Dodo David: How an 82-year-old person could withstand the G-forces of liftoff is a mystery to me.
Walker: Billionaire Space Wieners is the name of my King Missile cover band.
Trucker: She'll be the oldest person to go into space...that we know of. There may have be someone older who was taken into space by aliens, and probeulated.
GalFisk: Dodo David: How an 82-year-old person could withstand the G-forces of liftoff is a mystery to me.Why wouldn't they? 82yo doesn't necessarily mean frail. Also, a suborbital hop has a lot less energy involved than orbital insertion and subsequent deorbiting.
Spectrum: Perfect. She's already lived a full life.
Orallo: Bezos, the Bro, the rich dude and the cool broad are not going to space.They're going pretty high, but not to space./Pet peeve of mine.
austerity101: What a great use of money. Instead of helping people on Earth, let's let rich people figure out how to flee the planet and leave the rest of us to die. Awesome.
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