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2021-06-21 5:57:10 PM  
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2021-06-21 8:33:19 PM  
In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.
 
2021-06-21 9:21:11 PM  
Yeah, but it requires Tony Stark snapping, which kills him in the process.
 
2021-06-21 9:39:06 PM  
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2021-06-21 9:54:10 PM  

Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.


So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.
 
2021-06-21 11:14:08 PM  

foo monkey: Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.

So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.


You want the American Way

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2021-06-21 11:50:53 PM  

mjjt: foo monkey: Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.

So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.

You want the American Way

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It's a semiautomatic, not automatic.
 
2021-06-22 12:07:09 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: mjjt: foo monkey: Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.

So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.

You want the American Way

[Fark user image image 697x862]

It's a semiautomatic, not automatic.


Good grief
 
2021-06-22 12:07:50 AM  
And then that blockhead went over to Skip Westcott's house
 
2021-06-22 1:57:19 AM  
I always wondered why he didn't just kick her instead?

She deserved it and never would've seen it coming, being the manipulative, narcissistic biatch that she is.
 
2021-06-22 3:21:04 AM  

mjjt: Herr Flick's Revenge: mjjt: foo monkey: Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.

So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.

You want the American Way

[Fark user image image 697x862]

It's a semiautomatic, not automatic.

Good grief


There are clips in magazines about this...
 
2021-06-22 3:29:54 AM  

scalpod: I always wondered why he didn't just kick her instead?

She deserved it and never would've seen it coming, being the manipulative, narcissistic biatch that she is.


The comics code and syndication rules.

Thank the Norse gods for loony tunes and anime.
 
2021-06-22 7:45:58 AM  

scalpod: I always wondered why he didn't just kick her instead?

She deserved it and never would've seen it coming, being the manipulative, narcissistic biatch that she is.


Because Charlie Brown is a big pushover
 
2021-06-22 7:58:54 AM  
Between Lucy and Miss Piggy who was the bigger coont?
 
2021-06-22 8:16:04 AM  

scalpod: I always wondered why he didn't just kick her instead?

She deserved it and never would've seen it coming, being the manipulative, narcissistic biatch that she is.


Actually, he did....
 
2021-06-22 9:17:17 AM  

Fano: scalpod: I always wondered why he didn't just kick her instead?

She deserved it and never would've seen it coming, being the manipulative, narcissistic biatch that she is.

Because Charlie Brown is a big pushover


I think he's a sub. She's clearly a Dom, and gets her kicks playing with Charlie's balls. Either that or she beats him and he has a battered wife complex.

Hell why not both?
 
2021-06-22 9:20:59 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Between Lucy and Miss Piggy who was the bigger coont?


Miss Piggy had redeemable qualities, plus, she makes the frog happy. Lucy is just a malignant narcissist with sociopathic tendencies, and Charlie is her prime victim.

Miss Piggy is funny, and brings me joy. Lucy, not, and that was the point of the character. Schultz was a tortured genius - Lucy was supposed to be the biggest coont.
 
2021-06-22 9:45:31 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Between Lucy and Miss Piggy who was the bigger coont?


Lucy by a mile. Piggy is extremely damaged but she does experience other emotional states than "awful".
 
2021-06-22 9:54:08 AM  

mjjt: foo monkey: Somacandra: In the TV shows, he kicks the ball with the help of Snoopy reading Paracelsus in "Its Magic Charlie Brown." Check around the 18 minute mark.

So, Charlie Brown can only kick the football with the help of magic or a human bit by a radioactive spider?  I can't buy into this anymore.  It's nonsense.

You want the American Way

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(Widespread Panic - C. Brown Lyrics | Genius Lyrics)
I C (see) him and he runs up fast
Kicks at the air his friends watch him fall and then laugh
Charlie really likes his friends
But in his heart he knows that sometimes a dog is as good as any man
Trying to do as we should
That doesn't always rhyme with doing what feels good

But you can sit in the grass; it feels good
You don't even need to think a word
You don't have to worry, don't worry

Charlie there is drawing a gun
Right there in the square he's sketched Lucy on the run
Aims his eye, cocks his head
In a cloud of dust, dear old Lucy's gone
Charlie's only trying the golden rule
Draw unto others as they have been drawn to you
 
2021-06-22 11:01:53 AM  
In Mighty Mini-Marvels, Spider-Man goes to kick it, Black Cat pulls it away from him, Carnage pops the ball and they start laughing at him...

...so, Eddie/Venom grab Spider-Man, stick him on the ground and screams, "Super-Punt Special!" and launches Spidey at them at Mach 31 (so it says).

/Came from an ashcan... wish I could find it. The final page Splash is hilarious.
 
2021-06-22 12:14:09 PM  
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2021-06-22 8:16:04 PM  
Here's the first one:
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2021-06-23 10:58:44 AM  
Does this mean Charlie Brown finally gets laid?

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