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2021-06-24 10:47:00 AM  
Ftfa
I see only two options that make sense: The New Orleans Saints, which apparently sniffed at signing Brady last year; and the Denver Broncos, which have butchered the position, other than adding Peyton Manning, for nearly two decades since John Elway retired.

oof, no kidding subby.
 
2021-06-24 10:56:21 AM  
The Eagle-Tribune proves proper grammar, is not, a prerequisite for a journalism employment

Well...the commas are unnecessary and 'a journalism employment'?
 
2021-06-24 12:07:54 PM  
Hi Mr Johnson exclaimed Bob Where do you want me to put these punctuation marks Oh just stick them there at the end of the following sentence answered Mr Johnson Okay said Bob".!"."?"",,".."!".
 
2021-06-24 2:49:11 PM  

Badmoodman: The Eagle-Tribune proves proper grammar, is not, a prerequisite for a journalism employment

Well...the commas are unnecessary and 'a journalism employment'?


that'sthejoke.jpg
 
2021-06-24 2:49:40 PM  

HawgWild: Hi Mr Johnson exclaimed Bob Where do you want me to put these punctuation marks Oh just stick them there at the end of the following sentence answered Mr Johnson Okay said Bob".!"."?"",,".."!".


Why would they ask the lead singer of the Grateful Dead?
 
2021-06-24 2:51:56 PM  

king of vegas: HawgWild: Hi Mr Johnson exclaimed Bob Where do you want me to put these punctuation marks Oh just stick them there at the end of the following sentence answered Mr Johnson Okay said Bob".!"."?"",,".."!".

Why would they ask the lead singer of the Grateful Dead?


Nah, I stole that from Dave Barry ...
 
2021-06-24 2:54:14 PM  
Some people can write, some people cannot.
 
2021-06-24 3:06:14 PM  
I'm more curious to know why this illiterate rando thinks he has any business writing on this topic. What the fark does he know about anything?
 
2021-06-24 3:24:01 PM  

Murflette: Ftfa
I see only two options that make sense: The New Orleans Saints, which apparently sniffed at signing Brady last year; and the Denver Broncos, which have butchered the position, other than adding Peyton Manning, for nearly two decades since John Elway retired.

oof, no kidding subby.


you are supposed to read it in Christopher Walken's voice.
 
2021-06-24 3:38:09 PM  

Murflette: Ftfa
I see only two options that make sense: The New Orleans Saints, which apparently sniffed at signing Brady last year; and the Denver Broncos, which have butchered the position, other than adding Peyton Manning, for nearly two decades since John Elway retired.

oof, no kidding subby.


that reads like a repeat fark headline with better spelling
 
2021-06-24 4:51:05 PM  
Given that newspapers right now pay less than the local McDonald's and at least the customers don't think you're part of some stupid conspiracy when you're cooking fries...yeah.

/worked at McDonald's and in journalism
 
2021-06-24 5:34:28 PM  

IAmRight: Given that newspapers right now pay less than the local McDonald's and at least the customers don't think you're part of some stupid conspiracy when you're cooking fries...yeah.

/worked at McDonald's and in journalism


I get it. I worked in media for 12 years. I didn't get a raise for 11 of them.
 
2021-06-24 6:06:29 PM  

king of vegas: Badmoodman: The Eagle-Tribune proves proper grammar, is not, a prerequisite for a journalism employment

Well...the commas are unnecessary and 'a journalism employment'?

that'sthejoke.jpg


That's not grammar, that's punctuation.
 
2021-06-24 7:43:14 PM  
The eagle tribune is garbage. I say that as it being a local newspaper to me growing up. Always has been. Always will be. At least it's still an independent newspaper.
 
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