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6665 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2021 at 9:30 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-27 6:08:12 PM  
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2021-06-27 6:12:22 PM  
Slightly less fake looking than the real WWE.
 
2021-06-27 6:13:22 PM  
There are no good gender reveals.
 
2021-06-27 6:23:18 PM  
This is the first gender reveal that I have ever watched so I can't disagree subby.  I lol'd though.
 
2021-06-27 6:27:32 PM  
They didn't use tannerite and accidentally start a forest fire, so I'd call that a success.
 
2021-06-27 6:27:38 PM  
They both sold for each other, there was no awkward commercial segment in the middle, nobody teleported?  I barely recognize this as wrestling!
 
2021-06-27 6:28:04 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Slightly less fake looking than the real WWE.


The chair was a nice move
 
2021-06-27 6:52:53 PM  
It's an it.
 
2021-06-27 7:26:49 PM  

Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.


This bear is repeating 
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2021-06-27 9:14:25 PM  
This is proof that even the most creative and elaborate gender reveal concepts are still stupid.
 
2021-06-27 9:22:22 PM  

Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.



Sure there is; when the fetus is birthed.

It's a magical moment if you don't know ahead of time, and can't be replicated by idiotic stunts.
 
2021-06-27 9:33:35 PM  
Everyone died?

Very disappointed.
 
2021-06-27 9:34:50 PM  
Spoilers: It was a double-knockout.

Mom miscarried.
 
2021-06-27 9:35:35 PM  
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2021-06-27 9:36:18 PM  
I'll let my kid hit puberty and make up their own mind.
 
2021-06-27 9:36:48 PM  

Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.


Well.....

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2021-06-27 9:37:08 PM  
I prefered the one where the pregnant lady farted blue glitter. That took committment and creativity.
 
2021-06-27 9:37:11 PM  
Oh sure, this gets thirty-two thousand Likes, but I reveal my gender to just one lady on the #17 bus, and two minutes later I'm in the back of a squad car.
 
2021-06-27 9:40:21 PM  
Yet when I gender-reveal, suddenly I'm "under arrest" and registered as a "sex offender" and no longer "welcome" at Cold Stone Dairy.
 
2021-06-27 9:41:46 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: Oh sure, this gets thirty-two thousand Likes, but I reveal my gender to just one lady on the #17 bus, and two minutes later I'm in the back of a squad car.


Takes off pants, shakes tiny fist.

That didn't come out right.

Or did it?
 
2021-06-27 9:43:21 PM  
I hate this country sometimes.
 
2021-06-27 9:44:24 PM  
I want to see a party where they stage an elaborate presentation that culminates in an explosion that reveals which of two dudes is the dad.
 
2021-06-27 9:44:30 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: Oh sure, this gets thirty-two thousand Likes, but I reveal my gender to just one lady on the #17 bus, and two minutes later I'm in the back of a squad car.


BuckTurgidson: Yet when I gender-reveal, suddenly I'm "under arrest" and registered as a "sex offender" and no longer "welcome" at Cold Stone Dairy.


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2021-06-27 9:48:37 PM  
Congrats on your kids genitals.
 
2021-06-27 9:48:43 PM  
Nobody apart from your immediate family cares what gender your baby is.

/same with marriage. Elope.
 
2021-06-27 9:49:44 PM  

Badmoodman: Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.


Sure there is; when the fetus is birthed.

It's a magical moment if you don't know ahead of time, and can't be replicated by idiotic stunts.


That's a genital reveal. Gender and genitals are not the same thing.
 
2021-06-27 9:50:28 PM  
Not gonna lie, I think wrestling and gender reveal things are stupid but that was actually entertaining as hell
 
2021-06-27 9:50:57 PM  
At least they didn't burn down 40,000+ of acres of forest.
 
2021-06-27 9:51:16 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.

Well.....

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We hate you
 
2021-06-27 9:51:54 PM  
This was hilarious.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has no sense of humor. :D

/The best part was when they brought in the chair.
//Yes yes, I'm concerned that they gathered so many people, but it's outdoors and hopefully the high risk people are vaccinated.
 
2021-06-27 9:51:57 PM  
I mean on the one hand nobody got hurt and everyone involved was presumably voluntarily involved on the other hand BAH GAWD KING THE CROWD GOES MILD
 
2021-06-27 9:53:27 PM  

Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.


My bro did a gender reveal with a cake. I like cake. Cake is good. The cake isnt a lie.
 
2021-06-27 9:53:59 PM  
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2021-06-27 9:55:34 PM  
No explody forest fires? Okay.
 
2021-06-27 9:55:39 PM  

ArkAngel: HighlanderRPI: Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.

Well.....

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We hate you


Now, you can't speak for everybody. The Jesus part is what a third or so of the country faps to.

/stated fraction subject to independent verification
 
2021-06-27 9:57:01 PM  
That whole "head bobbing on his crotch" thing isn't really helping.

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2021-06-27 9:58:28 PM  
Pheobe Cates would beg to differ.
 
2021-06-27 10:00:48 PM  
Man, I hate gender reveals.
Except this one.  It was a good take.
 
2021-06-27 10:02:44 PM  

kayanlau: That whole "head bobbing on his crotch" thing isn't really helping.

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Just in case of switch insurance?

Can't be too careful in the ring.
 
2021-06-27 10:04:03 PM  

ArkAngel: HighlanderRPI: Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.

Well.....

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We hate you


You should ask him for the original...
 
2021-06-27 10:04:05 PM  
The only gender reveal party I'd see would be produced by early John Waters.
 
2021-06-27 10:04:29 PM  
Then they kiss and have sexy gay makeouts.
 
2021-06-27 10:05:04 PM  

Mztlplx: There are no good gender reveals.


All frivolous excuses for parties are terrible.

Birthdays, father's day, Christmas, you name it.

People shouldn't get together with family and friends for fun.
 
2021-06-27 10:05:24 PM  
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gender reveal party
 
2021-06-27 10:06:30 PM  
This has got to be the stupidest way that people celebrate breeding.
 
2021-06-27 10:08:00 PM  
I enjoyed it.  Thanks subby
 
2021-06-27 10:09:43 PM  

OdradekRex: It's an it.


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2021-06-27 10:13:10 PM  
Hey!

So, it's Pride Month.

Don't do gender reveals. Don't go to them. Don't support them. Tell your relatives and friends not to do them. Seriously. They are deeply harmful to the queer community (as well as to heterosexuals who don't fit gender norms).

Thanks.

Signed,

A Queer.
 
2021-06-27 10:14:17 PM  
Nobody died? No forest fire? Well that is kind of lame.
 
2021-06-27 10:27:20 PM  
I have to ask. Is the baby mixed?
 
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