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(The Daily Beast)   Andrew Giuliani uses parking lot to rant about suspension of his dad's law license, is apparently only 3 feet tall   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Rudy Giuliani, Andrew Cuomo, George Pataki, five-judge panel, David Paterson, New York City, Andrew Giuliani, Liberal Party of New York  
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2021-06-24 5:17:01 PM  
That's the same angle that much older people on work zoom calls seem to use
 
2021-06-24 5:23:55 PM  
Heh
 
2021-06-24 5:24:22 PM  
He's having a melt down
 
2021-06-24 5:30:57 PM  
That "sir, this is an Arby's" joke is just getting more and more realistic.
 
2021-06-24 5:34:23 PM  
Rudy did do everything by the book.

The problem is that book was not a book, but was instead a glass jar filled with Trump's farts and fumes from scorched MyPillow stuffing.
 
2021-06-24 5:37:24 PM  
In a video filmed in a parking lot, and mysteriously featuring him from the shoulders up only,

Thankfully, Giuliani assumed it was a Zoom cal.
 
2021-06-24 5:37:24 PM  
It was the parking lot of the National Press Club...For Men.
 
2021-06-24 5:37:45 PM  
"Giuliani studied marketing, management, and sociology at Duke University graduating in May 2009 with a Bachelor of Arts degree."

Giuliani sucks.
 
2021-06-24 5:39:42 PM  
I too am very upset by these shenanigans!

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2021-06-24 5:40:58 PM  

gopher321: "Giuliani studied marketing, management, and sociology at Duke University graduating in May 2009 with a Bachelor of Arts degree."

Giuliani sucks.


You're supposed to pluralize the collective, not the verb.

"Giulianis suck" is both grammatically correct and factual.

/s
 
2021-06-24 5:46:57 PM  
Next he'll be ranting about Derek Jeter.

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2021-06-24 6:21:26 PM  
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Q&D
 
2021-06-24 6:28:58 PM  
I'm getting some action on my reply to him. ;)
https://twitter.com/helchose/status/1​4​08129932866191360
 
2021-06-24 6:35:02 PM  
What is it with these guys with lots? Can't just invite the press to an office like normal people? Do they think that the traffic noise lends them authenticity?
 
2021-06-24 6:41:35 PM  
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2021-06-24 6:42:47 PM  

make me some tea: I'm getting some action on my reply to him. ;)
https://twitter.com/helchose/status/14​08129932866191360


Aaaand that's a follow.
 
2021-06-24 6:43:49 PM  

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2021-06-24 6:45:34 PM  
Forced perspective.  It's the same trick Peter Jackson used to make Elijah Wood look taller.
 
2021-06-24 6:48:04 PM  
"daddy is ruining his name that I have been using to make myself seem successful"
 
2021-06-24 6:49:22 PM  
"cancer that needs to be cut out."

That would accurately describe you, your father, every other Trumper, and the entire GQP.
 
2021-06-24 6:49:57 PM  
Was Four Seasons booked?
 
2021-06-24 6:50:59 PM  
That's some unfortunate genetics.
 
2021-06-24 6:52:14 PM  
Where's the Four Seasons Landscaping sign?
 
2021-06-24 6:53:12 PM  
"In my seventy-five years in New York politics I've never seen such a politically motivated hatchet job!"
 
2021-06-24 6:55:03 PM  
I don't even care what his Dad thinks  ..
 
2021-06-24 6:55:49 PM  

hubiestubert: What is it with these guys with lots? Can't just invite the press to an office like normal people? Do they think that the traffic noise lends them authenticity?


They just happened to be there, in a suit, and someone asked them a question?

People making videos in front of books they just bought for show is the same.

Like, I have books, but they're not for show books. It's easy to tell the difference.
 
2021-06-24 6:57:04 PM  
Hey. It's me. Andrew. Wanna give a shout out to Applebee's for clearing this spot by the grease pits for me. I'm still as tall as I was on 9/11. And dad still slaps my hands away when I reach for the microphone. I love the Yankees. And sparkly girls like dad brings home. K. Gotta poop now. Bye.
 
2021-06-24 6:57:38 PM  
I'm glad he's angry. It wouldn't be any fun if he didn't care.
 
2021-06-24 6:58:07 PM  
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2021-06-24 6:58:49 PM  

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Missed it by that^much!
 
2021-06-24 7:00:09 PM  
That's my boy

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a drip off the old cock.
 
2021-06-24 7:00:49 PM  
Chris Farley made andy seem a lot smarter than he is in real life.
 
2021-06-24 7:01:40 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Rudy did do everything by the book.

The problem is that book was not a book, but was instead a glass jar filled with Trump's farts and fumes from scorched MyPillow stuffing.


1 guy 1 jar
 
2021-06-24 7:02:10 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: hubiestubert: What is it with these guys with lots? Can't just invite the press to an office like normal people? Do they think that the traffic noise lends them authenticity?

They just happened to be there, in a suit, and someone asked them a question?

People making videos in front of books they just bought for show is the same.

Like, I have books, but they're not for show books. It's easy to tell the difference.


Did the post he taped his phone to ask him the question?
 
2021-06-24 7:02:16 PM  

koder: gopher321: "Giuliani studied marketing, management, and sociology at Duke University graduating in May 2009 with a Bachelor of Arts degree."

Giuliani sucks.

You're supposed to pluralize the collective, not the verb.

"Giulianis suck" is both grammatically correct and factual.

/s


What is that sarcasm tag doing?
 
2021-06-24 7:02:50 PM  
Dude looks like a cryptid. Add a bunch of grain to the picture and a story about how this was the last picture taken from a missing hiker in leprechaun territory.
 
2021-06-24 7:03:35 PM  
Why do these people's children keep thinking we give a shiat about their opinions?
 
2021-06-24 7:05:27 PM  
That is one angry little person.

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2021-06-24 7:06:21 PM  
Did this guy's mother like to visit Toronto, or maybe Niagara region some years back? Because on this photo he looks strangely like a slimmer version of one of the Fords...

/ Also, has a face that just asks for a brick...
 
2021-06-24 7:13:16 PM  

hubiestubert: What is it with these guys with lots? Can't just invite the press to an office like normal people? Do they think that the traffic noise lends them authenticity?


Perhaps they're imitating disgraced, treasonous loser donald t**** and his "hold a 'press conference' right by the fully-spun-up Marine One helicopter" schtick?
 
2021-06-24 7:14:17 PM  
🎶Giuli...Giuliani
Only three feet tall.🎶

🎶Giuli...Giuliani
Dumbest little mob-let of them all.🎶
 
2021-06-24 7:14:29 PM  
Rudy manages to spectacularly fail at reproducing properly as well as most other matters. How is that so?

Oh, right, the cousin-f*cking...
 
2021-06-24 7:14:46 PM  
He's really taking this "angry talking head" thing literally.
 
2021-06-24 7:16:07 PM  
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2021-06-24 7:16:11 PM  

enry: It was the parking lot of the National Press Club...For Men.


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...for men

The f*ck is that humanoid turd doing there, then?
 
2021-06-24 7:16:17 PM  
Also any law-talking folks around to weigh on on this?

From Andrew's words I can hear hints of a threat of political violence against the appellate judges, of whom he names names. Considering his audience, any potential violation here?

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2021-06-24 7:16:53 PM  
Have we considered the possibility that he wasn't wearing pants?
 
2021-06-24 7:17:09 PM  
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2021-06-24 7:17:22 PM  

kkinnison: "daddy is ruining his name that I have been using to make myself seem successful"


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seem successful

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.
 
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