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(Insider)   Delano man found with 21 tons of hot nuts. Even the Fark mascot is impressed   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Kern County, California, Semi-trailer truck, pounds of pistachios, Pistachio, Police, Tulare County, California, Truck, Crime  
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2021-06-22 5:32:04 AM  
What a nut.
2021-06-22 5:37:10 AM  
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Not much to do in Fresno.
2021-06-22 5:37:20 AM  
Hot Nuts (Get 'em from the Peanut Man) by Georgia White
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2021-06-22 5:45:00 AM  
It's only 15 tons once shelled.
2021-06-22 5:51:57 AM  
Insanity defense is a lock!
2021-06-22 5:52:17 AM  
Somebody must love nuts.
2021-06-22 5:52:52 AM  
Deez Nuts!!!! Got eem!!!
2021-06-22 6:09:56 AM  
Cops: "Free nuts!"
2021-06-22 6:12:00 AM  
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2021-06-22 6:17:55 AM  
Why steal them?
Many people would offer their nuts for free.
2021-06-22 6:27:16 AM  
Got to assume 7.6 million includes the cost of the trailers but that's still a lot of nuts.

/Bootleg Nuts is the name of my cross dressing Spice Girls tribute band
//You can call me
2021-06-22 7:03:58 AM  
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2021-06-22 7:36:35 AM  
"Nut heists were on the rise between 2014 and 2017 after organized crime rings stole more than $7.6 million worth of California nuts"

Crop math...
2021-06-22 7:54:12 AM Full Size

Peanuts....To you...
2021-06-22 8:03:13 AM  
2021-06-22 8:11:48 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Cops: "Free nuts!"

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2021-06-22 9:02:25 AM  

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Thank you, I can rest.
2021-06-22 9:44:22 AM  
I'm like a crack addict around these things !!
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2021-06-22 10:47:03 AM  
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984) - Clip #24 - The Nerds Get In
2021-06-22 11:55:03 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: It's only 15 tons once shelled.

I didn't know that cop math applied to pistachios too.
2021-06-22 1:57:24 PM  
Fresno:  The Power. The Passion.  The Hot Nuts.
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