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(Bricks'n' Reptiles)   Cottage for sale. Comes with 94 year old Hercules, who has outlived last three owners   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Rooms, owners of this picturesque Costwold Cottage, 94-year-old tortoise, Cotswolds, unusual ward, sets of owners of the Grade, Wiltshire, Old Dairy  
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1386 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 21 Jun 2021 at 8:41 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-06-21 7:11:23 PM  
"...which spans three floors and has period fireplaces, a formal dining room and a reception-cum-office..."

Hmm, hmm, much to work with, here...

House comes with 94 year old who frequents the reception cum office?
2021-06-21 8:15:23 PM  
....and that tortoise will probably live to 150 like most of them do.
2021-06-21 8:50:40 PM  
Will the sales contract actually stipulate that the turtle conveys and must be kept and cared for?

Because if it doesn't, it's simply an animal on your property that you can do whatever you want with. Within the law, of course.
2021-06-21 9:06:32 PM  
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2021-06-22 4:30:16 AM  
There is no mention of what tortoise species Hercules is.
Coronary to the impression given by the photo in TFA, he's not very big.

from 2011 when he was 85 years old​w​s/9288721.hercules-the-tortoise-takes-​car-crash-all-in-his-stride/
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2021-06-22 4:34:14 AM  
2021-06-22 11:56:07 AM  
Someone should tell Bonnie Tyler this is where you can find the street wise Hercules.
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