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Mad Scientist [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-06-28 9:23:40 AM  
Once was enough, and I heard it almost three years ago.
 
Skarekrough
2021-06-28 10:30:45 AM  
I just want to hear him say "Beef" randomly every few minutes.

Can we make an app to make that happen?
 
rikdanger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-06-28 11:06:03 AM  

Skarekrough: I just want to hear him say "Beef" randomly every few minutes.

Can we make an app to make that happen?


I'm thinking a Sam Elliott-Harrison Ford grump-off.
 
cnocnanrionnag [TotalFark]
2021-06-28 11:11:33 AM  
Ok, I'll ask it.  What's wrong with his neck?  He can't even get his head perpendicular to his shoulders.  Always leaning to the right....
 
Mr Tarantula
2021-06-28 11:47:00 AM  
I'm in the middle of reading the His Dark Materials series, and it makes me really bummed that the movie series was canned before The Subtle Knife, because Lee Scoresby (Sam's character) features more heavily and has some cool scenes.

I haven't started the second season of the HBO show, but I have a feeling Lin-Manuel Miranda won't bring quite the same gravity to those scenes. And I say this as an LMM fan.
 
Mega Steve
2021-06-28 11:57:52 AM  

cnocnanrionnag: Ok, I'll ask it.  What's wrong with his neck?  He can't even get his head perpendicular to his shoulders.  Always leaning to the right....


Drunk, high, or both
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2021-06-28 11:58:41 AM  

cnocnanrionnag: Ok, I'll ask it.  What's wrong with his neck?  He can't even get his head perpendicular to his shoulders.  Always leaning to the right....


Unfortunately, he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
geocacherphil
2021-06-28 12:17:16 PM  
Some days you eat the bar, someday the bar eats you
 
Hawk24
2021-06-28 12:35:43 PM  
Sam is a goddam hero because he married....

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Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2021-06-28 12:43:48 PM  
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puckrock2000
2021-06-28 1:09:31 PM  
Meh - he's no Christopher Walken.
Lady Gaga's Poker Face read by Christopher Walken - Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - BBC One
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pc_gator [TotalFark]
2021-06-28 1:14:41 PM  
Go the Fuck to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HD
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2021-06-28 7:32:07 PM  

Skarekrough: I just want to hear him say "Beef" randomly every few minutes.

Can we make an app to make that happen?


https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/heres-sam-elliott-listing-off-the-names-of-beef-dishes-just-cause
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut [TotalFark]
2021-06-29 2:35:34 AM  

Mega Steve: cnocnanrionnag: Ok, I'll ask it.  What's wrong with his neck?  He can't even get his head perpendicular to his shoulders.  Always leaning to the right....

Drunk, high, or both


None of the above.  Well, necessarily anyway.  It's just part of his shtick as far as I've ever heard, you aren't the first to ask.  Like Clint Eastwood and the eye twitch thing.
 
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