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(Deadline)   What's the deal with Pop Tarts: The Movie   (deadline.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Jerry Seinfeld, Bee Movie, Seinfeld, English-language films, DreamWorks, lucrative deal, Unfrosted deal, Seinfeld's relationship  
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2021-06-23 4:47:04 PM  
That's Matt Lauer.
 
2021-06-23 5:11:00 PM  
Will that same guy from the sitcom do the music and insert lots of popping sounds into the pop tart story soundtrack?
 
2021-06-23 5:16:41 PM  

Mugato: That's Matt Lauer.


Jerry sez: "Can you BELIEVE how much I turned out to look like Matt Lauer?"

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2021-06-23 5:17:55 PM  
"Yeah, uh, what is a Pop-Top?"

"We take a toaster tart, we shave off the top, and that's served on a bed of kind of crumbled toaster tart."

"I'll have that and a --"

"Fruit punch.  It's all we got."

"All righty.  You have cherry?"

"Well, maybe."

"Maybe? What is maybe?"

"Maybe is, we have red."
 
2021-06-23 5:18:45 PM  
"An auction quietly has been playing out for several days, and Seinfeld's relationship with Netflix's Ted Sarandos was helpful in swinging the deal to the streamer."

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen is how you get your garbage produced and streamed. Jerry Seinfeld is past his expiration date by about two decades. All he's got left are grievances and showing off his clunckers.
 
2021-06-23 5:24:02 PM  
Jerry, you got so much money from the show named after you, please just leave us alone. Please.
 
2021-06-23 5:26:06 PM  

Kris_Romm: Mugato: That's Matt Lauer.

Jerry sez: "Can you BELIEVE how much I turned out to look like Matt Lauer?"

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Seinfeld always looked like Stevie Wonder.  That's how he bagged those Carson gigs.
 
2021-06-23 5:28:35 PM  
Meh - I'm more of a toaster strudel person myself. Better yet - a BBC documentary about Marmite presented by Lucy Worsley dressed as a crumpet (& I'm completely aroused).
 
2021-06-23 5:29:14 PM  
Netflix last year made a global deal to stream episodes of Seinfeld for five years, beginning later this year

So we will finally have an opportunity to discover this "Seinfeld" show that has been written about in so much lore?
 
2021-06-23 5:36:36 PM  
Everytime they say tart, they double the speed of the movie.

/the bee movie memes were funny enough to contrast tiger king
 
2021-06-23 5:48:24 PM  
Maybe he's a nice guy in person but every time I see him he seems like a huge dick.
 
2021-06-23 5:49:45 PM  
Is it about an all girl pop band?
 
2021-06-23 5:50:13 PM  
"I mean what does 'pop' mean? And they aren't even tart!  You know what's great? Strudel! That's a breakfast you have to work for...."
 
2021-06-23 7:07:09 PM  
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My favourite pop tart was Cherry Pop Tart.
 
2021-06-23 8:08:18 PM  

teto85: [Fark user image image 850x850]
My favourite pop tart was Cherry Pop Tart.


Came here to say this.
 
2021-06-23 8:30:11 PM  
I'd eat them more often if it weren't so easy to break them into a million pieces.
 
2021-06-23 8:32:22 PM  
"Unfrosted" -- I like it already!
 
2021-06-23 8:35:50 PM  
Isn't PopTarts a Jim Gaffigan thing?
 
2021-06-23 8:46:31 PM  
Sorry Jerry, but Paula got the jump on you with Pop-Tart jokes.

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2021-06-23 9:07:58 PM  

Volts5000: Sorry Jerry, but Paula got the jump on you with Pop-Tart jokes.

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Paula's great, but I never got the bit with her dressing like a cross between a clown and a barbershop quartet participant.
 
2021-06-23 9:10:03 PM  

Volts5000: Sorry Jerry, but Paula got the jump on you with Pop-Tart jokes. [siouxfallsorpheum.com image 272x328]


Wow, Robin Williams really butched up.
 
2021-06-23 10:54:21 PM  
Tot Parts: The Horror Movie
 
2021-06-23 11:00:01 PM  

Kris_Romm: Volts5000: Sorry Jerry, but Paula got the jump on you with Pop-Tart jokes.

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Paula's great, but I never got the bit with her dressing like a cross between a clown and a barbershop quartet participant.


Uh... it's a little thing called "style"
 
2021-06-24 9:23:36 AM  
I'll wait for the Asylum version. Post Toastems
 
2021-06-24 7:05:17 PM  

WhippingBoi: Kris_Romm: Volts5000: Sorry Jerry, but Paula got the jump on you with Pop-Tart jokes.

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Paula's great, but I never got the bit with her dressing like a cross between a clown and a barbershop quartet participant.

Uh... it's a little thing called "style"


Very little.  Microscopic, even.
 
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