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2021-06-23 9:26:01 AM  
He's caught in a trap
And he can't walk out
 
2021-06-23 10:34:58 AM  
Nice reference, subby. That was a fun thread.
 
2021-06-23 1:51:23 PM  
By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.
 
2021-06-23 5:22:20 PM  
The tentacles of this story reach lots of suckers.
 
2021-06-23 5:22:35 PM  
I could go for some calamari right now

/get in mah bellah
 
2021-06-23 5:25:25 PM  
In before someone makes a lame fish jo...

...oh. I see.
 
2021-06-23 5:28:12 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: In before someone makes a lame fish jo...

...oh. I see.


We're just squidding...
 
2021-06-23 5:28:15 PM  

Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.


If Trump wasn't genuinely powerful, he would have been in prison well before 2016.

IOKIYAR doesn't just apply to elected Republicans.
 
2021-06-23 5:28:33 PM  
"Slimy Calamari" was the nickname reserved for UK's basketball coach but I guess we can broaden its usage here...
 
2021-06-23 5:29:18 PM  
PoliticusUSA, so I'm guessing this is about an actual plate of calamari that the author thinks will finally put Trump behind bars.
 
2021-06-23 5:32:59 PM  
There has to be a tentacle porn reference here somewhere?
 
2021-06-23 5:37:41 PM  
Fact: Matt Calamari is actually made out of pig anuses.

The feds have figured it out and will use it as leverage to flip him.
 
2021-06-23 5:39:34 PM  
Many Bothans died to bring him this information.
 
2021-06-23 5:39:47 PM  
Oh fark off. He knows shot and won't say shiat.
 
2021-06-23 5:39:50 PM  

kbronsito: Fact: Matt Calamari is actually made out of pig anuses.


Except his face. He's got an Octo-puss.
 
2021-06-23 5:42:21 PM  

Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.


Bezos just writes a check and 50,000 people are employed in your state.

Trump writes a check and it bounces.

Trump isn't wealthy. But he has power.
 
2021-06-23 5:44:43 PM  

WalkingSedgwick: Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.

If Trump wasn't genuinely powerful, he would have been in prison well before 2016.

IOKIYAR doesn't just apply to elected Republicans.


Trump didn't get a way with sh*t because he was powerful. He got a way with it because until he was put in charge of the country, nobody cared.
 
2021-06-23 5:46:36 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.

Bezos just writes a check and 50,000 people are employed in your state.

Trump writes a check and it bounces.

Trump isn't wealthy. But he has power.


So the check to Cohen bounced, Cohen went to prison and Stormy never got the money she charged Trump for sex?
 
2021-06-23 5:48:12 PM  

Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.


His ex-wife is the new Soros. She is already in the sights of the morons.
 
2021-06-23 5:49:00 PM  
So, he'll be the next "suicide"?
 
2021-06-23 5:51:06 PM  
Ain't nothin' gonn' happen.
 
2021-06-23 5:53:47 PM  
I refuse to believe that Calamari was his birth name. He had to have changed it just to get Italian mobster bonafides. Just look at this guy. Admittedly 'Matthew the Squid' doesn't sound nearly as cool
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2021-06-23 5:53:48 PM  
Dollar Store Escobar knows what now?

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2021-06-23 5:54:10 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Night Train to Wakanda: Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.

Bezos just writes a check and 50,000 people are employed in your state.

Trump writes a check and it bounces.

Trump isn't wealthy. But he has power.

So the check to Cohen bounced, Cohen went to prison and Stormy never got the money she charged Trump for sex?


Bezos lost 35,000 on a poker hand.
Trump is no where near his level of wealth.
 
2021-06-23 5:58:23 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Be polite walk on the right: Night Train to Wakanda: Naido: By the way, this stuff is how you know that Trump isn't genuinely powerful.  There's no state agency beating the bushes to find a way to put Bezos in jail.  Everyone involved would've been fired by now.

Bezos just writes a check and 50,000 people are employed in your state.

Trump writes a check and it bounces.

Trump isn't wealthy. But he has power.

So the check to Cohen bounced, Cohen went to prison and Stormy never got the money she charged Trump for sex?

Bezos lost 35,000 on a poker hand.
Trump is no where near his level of wealth.


He lost a lot more than 35,000
 
2021-06-23 6:00:32 PM  
I hope the calamari doesn't turn out to be pork bung.  That would be really disappointing.
 
2021-06-23 6:01:07 PM  
With that head and one big hand he looks like a Dick Tracy villain. Fist Face.
 
2021-06-23 6:06:17 PM  
Na naaaaaaaaa, nanana NA NA na na, na naaa na nanana.....
 
2021-06-23 6:09:37 PM  

King Something: Na naaaaaaaaa, nanana NA NA na na, na naaa na nanana.....


Yeah yeah, we know.  He's cooked.  His chances of getting out of this are fried.
 
2021-06-23 6:12:20 PM  

King Something: Na naaaaaaaaa, nanana NA NA na na, na naaa na nanana.....


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2021-06-23 6:13:10 PM  
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2021-06-23 6:16:35 PM  
I wonder if he's neighbors with Tommy Scungilli?
 
2021-06-23 6:18:04 PM  
It kinda betrays what a chickenshiat, rinky-dink outfit the Trump organization is when the meathead who started out as muscle is promoted to COO.
 
2021-06-23 6:19:21 PM  
There's going to be a lot of ink spilled on this revelation.
 
2021-06-23 6:38:15 PM  
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2021-06-23 7:09:40 PM  
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2021-06-23 7:18:26 PM  

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Jaja

Pig Bung
 
2021-06-23 7:34:41 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Bezos lost 35,000 on a poker hand.
Trump is no where near his level of wealth.


$35,000 is less than pocket change for Bezos. Even if his investments extracted a zero rate of return and he was never paid again, Bezos could spend $450,000 and hour for the next fifty years and not run out of money.

People have no real understanding about how much of our productive wealth the idle rich have stolen for themselves.
 
2021-06-23 7:47:50 PM  

WalkingSedgwick: Night Train to Wakanda: Bezos lost 35,000 on a poker hand.
Trump is no where near his level of wealth.

$35,000 is less than pocket change for Bezos. Even if his investments extracted a zero rate of return and he was never paid again, Bezos could spend $450,000 and hour for the next fifty years and not run out of money.

People have no real understanding about how much of our productive wealth the idle rich have stolen for themselves.


A good way to demonstrate it is to consider that if you earned $1 per hour since 1 AD, today you would have $17 710 000.

/If that calculation's incorrect, I'm pre-blaming Wolfram Alpha.
 
2021-06-23 8:07:25 PM  
Blah blah blah, America.

Indictments, or STFU.
 
2021-06-23 8:37:03 PM  
If Weisselberg won't cooperate then why isn't he being indicted?

Those are the options, right? Squeal or you get the clink. He's not squealing so toss him into Club Fed.
 
2021-06-23 9:25:15 PM  
I hope he doesn't clam up.
 
2021-06-23 9:31:14 PM  

iron de havilland: WalkingSedgwick: Night Train to Wakanda: Bezos lost 35,000 on a poker hand.
Trump is no where near his level of wealth.

$35,000 is less than pocket change for Bezos. Even if his investments extracted a zero rate of return and he was never paid again, Bezos could spend $450,000 and hour for the next fifty years and not run out of money.

People have no real understanding about how much of our productive wealth the idle rich have stolen for themselves.

A good way to demonstrate it is to consider that if you earned $1 per hour since 1 AD, today you would have $17 710 000.

/If that calculation's incorrect, I'm pre-blaming Wolfram Alpha.


It's somewhere in that range, $17.7M and change.
 
2021-06-23 9:41:11 PM  

Ishkur: If Weisselberg won't cooperate then why isn't he being indicted?


Geez. He is.  Just not this moment.  Calamari is just additional pressure on Weisselberg, that's all.

They likely know it won't work. But it's a brick in a wall to help panic Trump.  Weisselberg will be charged soon enough.  Definitely before Cy Vance leaves, at the outside.
 
2021-06-23 11:21:23 PM  
How long did Mussolini's trial last..?
 
2021-06-23 11:38:50 PM  

Kris_Romm: The tentacles of this story reach lots of suckers.


I read that as "testicles," then I realized that Donnie doesn't have any.
 
2021-06-25 1:25:03 AM  

phamwaa: Kris_Romm: The tentacles of this story reach lots of suckers.

I read that as "testicles," then I realized that Donnie doesn't have any.


No, but Donny does know a lot about suckers.
 
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