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2021-06-21 8:45:21 AM  
A far cry from these days....

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2021-06-21 8:47:34 AM  
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2021-06-21 8:48:54 AM  
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2021-06-21 10:12:02 AM  
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2021-06-21 11:12:24 AM  
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2021-06-21 11:12:49 AM  
I'm probably jinxing it, but I'm going to say it anyway.

If both series go 7 games, that would be amazing.

SOON
 
2021-06-21 11:34:02 AM  
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2021-06-21 11:37:33 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-21 11:53:59 AM  
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2021-06-21 1:22:53 PM  
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2021-06-21 2:17:30 PM  
This one can go to 7. Vegas Habs can stop at 6 (assuming Habs win next two, of course)

My heart can't take more
 
2021-06-21 2:46:42 PM  
Here's my vote for seven games.
 
2021-06-21 2:49:13 PM  
Fun fact: Game 5s are always played to see either who will take the series lead or if one team already has the lead to see if they can end the series.
 
2021-06-21 2:55:29 PM  

jaylectricity: Fun fact: Game 5s are always played to see either who will take the series lead or if one team already has the lead to see if they can end the series.


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2021-06-21 3:24:07 PM  
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2021-06-21 4:47:12 PM  
MrsRT just asked me the score for the Islanders/Lightning...

Apparently "Uhh, nothing/nothing" wasn't the answer she was looking for.
 
2021-06-21 5:10:50 PM  

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2021-06-21 5:37:06 PM  
 
2021-06-21 6:01:48 PM  
I have no preference for who wins today, but the outcome will affect how I feel about game 6.
 
2021-06-21 6:39:25 PM  
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2021-06-21 6:39:55 PM  
Last minute client call, gotta go look at some work, probably miss the first..
 
2021-06-21 7:26:58 PM  

cyberbenali: In hockey news, Tom Kurvers has died of cancer at the age of 58.

_/FARK CANCER


That sucks. The guys on HNIC announced during last night's game that he was ill. Didn't realize he was so close to the end.

FARK CANCER!
 
2021-06-21 7:35:43 PM  
I want the team that's not $19 million over the cap to win.
 
2021-06-21 7:40:36 PM  
Is Pulock in net tonight?
 
2021-06-21 7:40:50 PM  
Alright fish hunters.  Time to do this thing.

Finally calculated the overtime from the weekend.  Between 5 pm Friday and 8 am today, my paperwork shows 19.5 hours of OT.  Which explains why I'm completely wiped out.  But amazingly, hockey can make things all better
 
2021-06-21 7:42:49 PM  
By the time the playoffs are over, I'm going to be so sick of NBC hyping Simone Biles I'll be tempted to root against her.
 
2021-06-21 7:56:37 PM  

UNC_Samurai: By the time the playoffs are over, I'm going to be so sick of NBC hyping Simone Biles I'll be tempted to root against her.


Oh god!  With the NHL going to BSPN next year, who all are we going to be sick of in the hype department (besides the usual YankeesRedSoxBradyLeBronGoSEC shiat)?
 
2021-06-21 7:57:41 PM  

UNC_Samurai: By the time the playoffs are over, I'm going to be so sick of NBC hyping Simone Biles I'll be tempted to root against her.


She's one of a few athletes that are so far ahead of their contemporaries that it's pretty great to be able to watch, in HD, the domination. Sports that I (and countless others surely) don't care about otherwise get their day in the sun.

Enjoy her while she's still competing even if NBC is obnoxious.
 
2021-06-21 8:05:09 PM  
dude on the radio just mentioned islandefs are up 23-10 in 2nd period goals. hmmmm.
 
2021-06-21 8:05:41 PM  

buckeyebrain: UNC_Samurai: By the time the playoffs are over, I'm going to be so sick of NBC hyping Simone Biles I'll be tempted to root against her.

Oh god!  With the NHL going to BSPN next year, who all are we going to be sick of in the hype department (besides the usual YankeesRedSoxBradyLeBronGoSEC shiat)?


IDK, but I'll bet dollars to donuts Liam McHugh will be doing the pre-game if not calling the games.
 
2021-06-21 8:05:53 PM  
Ok Fishsticks...keep it going.
 
2021-06-21 8:08:54 PM  

Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Fark Account: UNC_Samurai: By the time the playoffs are over, I'm going to be so sick of NBC hyping Simone Biles I'll be tempted to root against her.

She's one of a few athletes that are so far ahead of their contemporaries that it's pretty great to be able to watch, in HD, the domination. Sports that I (and countless others surely) don't care about otherwise get their day in the sun.

Enjoy her while she's still competing even if NBC is obnoxious.


Tyler Perry's username checks out??
 
2021-06-21 8:10:11 PM  

cyberbenali: In hockey news, Tom Kurvers has died of cancer at the age of 58.

_/FARK CANCER


Fark cancer! He was with the Coyotes immediately after he retired, doing radio for a year before moving to scouting and eventually, player personnel director before leaving the team. A friend of mine met him at a team event during his one season in radio and said he was really kind with his time to the fans on that day.
 
2021-06-21 8:10:12 PM  
GOD DAMMIT REFS YOU FARKING SUCK.

There. All warmed up for the game tonight.
 
2021-06-21 8:10:24 PM  
This Capital One commercial on TV isn't as bad as the radio one where SLJ says in his cadence "NOT ANYMORE SUSAN!!!"

In the radio ad it sounds like he's going to shoot her in the face after he says it.
 
2021-06-21 8:10:47 PM  
WHAR HOCKEY
 
2021-06-21 8:12:33 PM  
alright, all the streams and videos and channels are up and running, I swear I need more screens, or more devices, or content providers to stop rejecting Linux as a platform.
 
2021-06-21 8:13:59 PM  
Soon?
 
2021-06-21 8:14:32 PM  
hockey!
 
2021-06-21 8:15:06 PM  
Made it in time!

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2021-06-21 8:17:13 PM  
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2021-06-21 8:19:11 PM  
Evening, all.
 
2021-06-21 8:19:26 PM  
Early Lightning strike.
Stamkos is on the board.
 
2021-06-21 8:19:35 PM  
well, that was quick
 
2021-06-21 8:19:51 PM  
gřrrrrŕrrrrrř
 
2021-06-21 8:20:10 PM  
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2021-06-21 8:20:17 PM  
Bolts strike early, Stamkos makes it 1-0 45 seconds in!

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