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(Metro)   Man creates machine that turns beer into soft scoop ice cream. Homer Simpson "Woo-hoo" goes here   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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1905 clicks; posted to Main » and Food » on 30 Jun 2021 at 9:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-30 9:20:56 AM  
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2021-06-30 9:42:03 AM  
Also from Colorado (and this stuff is as awesome as it sounds), alcohol infused ice cream:

https://liqcreme.com/
 
2021-06-30 9:44:08 AM  
Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏
 
2021-06-30 9:50:30 AM  
Made in the US, so you might as well be drinking frozen water.
 
2021-06-30 9:50:52 AM  
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2021-06-30 9:54:18 AM  
New invention? All the "Dole Whip" machines operators out there would like to have a word.
 
2021-06-30 9:56:41 AM  
Snow Cone maker & Ice Beer Float machine - I see Kitchen Gadgets
Youtube LB7bN3cLLHA
 
2021-06-30 10:02:33 AM  
Challenge accepted

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2021-06-30 10:02:33 AM  
I already get mine straight from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

... just don't ask too many questions.

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2021-06-30 10:04:41 AM  
Had I received any stimulus checks this would have been a perfect use of that money,

Guess I'll have to rob a McDonalds. It's fair, ever tried to get there when the ice cream machine is working? They owe me.
 
2021-06-30 10:05:42 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I already get mine straight from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

... just don't ask too many questions.

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I have many questions....
 
2021-06-30 10:05:51 AM  

Bluemoons: Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏


Quitter. Here's your perfect chance to get back on that horse.
 
2021-06-30 10:06:03 AM  
That's actually pretty damn cool. One of the rare times I don't regret clicking on a British tabloid link. I'd like to know more about the specifics of this Nitrogen Ingredient Additive gel though. It's probably some proprietary seaweed agar medium.
/I'll take two scoops of White Russian
 
2021-06-30 10:17:48 AM  

Bluemoons: Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏


Beer ice cream?

Your waist line is happy you quit
 
2021-06-30 10:24:30 AM  
Gonna be honest, that sounds kinda gross.
 
2021-06-30 10:25:24 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: The Irresponsible Captain: I already get mine straight from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

... just don't ask too many questions.

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I have many questions....


Everyone should have IMPORTANT questions about that.
 
2021-06-30 10:31:36 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I already get mine straight from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

... just don't ask too many questions.

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Honestly, not the worst idea for a Marvel character that I've seen in the past few years.
 
2021-06-30 10:31:38 AM  
Wondering about the added gel.  Perhaps "safe", but curious as to what it is.
 
2021-06-30 10:32:28 AM  
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That isn't heroic

That's nasty
 
2021-06-30 10:44:58 AM  

gopher321: [Fark user image image 618x945]


I'm sorry but this is how prohibition happens that needs to be torn the fark down and I'm not farking playing.
Do you really want a 2021 version of Al farking Capone you farking idiots
 
2021-06-30 10:47:37 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: Bluemoons: Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏

Quitter. Here's your perfect chance to get back on that horse.


You. I like you.  I don't need anymore temptation, though.
 
2021-06-30 10:48:09 AM  

ketkarsa: Gonna be honest, that sounds kinda gross.


Yeah. I drink beer fast. This would make it take longer.

Now mix drinks, I can dig that.
 
2021-06-30 10:49:44 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Bluemoons: Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏

Beer ice cream?

Your waist line is happy you quit


Ah, but my waste Line isn't.
 
2021-06-30 10:53:08 AM  
If you've never made a Russian Imperial Stout Float with Cinnamon Vanilla ice cream, you're not living right.
 
2021-06-30 11:04:31 AM  
Margaret Thatcher would be appalled.

And use the ice cream as a rationale to try the head tax again.
 
2021-06-30 11:09:57 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I already get mine straight from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

... just don't ask too many questions.

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Can she choose the flavor or is it always Chocolate?
 
2021-06-30 11:45:04 AM  

Nirbo: Made in the US, so you might as well be drinking frozen water.


It's 2021 and if you think your only options are Coors, Miller, and Budweiser your time machine is stuck.
 
2021-06-30 11:47:24 AM  

mochunk: If you've never made a Russian Imperial Stout Float with Cinnamon Vanilla ice cream, you're not living right.


That sounds like heaven. I've had a raspberry lambic float with vanilla ice cream but this sounds better.
 
2021-06-30 12:09:13 PM  

Bluemoons: Man, why did all the cool shiat happen with booze after I quit drinking? 😏


Technically, it would be "eating ice cream", and not "drinking".
 
2021-06-30 12:23:50 PM  
So, do you have to put in really sweet drinks or does this add a sweetener?  I would think that very few beers would taste good frozen in a cone.  Maybe some mixed drinks.

The thing I don't get is what is the point of the machine.   Why not just sell alcoholic ice cream that you know tastes good
 
2021-06-30 12:55:13 PM  

Hell Poodle: Nirbo: Made in the US, so you might as well be drinking frozen water.

It's 2021 and if you think your only options are Coors, Miller, and Budweiser your time machine is stuck.


Natty Daddy. FTW.
 
2021-06-30 1:17:55 PM  

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even better is to pour some of that over vanilla ice cream.
 
2021-06-30 1:27:39 PM  

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That isn't heroic

That's nasty


Flat beer with an artificial thickening agent. I like beer. I like ice cream. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like frozen flat beer coagulated with god-knows-what to give it the texture of baby food.
 
2021-06-30 2:23:56 PM  
Skittlebrau still sadly unmarketed.
 
2021-06-30 2:33:23 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Skittlebrau still sadly unmarketed.


Ha, I brewed a Skittlebrau two summers ago.  Pretty tasty too.
 
2021-06-30 2:47:45 PM  
Man creates machine that turns beer into millions.

FTFY.
 
2021-06-30 4:50:52 PM  
who in the everloving fark calls it as "soft scoop" I need to know their address so I can burn their house down
 
2021-06-30 9:42:37 PM  
Oh, don't you know this is relevant to my interests.  Maybe do a test drive at a Fark Party?
 
2021-07-01 1:43:45 AM  

PaceyWhitter: So, do you have to put in really sweet drinks or does this add a sweetener?  I would think that very few beers would taste good frozen in a cone.  Maybe some mixed drinks.

The thing I don't get is what is the point of the machine.   Why not just sell alcoholic ice cream that you know tastes good


Pure ethanol is basically antifreeze, with a freezing/melting temperature of -173 degrees Farenheit. If you put alcohol into ice cream,, the freezing temperature will be lower than what a  typical freezer can produce. All you would have is a sloppy dairy soup. This machine goes colder than the lowered freezing point of an alcohol-dairy blend.
 
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