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(Lifehacker)   How to throw a dog-friendly barbecue. Your dog wants to man the grill   (lifehacker.com) divider line
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298 clicks; posted to Food » on 01 Jul 2021 at 3:55 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-01 2:00:51 PM  
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151 [OhFark]
2021-07-01 4:00:30 PM  
...what the hell does a dog UN-friendly cookout look like?
 
2021-07-01 4:03:34 PM  

151: ...what the hell does a dog UN-friendly cookout look like?


The one where the dog is leashed and is juuuuuuuuuuuust out of range of the cooling burgers and hot dogs

And throwing a dog friendly bbq is easy because they catch things tossed at them very well
 
2021-07-01 4:08:43 PM  

151: ...what the hell does a dog UN-friendly cookout look like?


The ones where they cook the dogs, I guess.

/aisle seat, please
 
2021-07-01 4:15:12 PM  

lifeslammer: 151: ...what the hell does a dog UN-friendly cookout look like?

The one where the dog is leashed and is juuuuuuuuuuuust out of range of the cooling burgers and hot dogs

And throwing a dog friendly bbq is easy because they catch things tossed at them very well


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2021-07-01 4:21:15 PM  
Sounds like a mayonnaise based article.
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2021-07-01 4:33:54 PM  
WTF does Claire know? She's a cat person.
 
2021-07-01 4:35:08 PM  
Me and a buddy had a nice london broil and spuds and corn all finished and ready to eat. We left the steak to rest for a few minutes under foil while we went inside for a quick bowl and to grab another beer. We didnt take into account his golden retreiver who was supposedly sleeping while we cooked. Come back outside and the steak was just...gone. walter scarfed the whole thing, and got a well earned beating and a night in a dark closet for that one...
 
2021-07-01 4:38:45 PM  

skiinstructor: Me and a buddy had a nice london broil and spuds and corn all finished and ready to eat. We left the steak to rest for a few minutes under foil while we went inside for a quick bowl and to grab another beer. We didnt take into account his golden retreiver who was supposedly sleeping while we cooked. Come back outside and the steak was just...gone. walter scarfed the whole thing, and got a well earned beating and a night in a dark closet for that one...


It is not the dog's fault that you had to do drugs.
 
2021-07-01 4:44:59 PM  

skiinstructor: Me and a buddy had a nice london broil and spuds and corn all finished and ready to eat. We left the steak to rest for a few minutes under foil while we went inside for a quick bowl and to grab another beer. We didnt take into account his golden retreiver who was supposedly sleeping while we cooked. Come back outside and the steak was just...gone. walter scarfed the whole thing, and got a well earned beating and a night in a dark closet for that one...


If true, your buddy and/or you are farking monsters.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-07-01 4:48:53 PM  
Welp, fark this thread, and fark the guy that earned that farkie.
 
2021-07-01 5:57:26 PM  

skiinstructor: Me and a buddy had a nice london broil and spuds and corn all finished and ready to eat. We left the steak to rest for a few minutes under foil while we went inside for a quick bowl and to grab another beer. We didnt take into account his golden retreiver who was supposedly sleeping while we cooked. Come back outside and the steak was just...gone. walter scarfed the whole thing, and got a well earned beating and a night in a dark closet for that one...


Hey?  fark you Nd your buddy for being stupid as guck.

Doggo did what doggos do.

Evolve you farking shiathead.
 
2021-07-01 6:05:50 PM  
I seriously expected the breathless article to ask, "What even are dogs?"
 
2021-07-01 7:02:19 PM  
Keep your beers above nose level. My pit bull, Cora, lined very quickly how to topple beer bottles and lick up the spills. She was discerning and liked the Murphy's cream ale but left the Heineken alone.
 
2021-07-01 9:09:00 PM  

skiinstructor: Me and a buddy had a nice london broil and spuds and corn all finished and ready to eat. We left the steak to rest for a few minutes under foil while we went inside for a quick bowl and to grab another beer. We didnt take into account his golden retreiver who was supposedly sleeping while we cooked. Come back outside and the steak was just...gone. walter scarfed the whole thing, and got a well earned beating and a night in a dark closet for that one...


I hope you learned your lesson.

Never trust dogs, just keep them out of your life.
 
2021-07-02 10:07:55 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Keep your beers above nose level. My pit bull, Cora, lined very quickly how to topple beer bottles and lick up the spills. She was discerning and liked the Murphy's cream ale but left the Heineken alone.


My sister's dog learned to "accidently" spill your beer if you set it down. She'd walk by and...oops! knock it with her butt. Then she'd start lapping it up before you could grab her. Damn alcoholic dogs!!!
 
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