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(WTAE)   Pizza shop employee uses smartwatch to seek help during robbery. That's a Dick Tracey move   (wtae.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh metropolitan area, Shashanareddy Gaddu, Miambo Maombi, Allegheny County police, armed robberies, traffic stop, convenience stores  
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2205 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2021 at 8:31 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-23 7:53:34 PM  
* Tracy.

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2021-06-23 8:34:55 PM  
Swatching the detectives.
 
2021-06-23 8:36:19 PM  
Or Jimmy Olsen
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2021-06-23 8:43:46 PM  
 
2021-06-23 8:46:36 PM  
Miambo Maombi is one hell of a way to make yourself known by several anagramatic aliases
 
2021-06-23 8:46:57 PM  
If you don't have a smartwatch, there's always the backup option:

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2021-06-23 9:00:47 PM  
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What kind of idiot straps his only means of emergency communication to his wrist?  They always tie you up!
 
2021-06-23 9:02:13 PM  
The last time I pulled a Dick Tracy move at work I had a chat with HR and a mandatory vacation to find my true calling in life. And some restraining orders. It was a damn good likeness though.

/pro tip: use ballpoint, avoid markers and paint pens
 
2021-06-23 9:05:03 PM  
Now I'm Prune Tracy!
 
2021-06-23 9:06:41 PM  
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2021-06-23 9:09:23 PM  

Fano: Now I'm Prune Tracy!


Take that, Dick Face!
 
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2021-06-23 9:19:12 PM  

likwidflame: Miambo Maombi is one hell of a way to make yourself known by several anagramatic aliases


Yeah, it's not often you find someone whose first name is an anagram of their last name.
 
2021-06-23 9:20:56 PM  

likwidflame: Miambo Maombi


Pretty good cartoon supervillain name too. He'll probably be squaring off against the Powerpuff Girls next.
 
2021-06-23 9:47:22 PM  

likwidflame: Miambo Maombi is one hell of a way to make yourself known by several anagramatic aliases


Miambo Number Five? Miambo Vice?
 
2021-06-23 9:47:44 PM  
If we continue educating the criminals with sensational news reporting, they'll collect watches and soon be smarter than the police.

Then they'll run for the Presidency.

/too late?
 
2021-06-23 9:47:55 PM  

db2: likwidflame: Miambo Maombi is one hell of a way to make yourself known by several anagramatic aliases

Yeah, it's not often you find someone whose first name is an anagram of their last name.


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2021-06-23 9:59:04 PM  
"Suspect forced West View Domino's manager into cooler"

I still remember the Brown's Chicken massacre. The guy is lucky to be alive.
 
2021-06-23 11:43:13 PM  
Mumbo number 5?
 
2021-06-24 12:46:04 AM  

cheap_thoughts: Mumbo number 5?


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2021-06-24 1:09:09 AM  
I was going to ask what pizza shop employee can afford a smart watch but then I remembered this is America and we have debt.
 
2021-06-24 2:05:03 AM  

You Die!: I was going to ask what pizza shop employee can afford a smart watch but then I remembered this is America and we have debt.


$300 for a smartwatch with cellular is hardly out of reach of a general manager of a Domino's Pizza shop.
 
2021-06-24 9:49:34 PM  

Mock26: "Suspect forced West View Domino's manager into cooler"

I still remember the Brown's Chicken massacre. The guy is lucky to be alive.


That was my first thought - getting robbed is one thing, but when the robbers start herding people into a cooler or back room, things are likely to get much worse.
 
2021-06-24 10:40:31 PM  
A Dick Cheney move would've been to shoot the robber in the head.
 
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