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2021-07-01 11:31:16 PM  
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2021-07-01 11:31:47 PM  
Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.
 
2021-07-01 11:31:53 PM  
Was helping the helping the officer.  I hope the jury/judge help you in a similar fashion.
 
2021-07-01 11:32:05 PM  
There are always going to be people, be they friends, relatives, neighbours that would defend someone and try to cover for them no matter what.

"Well what about all the orphanages they didn't burn down?"
 
2021-07-01 11:32:31 PM  

mrshowrules: Was helping the helping the officer.  I hope the jury/judge help you in a similar fashion.


drunk
 
2021-07-01 11:32:43 PM  
I would like to assist that brave patriot up onto a platform, and make sure he doesn't hurt himself by triggering the trapdoor to early.
 
2021-07-01 11:34:05 PM  

Skleenar: I would like to assist that brave patriot up onto a platform, and make sure he doesn't hurt himself by triggering the trapdoor to early.


I want to go to early
 
2021-07-01 11:34:16 PM  
It must be true. Right wingers love cops.
 
2021-07-01 11:34:22 PM  
Did they get the friends and family discount on a prison cell?
 
2021-07-01 11:35:05 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: It must be true. Right wingers love cops.


As long as they're on their side.
 
2021-07-01 11:37:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.


One of the persons claiming he was helping is an Illinois state police sgt ..
 
2021-07-01 11:37:29 PM  
That's the ticket
 
2021-07-01 11:39:11 PM  

mrshowrules: mrshowrules: Was helping the helping the officer.  I hope the jury/judge help you in a similar fashion.

drunk


It read fine the first time.

/ also drunk
 
2021-07-01 11:40:46 PM  
Help this terrorist go to Gitmo.
 
2021-07-01 11:40:48 PM  
I don't get it.  Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?  Modern pistols hold a lot of rounds, cops carry more than one clip, and Meal Team Six wasn't going to rush the guns.
 
2021-07-01 11:45:25 PM  
"I have reviewed the video ... from my knowledge and knowing Clayton personally, it appears to me that he is trying to keep the 'MOB' from dragging the officer out of view. I believe if Clayton hadn't held on to the Officer's leg that Officer may not be with us today," wrote Carroll Graham, a friend of Mullins, who is a sergeant for the Illinois State Police and a Marine Corps veteran.

Can we fire this guy too while we're at it?
 
2021-07-01 11:45:58 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?


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2021-07-01 11:46:15 PM  
A church treasurer and business owner, Mullins was described as a "God-fearing Christian" and a valuable friend who is always willing to help.

Not even gonna say anything.
 
2021-07-01 11:46:58 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I don't get it.  Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?


Because the cops showed restraint?
 
2021-07-01 11:47:46 PM  
Actually I have no pathy for these guys.

I am without pathy.

A-pathetic, if you will.
 
2021-07-01 11:49:35 PM  
Why would a court wish to hear the opinion of 'friends and relatives' about the events in a video they saw?

That is not a character reference, it is an opinion on evidence. The whole submission should be ignored/struck.
 
2021-07-01 11:49:43 PM  
Like Damian Marley said, if you buy the bullshiat, don't lose your receipt.
 
2021-07-01 11:49:52 PM  
Well, as long as his girlfriend's sisters boyfriends uncles cousin saw the video and says he believes the guy was trying to help the officer then we have no choice but to believe it's the truth. Not guilty!
 
2021-07-01 11:50:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.


Wasn't there a comedian who a bit about how if you play the Rodney King tape backwards, it shows that the officers actually helped him up, walked him back to his car, and sent him on his way?
 
2021-07-01 11:50:10 PM  
Mullins was described as a "God-fearing Christian"

That alone is enough to toss the key.

he would NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER do

Along with ALL CAPS in a letter.
 
2021-07-01 11:50:42 PM  

SpaceyCat: Unsung_Hero: Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?

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Yep.

Probably will get 3-5 years. Out in a year. And a couple of thousand in fines.

Freedumb isn't free.
 
2021-07-01 11:51:06 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: mrshowrules: mrshowrules: Was helping the helping the officer.  I hope the jury/judge help you in a similar fashion.

drunk

It read fine the first time.

/ also drunk


It is like we have a language twins teach each other.

/lazy twins, lazy drunk twins
 
2021-07-01 11:52:11 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Because the cops showed restraint?


The officer was "dragged into the crowd and viciously beaten".  By a mob storming the capitol, that arguably should have started being shot at when they began their advance.

The other cops had no way of knowing if their fellow officer would survive or not.  They failed him.  They also had no way of knowing if the crowd was going to continue that behavior with each of them in turn, but every rational reason to believe it.

By all rights it should have been a massacre that counted as a scar on American history for generations.  Had the insurrectionists been even slightly more competent, it would have been such a scar in a much different direction.
 
2021-07-01 11:52:53 PM  
Have all the people not native or living in the area sent to Gitmo, who were in the area..  For life.

Problem solved
 
2021-07-01 11:55:20 PM  
The pic clearly shows someone ensuring the officer was outfitted in a good fitting shoe
 
2021-07-01 11:56:01 PM  

quatchi: A church treasurer and business owner, Mullins was described as a "God-fearing Christian" and a valuable friend who is always willing to help.

Not even gonna say anything.


True Christians, people that actually follow the teachings of Christ and feed the hungry and comfort the sick and all that stuff, don't actually have to continually go around telling people that they are Christians.
I believe that there's something along the lines of "by their works shall ye know them" in the Bible.
 
2021-07-02 12:01:28 AM  
Republicans seem to lie a lot.
 
2021-07-02 12:03:51 AM  

saturn badger: Mullins was described as a "God-fearing Christian"

That alone is enough to toss the key.

he would NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER do

Along with ALL CAPS in a letter.


maybe he's asking to have his fear of god re enforced.
 
2021-07-02 12:04:46 AM  

mrshowrules: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: mrshowrules: mrshowrules: Was helping the helping the officer.  I hope the jury/judge help you in a similar fashion.

drunk

It read fine the first time.

/ also drunk

It is like we have a language twins teach each other.

/lazy twins, lazy drunk twins


Something like that, yeah.
 
2021-07-02 12:08:35 AM  

AgentKGB: There are always going to be people, be they friends, relatives, neighbours that would defend someone and try to cover for them no matter what.

"Well what about all the orphanages they didn't burn down?"


"The letters from his friends and family members, some of which defended his actions on January 6, were submitted as part of his effort to relax the home-detention rules."

Obviously these people are all traitors too.
 
2021-07-02 12:10:01 AM  

aagrajag: Gyrfalcon: Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.

Wasn't there a comedian who a bit about how if you play the Rodney King tape backwards, it shows that the officers actually helped him up, walked him back to his car, and sent him on his way?


Bill Hicks. Google "Officer Koon"
 
2021-07-02 12:10:55 AM  
That NYT video really exposed how practically every single individual at the capitol was exactly thee most hollow garbage person you would imagine. An obvious and absolute lack of values is the single thread that holds them all together.
 
2021-07-02 12:11:52 AM  
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2021-07-02 12:11:53 AM  

SonOfSpam: AgentKGB: There are always going to be people, be they friends, relatives, neighbours that would defend someone and try to cover for them no matter what.

"Well what about all the orphanages they didn't burn down?"

"The letters from his friends and family members, some of which defended his actions on January 6, were submitted as part of his effort to relax the home-detention rules."

Obviously these people are all traitors too.


I guess the friends and family of the cop they murdered, don't matter.
 
2021-07-02 12:13:15 AM  
"Honey, I wasn't banging that girl. She was cold so I got in bed naked with her because that's what you do in a survival situation.  And I was just checking her core temperature with the most heat sensitive part of my body when you walked in."
 
2021-07-02 12:15:59 AM  
Ah. The "do you buy that?" defense. It's a bold strategy.
 
2021-07-02 12:16:26 AM  

stickmangrit: aagrajag: Gyrfalcon: Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.

Wasn't there a comedian who a bit about how if you play the Rodney King tape backwards, it shows that the officers actually helped him up, walked him back to his car, and sent him on his way?

Bill Hicks. Google "Officer Koon"


I should've figured. That sounds like Hicks' material.
 
2021-07-02 12:17:14 AM  

MythDragon: "Honey, I wasn't banging that girl. She was cold so I got in bed naked with her because that's what you do in a survival situation.  And I was just checking her core temperature with the most heat sensitive part of my body when you walked in."


Where are the hilarious right wing gifs you usually post?
Where is the crybaby jpg?
You're usually the first one defending Trump in these threads.
Something wrong?
 
2021-07-02 12:19:26 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Unsung_Hero: I don't get it.  Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?

Because the cops showed restraint?


Wypipo
 
2021-07-02 12:20:04 AM  

mikalmd: Gyrfalcon: Yeah. "Helping."

That wouldn't fly if you were a cop too, dude.

One of the persons claiming he was helping is an Illinois state police sgt ..


Worst part of this story by far.
 
2021-07-02 12:23:14 AM  

Unsung_Hero: By all rights it should have been a massacre that counted as a scar on American history for generations.


Maybe next time.
 
2021-07-02 12:26:23 AM  

quatchi: A church treasurer and business owner, Mullins was described as a "God-fearing Christian" and a valuable friend who is always willing to help.

Not even gonna say anything.


but you just did...
 
2021-07-02 12:26:40 AM  

PawisBetlog: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Unsung_Hero: I don't get it.  Why, when they were dragging a cop away by his feet, didn't the other cops draw and start shooting?

Because the cops showed restraint?

Wypipo


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2021-07-02 12:38:30 AM  
Kentucky resident Clayton Mullins

Anyone want to bet this guy's middle name is NOT Wayne?

Anybody? Anybody?

Didn't think so.
 
2021-07-02 12:40:59 AM  
Clearly they have rejected our reality and substituted one of their own.
 
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