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(CNN)   Refinery that made it rain oil, is shutting down because of the expense of making it rain oil   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-06-21 11:14:44 PM  
The Limetree Bay oil refinery in St. Croix

Wisconsin?

It shouldn't take two paragraphs to identify the location of a farking news story.
 
2021-06-21 11:33:14 PM  
I drink your milkshake.
 
2021-06-21 11:43:30 PM  
Under previous owners, the plant filed for bankruptcy and closed. It reopened earlier this year, backed by private equity firms, under a permit issued by the Trump administration.

Of course it did.
 
2021-06-21 11:43:31 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: The Limetree Bay oil refinery in St. Croix

Wisconsin?

It shouldn't take two paragraphs to identify the location of a farking news story.


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2021-06-21 11:43:59 PM  
It reopened earlier this year, backed by private equity firms, under a permit issued by the Trump

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2021-06-21 11:50:41 PM  
I hope they can find something else to fill that gap.  You can't exactly get a job in the next town over when living in a tiny archipelago.
 
2021-06-21 11:52:41 PM  
Good, glad to see fools and their money parting ways.
 
2021-06-21 11:53:37 PM  
It's like oily raaaaaaiiin on your wedding day...
 
2021-06-22 12:38:21 AM  
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And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
 
2021-06-22 12:44:16 AM  
Look, if it keeps gas prices from going up a few more cents, who cares if some people on some island have to deal with a little light oil rain? It's free oil for one, and for another, if it bothers you so much, just use an umbrella. People sure like to get worked up over the smallest problems.
 
2021-06-22 3:23:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I drink your milkshake.


but does it bring all the boys to the yard?
 
2021-06-22 3:52:40 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I drink your milkshake.


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2021-06-22 5:37:32 AM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: The Limetree Bay oil refinery in St. Croix

Wisconsin?

It shouldn't take two paragraphs to identify the location of a farking news story.


I genuinely don't understand what you are saying.  They identify the location in the headline and the very first line of the story.  The line you quoted.  That says exactly where it is.  

What am I missing?
 
2021-06-22 6:36:47 AM  
How do you know when it's time to build a new refinery?

When it blows up.
 
2021-06-22 2:01:27 PM  

Running a-puck: SoundOfOneHandWanking: The Limetree Bay oil refinery in St. Croix

Wisconsin?

It shouldn't take two paragraphs to identify the location of a farking news story.

I genuinely don't understand what you are saying.  They identify the location in the headline and the very first line of the story.  The line you quoted.  That says exactly where it is.  

What am I missing?



there is more than one St. Croix.  Did the headline change or did you just assume it was VI?
 
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