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(TMZ)   Usain Bolt celebrates Father's Day by introducing his newborn twins. Good luck to him. Not even the fastest man in the world can keep up with twin toddlers   (tmz.com) divider line
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2021-06-20 8:39:56 PM  
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2021-06-20 8:42:14 PM  
will Saint be grateful or resentful they weren't named Lightning?
 
2021-06-20 9:36:49 PM  
Subby: when it comes to kids, it isn't like a 100 m sprint. It's more like an ultra-marathon (where the kids wear you down to win).
 
2021-06-20 9:53:01 PM  
I love that the fastest man in the world has the name Bolt. It's just tastefully short of being named Usain FastRunnyMcSpeedyGuy.
 
2021-06-20 10:37:11 PM  

GoodHomer: Subby: when it comes to kids, it isn't like a 100 m sprint. It's more like an ultra-marathon (where the kids wear you down to win).


The days are long, but the years are short.
 
2021-06-20 10:49:22 PM  

Miss Stein: GoodHomer: Subby: when it comes to kids, it isn't like a 100 m sprint. It's more like an ultra-marathon (where the kids wear you down to win).

The days are long, but the years are short.


And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
 
2021-06-20 11:56:45 PM  
It is hard to chase down one toddler. My nephew is proof.
 
2021-06-21 2:28:34 AM  
However millions of dollars can greatly reduce the need to run after them.
 
2021-06-21 5:59:48 AM  
I want Usain to take up coaching.
/Coach Bolt
//The veal...
 
2021-06-21 9:08:20 AM  

virulent_loser: will Saint be grateful or resentful they weren't named Lightning?


His first child is called Olympia Lightning Bolt. The new twins are Saint Leo and Thunder.
 
2021-06-21 11:09:33 AM  

ukexpat: virulent_loser: will Saint be grateful or resentful they weren't named Lightning?

His first child is called Olympia Lightning Bolt. The new twins are Saint Leo and Thunder.


oh. I only knew about the Olympia part. whoops.
 
2021-06-21 3:18:13 PM  
My buddy wanted one more baby, and got twins instead.  It was a few years before sanity resumed.
 
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