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(CBS 17)   "Man found dead after being shot multiple times." Yeah, that'll do it   (cbs17.com) divider line
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2021-06-28 5:09:55 AM  
Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...
 
2021-06-28 5:10:17 AM  
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Not always
 
2021-06-28 5:12:49 AM  

Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...


Man found dead multiple times before being shot?
 
2021-06-28 5:26:32 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...

Man found dead multiple times before being shot?


Man shot multiple times after being found dead?
 
2021-06-28 5:28:28 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: leeksfromchichis: Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...

Man found dead multiple times before being shot?

Man shot multiple times after being found dead?


"The dead find a man and shoot him multiple times, also dead."
 
2021-06-28 5:42:51 AM  

omg bbq: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: leeksfromchichis: Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...

Man found dead multiple times before being shot?

Man shot multiple times after being found dead?

"The dead find a man and shoot him multiple times, also dead."


Jerry Garcia still rolling in his grave after guy responsible for "Your Body Is a Wonderland" continues to perform with Dead & Co.
 
2021-06-28 6:13:03 AM  

Braaaaaaaaaaaap: omg bbq: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: leeksfromchichis: Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...

Man found dead multiple times before being shot?

Man shot multiple times after being found dead?

"The dead find a man and shoot him multiple times, also dead."

Jerry Garcia still rolling in his grave after guy responsible for "Your Body Is a Wonderland" continues to perform with Dead & Co.


Being rounded up with John RapeEyes Mayer is a terrible thing.
 
2021-06-28 6:44:48 AM  
I concur: the police shot the dead guy several times when they got to the scene. Perhaps we should encourage this so that they won't be so anxious to kill living people as much.
 
2021-06-28 7:22:04 AM  

mofa: I concur: the police shot the dead guy several times when they got to the scene. Perhaps we should encourage this so that they won't be so anxious to kill living people as much.


Look, the corpse kept sitting up and demanding Brains. what else were they supposed to do?!
 
2021-06-28 7:51:19 AM  

Jeff5: Better than the alternative "Man found dead before being shot multiple times."...


How do YOU know he wasn't a zombie?
 
2021-06-28 8:37:30 AM  
Sounds like natural causes.

I mean, it's perfectly natural to die after being shot repeatedly.
 
2021-06-28 8:48:22 AM  
I am SHOCKED to hear a violent act occurred in Fayetteville, NC.
Usually it's multiple violent acts.

This is the second deadly shooting that happened in Fayetteville on Sunday.

OK, now I'm not shocked.
 
2021-06-28 9:06:06 AM  
Man: I think my friend is dead!
911: Ok...let's make sure he's actually dead.
Man: BRB. *blam!* yep. He's dead.
 
2021-06-28 9:35:37 AM  
Was he shot or was it one of those he fell down the stairs and landed on the bullets situations?
 
2021-06-28 10:18:25 AM  

groppet: Was he shot or was it one of those he fell down the stairs and landed on the bullets situations?


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2021-06-28 11:02:39 AM  
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Obtuse.  Don't be.
 
2021-06-28 11:09:13 AM  
Well, he actually died of a Heart Attack. But you just can't pass up an opportunity for target practice like that...
 
2021-06-28 12:45:08 PM  
Well, there goes his chances to qualify for Wikipedia's "List of Unusual Deaths": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of​_​unusual_deaths
 
2021-06-28 5:53:47 PM  
DNRTFA, was it a suicide ?
 
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