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2021-06-28 11:36:25 AM  
I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?
 
2021-06-28 12:18:41 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


They do not want to accommodate transgender kids because they hate LGBTQ+. people.
 
2021-06-28 12:36:31 PM  

AirForceVet: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

They do not want to accommodate transgender kids because they hate LGBTQ+. people.


That plus every accusation is a confession. They would LOVE to be able to go into opposite gender bathrooms and creep. Since they want to they assume it fact that the rest of the world would.
 
2021-06-28 12:41:46 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.
 
2021-06-28 12:42:30 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


You make a good point, but it has nothing to do with this case.

They forcing him to either use the girls room or go to the nurse's office to use that bathroom.
 
2021-06-28 12:53:03 PM  
Some people spend WAY too much time thinking about what's inside other peoples' pants.
 
2021-06-28 12:58:59 PM  
The Hy-Vee I go to eliminated men and women bathrooms and and put in 10 bathrooms. All the doors just say restroom without any gender assigned to them. I just wish people weren't disgusting and the staff would clean more often.
 
2021-06-28 1:00:03 PM  

Eclectic: Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.

By "pick your battles", are you saying trans men should be forced into women's rooms or forced into "separate but equal" facilities and just not fight back? Because that's what this case was about.


I actually don't care. I don't put any real attention to the issue.

Do what you want and I'll live with it. I don't care for the idea of unisex bathrooms though. I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.
 
2021-06-28 1:06:41 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


Because people might see how much they suck outside of the privacy of their own home.
 
2021-06-28 1:07:01 PM  
Being a kid was already tough enough. I'm glad that they can now use whatever bathroom, like more civilized countries
 
2021-06-28 1:07:58 PM  

AirForceVet: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

They do not want to accommodate transgender kids because they hate LGBTQ+. people.


Well yeah, but "hatin the gays" doesn't have the same traction nowadays as "hatin the trans folks".
 
2021-06-28 1:08:33 PM  

Mugato: Eclectic: Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.

By "pick your battles", are you saying trans men should be forced into women's rooms or forced into "separate but equal" facilities and just not fight back? Because that's what this case was about.

I actually don't care. I don't put any real attention to the issue.

Do what you want and I'll live with it. I don't care for the idea of unisex bathrooms though. I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.


but Bob in accounting destroying the bowl after "fiesta chili night" is just a.o.k because of . . . reasons?
 
2021-06-28 1:08:53 PM  
The building and plumbing codes need to change in order to really push this out to the masses, and there are likely already working groups modifying codes towards this end anyways.  I think we will see a lot more full-height partitions in blended restrooms, and obviously the fixture count will double.  Still, it's definitely worth doing.  Let's get on with it.
 
2021-06-28 1:09:03 PM  

ltnor: The Hy-Vee I go to eliminated men and women bathrooms and and put in 10 bathrooms. All the doors just say restroom without any gender assigned to them. I just wish people weren't disgusting and the staff would clean more often.


Holy shiat, that's a lot of bathrooms. Or did they somehow turn the presumably two bathrooms they already had into five bathrooms each?
 
2021-06-28 1:09:09 PM  

AirForceVet: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

They do not want to accommodate transgender kids because they hate LGBTQ+. people.


It's not just LGBTQ+ people they hate, they want an excuse to police bathrooms against anyone who isn't perfectly gender conforming.

Butch looking lady going into the women's restroom? That's an ass kicking.
Slightly femme dude in the men's restroom? That's an ass kicking.
 
2021-06-28 1:09:21 PM  
I always wonder where conservatives thought trans people were going to the bathroom all this time. It's as if this is an entirely made up issue that only exists because it can be spun to scare the common clay.
 
2021-06-28 1:09:49 PM  

Eclectic: Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.

By "pick your battles", are you saying trans men should be forced into women's rooms or forced into "separate but equal" facilities and just not fight back? Because that's what this case was about.


But....they are different, I don't understand them and therefore they are scary.

/ Sarcasm

// Nobody need to understand someone else's life choices. They just need to mind their own business
 
2021-06-28 1:10:20 PM  

emersonbiggins: I think we will see a lot more full-height partitions in blended restrooms


Maybe Americans will finally figure out how to hang a stall door that doesn't have a half-inch gap all the way around it, like the rest of the civilized world. That would help.
 
2021-06-28 1:11:18 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


The difference is that I JO in the one at home.
 
2021-06-28 1:11:48 PM  
Somehow everyone who uses the bathroom in my house has been satisfied with the multi-gendered bathroom in my house.
 
2021-06-28 1:12:26 PM  

ltnor: The Hy-Vee I go to eliminated men and women bathrooms and and put in 10 bathrooms. All the doors just say restroom without any gender assigned to them. I just wish people weren't disgusting and the staff would clean more often.


This is currently state law in California (for single toilet bathrooms).  The law was passed in response to all of this nonsense-all single sex, single toilet public bathrooms in the state were made unisex.
 
2021-06-28 1:12:30 PM  

Mugato: Eclectic: Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.

By "pick your battles", are you saying trans men should be forced into women's rooms or forced into "separate but equal" facilities and just not fight back? Because that's what this case was about.

I actually don't care. I don't put any real attention to the issue.

Do what you want and I'll live with it. I don't care for the idea of unisex bathrooms though. I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.


What about Pat, Robin, Chris, Taylor, or Jordan?
 
2021-06-28 1:13:25 PM  
In fact, it has a beautiful view of the heavily forested back yard and constantly babbling creek, in what may be the most serene bathroom views anyone can get whilst pooping.
 
2021-06-28 1:13:58 PM  

CarnySaur: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

The difference is that I JO in the one at home.


Look at you Mr. Fancy Pants, using a private bathroom to JO in.
 
2021-06-28 1:14:11 PM  
Sounds fine by me.

Pee in our restroom if you want.
 
2021-06-28 1:14:39 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: emersonbiggins: I think we will see a lot more full-height partitions in blended restrooms

Maybe Americans will finally figure out how to hang a stall door that doesn't have a half-inch gap all the way around it, like the rest of the civilized world. That would help.


Gotta get them privacy strips holmes

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2021-06-28 1:14:47 PM  
What would be more useful than separating bathroom by gender would be separating by "intended use" or "probable outcome." Like, one bathroom for the folks who ate Mexican or Indian food and are planning on a category 5 butt blowout. One bathroom for "Just a tinkle; haven't eaten asparagus." One bathroom for "Five minutes of grunting and pushing before releasing a basketball-size chocolate mud baby." One bathroom for "Dropping a big spicy fudge dragon while I yak on my mobile phone."
 
2021-06-28 1:15:29 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What would be more useful than separating bathroom by gender would be separating by "intended use" or "probable outcome." Like, one bathroom for the folks who ate Mexican or Indian food and are planning on a category 5 butt blowout. One bathroom for "Just a tinkle; haven't eaten asparagus." One bathroom for "Five minutes of grunting and pushing before releasing a basketball-size chocolate mud baby." One bathroom for "Dropping a big spicy fudge dragon while I yak on my mobile phone."


What about those with Crohn's or IBS?  I assume we'll be relegated to the janitor's toilet.
 
2021-06-28 1:15:50 PM  

Mugato: I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.


But you'd be okay with it if you knew she was born a man?
That don't make no sense.
 
2021-06-28 1:17:03 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


Statistically, you're also more likely to be sexually assaulted in the bathroom in your house.  Like... several orders of magnitude more likely.

Because, y'know, well over nine in ten rapes are done by someone who lives with the victim.  Though those are rapes that Christians explicitly approve of so I guess that's not really an argument targeted to the kind of racist assholes shopping around for a way to be racist in a way that's not technically about race specifically who are objecting to this, since they're invariably typical Christians.
 
2021-06-28 1:17:22 PM  
When they get to Hell,
The rightwingers who caused bathroom problems will be forced to sweat out all their fluids and an eagle eats their kidney stones every two weeks.

Good call on Scotus for avoiding that.
 
2021-06-28 1:18:00 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What would be more useful than separating bathroom by gender would be separating by "intended use" or "probable outcome." Like, one bathroom for the folks who ate Mexican or Indian food and are planning on a category 5 butt blowout. One bathroom for "Just a tinkle; haven't eaten asparagus." One bathroom for "Five minutes of grunting and pushing before releasing a basketball-size chocolate mud baby." One bathroom for "Dropping a big spicy fudge dragon while I yak on my mobile phone."


Why? It's not sexual. Or is it to you?
 
2021-06-28 1:18:10 PM  
Eh, put in gender neutral bathrooms along with Men Only & Women Only.

How in the world is this going to be enforced? Mother farking bathroom cops? Stall patrols?
 
2021-06-28 1:18:37 PM  
What good is trump getting to expand the supreme court to a support majority of unbiased conservative opinions off they won't let us discriminate against throat that we don't like?
 
2021-06-28 1:19:08 PM  
I've been on this good earth for over forty years.  I have yet to see a naked person using a public bathroom, Soooo....what's the problem here?
 
2021-06-28 1:19:29 PM  

Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.


Defending basic human dignity is a battle worth fighting.
 
2021-06-28 1:19:42 PM  
Another curious ruling in our favor.
 
2021-06-28 1:19:48 PM  

Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.


Clearly you've never been married in a single bathroom home.
 
2021-06-28 1:20:07 PM  
If only they felt the same way about voting....
 
2021-06-28 1:20:15 PM  

jso2897: Mugato: I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.

But you'd be okay with it if you knew she was born a man?
That don't make no sense.


The obvious solution is that everyone just drops trou whenever and just shiats on the floor.
 
2021-06-28 1:20:40 PM  

Mugato: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

Do you all use it at the same time?

I don't want to side with conservatives on anything but pick your battles, FFS.


"Pick your battles", in this case, means force trans people who need to pee in a public place to choose between being potentially assaulted or potentially arrested.
 
2021-06-28 1:20:43 PM  

jaylectricity: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

You make a good point, but it has nothing to do with this case.

They forcing him to either use the girls room or go to the nurse's office to use that bathroom.


Yup they were segregating a child based on his skin.
 
2021-06-28 1:21:27 PM  

jso2897: Mugato: I'd just rather not hear Kelly from reception straining one out five feet from me.

But you'd be okay with it if you knew she was born a man?
That don't make no sense.


Why did you assume Kelly is a woman?
 
2021-06-28 1:22:44 PM  

cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?


What are you talking about?  Any normal household has a boys and girls bathroom.

My wife and I share a completely separate bathroom, and my son and daughter will have separate bathrooms when my son is old enough to use the bathroom will use mine.  My daughter and wife have to share the shed bathroom out back, and have to sleep in it while ovulating because they're not allowed to be near us men while "unclean."

Also, the wife and I have our own separate beds because we don't want to give the impression we are doing anything against God.  We shouldn't be sleeping g together unless it's for procreation in Jesus' name.  So we don't want people to get the wrong idea.

The morals of people today are disgusting.  Married people sleeping in same bed?  That is scandalous. I don't care if people claim to be christains, if they don't have a separate ovulation shed and separate beds they aren't living up to Christain morals.

/s obviously.... at least for me and any normal person

It's because they think trans people are icky.  But the Bible does say ovulating women are supposed to stay away to keep things "clean" and there are hardcore christains that really do believe that men and women should sleep separately outside of procreation.

So it isn't really about separate bathrooms for the different downstairs mixup, it's about keeping icky people away.
 
2021-06-28 1:24:25 PM  

A Cave Geek: I've been on this good earth for over forty years.  I have yet to see a naked person using a public bathroom, Soooo....what's the problem here?


Creepy old dudes want trans girls to have to use their bathroom so they can check thrm out, instead of the time honored "no eye contact, no talking, pretend there is nobody else there" unwritten policy.

/something something wide stance
 
2021-06-28 1:25:24 PM  

dkulprit: cretinbob: I don't understand what the big deal is? Everyone has a unisex bathroom in their house. Why get worked up over them in public?

What are you talking about?  Any normal household has a boys and girls bathroom.

My wife and I share a completely separate bathroom, and my son and daughter will have separate bathrooms when my son is old enough to use the bathroom will use mine.  My daughter and wife have to share the shed bathroom out back, and have to sleep in it while ovulating because they're not allowed to be near us men while "unclean."

Also, the wife and I have our own separate beds because we don't want to give the impression we are doing anything against God.  We shouldn't be sleeping g together unless it's for procreation in Jesus' name.  So we don't want people to get the wrong idea.

The morals of people today are disgusting.  Married people sleeping in same bed?  That is scandalous. I don't care if people claim to be christains, if they don't have a separate ovulation shed and separate beds they aren't living up to Christain morals.

/s obviously.... at least for me and any normal person

It's because they think trans people are icky.  But the Bible does say ovulating women are supposed to stay away to keep things "clean" and there are hardcore christains that really do believe that men and women should sleep separately outside of procreation.

So it isn't really about separate bathrooms for the different downstairs mixup, it's about keeping icky people away.


God hates you regardless.

Because he's a giant dick who lets kids die from cancer.  Just sayin.  We are the ants to God's magnifying glass.
 
2021-06-28 1:26:41 PM  
Vegans should be 100% for this, since it will double their potential audience.
 
2021-06-28 1:27:11 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What would be more useful than separating bathroom by gender would be separating by "intended use" or "probable outcome." Like, one bathroom for the folks who ate Mexican or Indian food and are planning on a category 5 butt blowout. One bathroom for "Just a tinkle; haven't eaten asparagus." One bathroom for "Five minutes of grunting and pushing before releasing a basketball-size chocolate mud baby." One bathroom for "Dropping a big spicy fudge dragon while I yak on my mobile phone."


What about the JO bathroom?
 
2021-06-28 1:27:18 PM  
My wife and I were staying and in a one bathroom AIRBNB and while it was a great place it had one bathroom.

She said "We could retire in a place like this."

So  whilst she was in the shower I said "honey, i am gonna run down the street to use a bathroom". She said"nahh, i am in the shower come on in."

So I went and "destroyed" the bowl.  And she came running out, covered in "soap."  Decided we needed a place with two bathrooms.
 
2021-06-28 1:28:00 PM  
All the time I have spent thinking about where someone else takes a shiat is directly related to assholes that are really worried about where someone else takes a shiat.

If you spend any more time worrying about it than that, there is something seriously wrong with you.   But it is good to see "small government conservatives" attempting to use the weight of the government to regulate where you can take a shiat, and criminalize it if you don't.
 
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