36:33 PM  
She needs something to fill her time now that nobody cares if Trump ignores her.


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2021-07-02 5:37:13 PM  

AbuHashish: How about Gary Busey or Carrot Top?


Cartoon Network - Carrot Top's AM Mayhem: Intro (1995)
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2021-07-02 5:38:30 PM  
If you replaced the entire cast with that list nobody would notice.
 
2021-07-02 5:41:26 PM  
Quaaludes [REUPLOAD]
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this guy
 
2021-07-02 5:42:29 PM  
I know he's gone. RIP Big Man
 
2021-07-02 5:46:15 PM  
Aaron Rogers?

Maybe now he will donate his View salary (since it is much less than his NFL salary) to charity since Ryan Braun tested positive for PEDs.
 
2021-07-02 5:49:49 PM  
"Hosts of The View are arguably just as influential as Supreme Court justices"


Stopped reading (and questioned all my life choices that led me to do so) there
 
2021-07-02 5:50:59 PM  
Ted Nugent should also have his hat in this ring too.
 
2021-07-02 6:02:02 PM  
The dignified remains of Andrea Dworkin
 
2021-07-02 6:05:51 PM  
Sarah Palin fits all of the requirements subby listed.  Plus, she brings her own feces (wherever she goes, in fact).
 
2021-07-02 6:12:57 PM  
The terrier has my instavote.
 
2021-07-02 6:34:43 PM  
1. That is a pretty gnarly pic of Caravan Of Diseases Lahren.
2. Is Lena Dunham wearing that dress on a dare?

/ I have no opinion on what new hen should be clucking on The View
 
2021-07-02 6:42:38 PM  

foo monkey: If both of my hands are full of feces, how will I type?


Very shiattily, I'd imagine?


And yet... you'd still be more qualified than MeAgain! McCain.
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2021-07-02 7:08:22 PM  
Alex, I have to go with my instincts and ask "What are things to huck at motorists from the over-pass?"
 
2021-07-02 7:22:18 PM  
With all sincerity, I believe that, and again, I cannot stress this enough...with ALL sincerity, that just my puckered but hole with just a little
bit of coiffure of its attendant hair, could do a better job than McCain.
 
2021-07-02 7:44:26 PM  
That's some HOTY sh*t right there.
 
2021-07-02 7:53:48 PM  

AbuHashish: How about Gary Busey or Carrot Top?


Any excuse at all to bust out this classic.....

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2021-07-02 8:17:28 PM  

foo monkey: If both of my hands are full of feces, how will I type?


Speech-to-text?
 
2021-07-02 8:22:27 PM  
Arf Arf Arf....SNAP BITE....^%$@)(*6091823//###???/// NO TERRIER
 
2021-07-02 9:24:59 PM  

foo monkey: If both of my hands are full of feces, how will I type?


Sir, this is the internet. Just have at it. You'll blend right in.
 
2021-07-02 10:03:15 PM  
I thought this was going to be a lead up to a late-to-the-party florida tag.
 
2021-07-02 10:07:21 PM  
Where's Brent Favre in this mix?

/
 
2021-07-02 11:41:09 PM  
Andy Dick
 
2021-07-03 12:09:28 AM  
That show is still on?
 
2021-07-03 12:47:01 AM  
Just cancel that pos show already.
 
2021-07-03 12:51:32 AM  

Somaticasual: "Ladies and Gentleman, A Cardboard cutout we've called Wanda!"

//still, the same level of insight and wit....


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I'd watch that.
 
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