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(NHL)   My Darling, I must write this in haste as a pack of wild Habs are chasing me towards the Bell Centre. It remains to be seen if the Lightning will devastate them along the way. It will be resolved starting at 8 PM ET, so perhaps I can sneak away then   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-07-02 12:15:37 AM  
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2021-07-02 12:59:31 AM  
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2021-07-02 7:52:33 AM  
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2021-07-02 8:26:02 AM  
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2021-07-02 8:28:31 AM  
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2021-07-02 8:30:46 AM  
Go Hab-nots!!!!
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2021-07-02 9:04:45 AM  
Go habs go
 
2021-07-02 9:39:55 AM  
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2021-07-02 10:20:45 AM  
Until I got to "Lightning" in this headline, I thought it was about peppers...
 
2021-07-02 10:37:34 AM  
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2021-07-02 11:12:12 AM  
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2021-07-02 12:13:27 PM  
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2021-07-02 12:13:49 PM  
Nice headline.
 
2021-07-02 12:25:42 PM  
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2021-07-02 12:26:05 PM  
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Ah c'mon subby, Youppi isn't that bad.
 
2021-07-02 12:26:16 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-07-02 12:48:01 PM  
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2021-07-02 2:36:44 PM  
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2021-07-02 3:19:59 PM  
Oh also here is an absolute gem of a Gif, stolen from another Farker whom I have not seen in these threads

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2021-07-02 4:09:55 PM  
OK, I'm betting on it not being a sweep, so I doubled my $5 bet on the moneyline so I can recoup my loss and win some more.
 
2021-07-02 6:39:39 PM  
I'm hoping the Habs can get back in this.
 
2021-07-02 7:24:02 PM  
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2021-07-02 7:35:38 PM  
Go Lightning and all that. But, speaking as a Kings fan, I'm very pleased to see they traded for Arvidsson. The fact that they just traded picks and not prospects is a bonus. He's capable of 30 goals if he's healthy.

/he probably won't be healthy
 
2021-07-02 7:36:47 PM  
Jaqueline, fetch me my broom and dust pan. We are hopefully one game closer to sweeping this biatch...
 
2021-07-02 7:38:20 PM  
Lighting are up 2-0 in the series right?  I'll try to watch, but there is no guarantee.
 
2021-07-02 7:40:49 PM  

harleyquinnical: Lighting are up 2-0 in the series right?  I'll try to watch, but there is no guarantee.


You are correct, the Bolts took both games in Tampa.
 
2021-07-02 7:41:32 PM  
IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.
 
2021-07-02 7:42:20 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


This could be a good omen... for Lightning.
 
2021-07-02 7:42:45 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


Fark these 6 hours in particular.
 
2021-07-02 7:46:45 PM  
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2021-07-02 7:48:21 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


Shiat, I forgot that was on. Thanks.

/off to setup TV 2
 
2021-07-02 7:50:43 PM  
My heart wants a Lightning win, but my head says that the Habs are going to pull one out at home.
 
2021-07-02 7:52:18 PM  
It's going to be a sweep because we can't have nice things like Game 7
 
2021-07-02 7:52:37 PM  
Il y a deux oiseaux dans la fenêtre. Jacques a besoin d'un livre de la bibliothèque. Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.

Gaming in an air-conditioned house tonight. Go not-salary-cap-evaders!
 
2021-07-02 7:53:58 PM  

abmoraz: My heart wants a Lightning win, but my head says that the Habs are going to pull one out at home.


Who hasn't pulled one out at home? It's a good way to unwind after a rough day.
 
2021-07-02 7:55:05 PM  
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2021-07-02 7:55:19 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: It's going to be a sweep because we can't have nice things like Game 7


Game 6. Habs have to win at home
 
2021-07-02 7:56:00 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: abmoraz: My heart wants a Lightning win, but my head says that the Habs are going to pull one out at home.

Who hasn't pulled one out at home? It's a good way to unwind after a rough day.


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2021-07-02 7:57:04 PM  
Vas y les glorieux! Écrase ces crisses de flammèches!
 
2021-07-02 7:58:30 PM  
Go Habs! Do it for me, those who don't like artificial noisemakers, and Laetitia Casta!

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Also, you guys probably want to win so do it for yourselves as well.
 
2021-07-02 7:59:10 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: abmoraz: My heart wants a Lightning win, but my head says that the Habs are going to pull one out at home.

Who hasn't pulled one out at home? It's a good way to unwind after a rough day.


The Perils of Working from Home....
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2021-07-02 8:00:37 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


I wish they would stop the clock for red flags. Ruined the nurburgring race this year.
 
2021-07-02 8:00:53 PM  
And just like that back to yellow
 
2021-07-02 8:01:51 PM  

montreal_medic: Go habs go


Must-win, let's see if Ducharme's return helps them!
 
2021-07-02 8:04:29 PM  
One of the things I'm doing if I ever win the lottery is going to the opposing team's place in the Stanley Cup Finals and wearing a sweater of the team they're playing and a cap of their rival. So tonight's outfit would consist of a Tampa Bay sweater and a Bruins cap. Or maybe just Bruins everything and loudly talk about how many Cups they've won since Montreal last did.
 
2021-07-02 8:05:04 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


The game is on NBC, not NBCSN
 
2021-07-02 8:06:52 PM  

desertgeek: soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.

The game is on NBC, not NBCSN


Agree, but there's still 10 minutes to puck drop.
 
2021-07-02 8:08:24 PM  
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2021-07-02 8:08:25 PM  

soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.


Man that team better hurry if they are going to be on time for the puck drop.

_/ was busy, have to watch the on demand in the morning for the race.
 
2021-07-02 8:10:16 PM  

Bhaughbb: soopey: IMSA 6 hours of Watkins Glen is under red flag for lightning.

Man that team better hurry if they are going to be on time for the puck drop.

_/ was busy, have to watch the on demand in the morning for the race.


They're going green this lap, but there's still 40 minutes left. The hockey game will start before this finishes.
 
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