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2021-06-20 7:43:57 AM  
Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.
 
2021-06-20 7:55:24 AM  

BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.


Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders
 
2021-06-20 8:08:39 AM  

vudukungfu: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders


Then arrest him for public indecency.
 
2021-06-20 9:53:13 AM  
Every city that he grifted money from should put liens on Trumps properties.
 
2021-06-20 9:53:46 AM  

enry: vudukungfu: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders

Then arrest him for public indecency.


I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.
 
2021-06-20 9:55:52 AM  
So farking weak. What about HE MUST OR ELSE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR DEBT DELINQUENCY??

No farking lawyer bullshiat. Make him pay or send his ass to jail like a normal person.
 
2021-06-20 9:57:32 AM  
Sorry, once you have their money, you never give it back.
 
2021-06-20 9:59:13 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: Every city that he grifted money from should put liens on Trumps properties.


Would be nice if it worked that way but it doesn't. The campaign owes the money, not Trump himself.
 
2021-06-20 10:00:07 AM  

The Lone Gunman: I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.


As someone with a passing interest in brain neuroanatomy I'd pay $3 for Trump's brain just to do a high resolution MRI on it to figure out what the fark is wrong with him. There is undoubtedly some major functional deviancy and I can only imagine how aberrant it would look. Like that donkey cheese from Croatia with the living maggots in it.
 
2021-06-20 10:00:29 AM  
"A Trump never pays his debts"
The Trump family motto.
 
2021-06-20 10:00:48 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Sorry, once you have their money, you never give it back.


Comparing trump to Ferengi is a grave insult to Ferengi.
 
2021-06-20 10:01:20 AM  
Put a lien on Mar a Largo.
 
2021-06-20 10:01:31 AM  

lolmao500: So farking weak. What about HE MUST OR ELSE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR DEBT DELINQUENCY??

No farking lawyer bullshiat. Make him pay or send his ass to jail like a normal person.


Debtors prisons. British. Musketballs. Faces and all that.

No.
 
2021-06-20 10:02:19 AM  
It owes the El Paso police department more than $381,000 alone.

The city should have held payment for the cops, and then let the individual cops know where the money was and why they weren't getting it.

/Why is the city providing security for political/fund-raising events?  This should all be private and off the cities books.  Why, the way it's run now, the city could get stiffed!
 
2021-06-20 10:03:17 AM  
This the reason I will never rent to a republican.  They are all slobs, carry diseases and never pay their Bill's.  It's part of their christian "ethos."
 
2021-06-20 10:05:51 AM  

The Lone Gunman: enry: vudukungfu: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders

Then arrest him for public indecency.

I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.


I'm pretty sure his brain is so farkin dense it could be useful as a shield for nuclear reactors
 
2021-06-20 10:06:03 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: Every city that he grifted money from should put liens on Trumps properties.


There is a rub, there is no way that D2S is personally on the hook, the rallies are managed by the campaign and billed to the campaign, so no judge is going to allow a lean on the orange jackasses properties.

i would love to have a conversation with the judges that approved the 4th, 5th and 6th bankruptcies of this stealing scumbag. "Whelp, you have sucked out every dime any moran was dumb enough to hand you as an investment in this stupid farking idea, so sure, why not give you bankruptcy protection from your investors, creditors and contractors, again, for the 6th time."
 
2021-06-20 10:07:54 AM  

BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.


Speaking of...do his idiot spawn still have protection or does that run out today?
 
2021-06-20 10:08:22 AM  
Someone used the word mendacious the other day and while I thought I knew the gist of the definition, I looked it up anyway. Figured the result that came up would be appropriate here.

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Used to be a joke that someone's picture could be found next to the definition of certain words. Guess this was too good to pass up.
 
2021-06-20 10:13:50 AM  

berylman: The Lone Gunman: I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.

As someone with a passing interest in brain neuroanatomy I'd pay $3 for Trump's brain just to do a high resolution MRI on it to figure out what the fark is wrong with him. There is undoubtedly some major functional deviancy and I can only imagine how aberrant it would look. Like that donkey cheese from Croatia with the living maggots in it.


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2021-06-20 10:19:28 AM  

Sexy Jesus: lolmao500: So farking weak. What about HE MUST OR ELSE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR DEBT DELINQUENCY??

No farking lawyer bullshiat. Make him pay or send his ass to jail like a normal person.

Debtors prisons. British. Musketballs. Faces and all that.

No.


When you owe $500 000 and you have the money to pay but you wont, this aint about putting poor people in jail, you're basically stealing from people. Trump is a goddamn thief.
 
2021-06-20 10:19:58 AM  
Trump....the Anti-Lannister.
 
2021-06-20 10:20:26 AM  
It's not him personally, it's his campaign. And the campaign should still have millions on hand. Their attempt to collect should be interesting as it might bring to light where that money is and how much there is and who's in control of it and what it has been used for. Especially since 2020.
 
2021-06-20 10:21:40 AM  
He can pay Albuquerque the $200K+ he owes us too.
 
2021-06-20 10:22:17 AM  
If his campaign technically owns the plane he arrives in, seize it.  For some reason I remember his private Trump Org 747 being mothballed during his presidency because he used AF1.  So what's he flying now, and who owns it?  His campaign grift has enough ill-gotten booty to buy him a new plane.  So if they own it, and it touches down in Texas, seize it.

Auction starts next week at 600k if Donnie can't come up with the money by auction time.  Watch in hilarity as Donnie screws it all up and doesn't pay off the debt in time.
 
2021-06-20 10:23:01 AM  

vudukungfu: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders


The barrel in question:
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2021-06-20 10:24:16 AM  
Man, I wish this is how it was -- because this is what Trump deserves.

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2021-06-20 10:26:57 AM  

BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.


The judge should have issued a bench warrant for trump to be arrested and jailed the moment he steps off the plane, and jail him until El Paso is paid.

Whining isn't going to get the money.
 
2021-06-20 10:30:27 AM  

suebhoney: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

The judge should have issued a bench warrant for trump to be arrested and jailed the moment he steps off the plane, and jail him until El Paso is paid.

Whining isn't going to get the money.


Until republicans are held responsible for their actions the criminal behavior and grift will continue.
 
2021-06-20 10:32:52 AM  

jerryskid: This the reason I will never rent to a republican.  They are all slobs, carry diseases and never pay their Bill's.  It's part of their christian "ethos."


I fired my lawn guy right after the election went to trump. I saw his sticker on his truck before but when he wore that hat I had a fit. I let him finish mowing and then told him I wasn't going to pay him. I said its the trump way. He started crying and saying he needed the money for christmas presents for his kids. I held firm.
 
2021-06-20 10:33:03 AM  

Shamwow: suebhoney: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

The judge should have issued a bench warrant for trump to be arrested and jailed the moment he steps off the plane, and jail him until El Paso is paid.

Whining isn't going to get the money.

Until republicans are held responsible for their actions the criminal behavior and grift will continue.


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2021-06-20 10:33:51 AM  

SecondaryControl: It owes the El Paso police department more than $381,000 alone.

The city should have held payment for the cops, and then let the individual cops know where the money was and why they weren't getting it.

/Why is the city providing security for political/fund-raising events?  This should all be private and off the cities books.  Why, the way it's run now, the city could get stiffed!


And let the cops miss out on that sweet side gig money?

Do you even America, bro?
 
2021-06-20 10:34:13 AM  

BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.


A slight difference.  He has SS protection.  He does NOT have command of the agency.
 
2021-06-20 10:34:46 AM  
The Trump campaign hasn't yet paid a dime. It owes the El Paso police department more than $381,000 alone. Michael Glassner, the CEO of Trump's campaign, told ABC two years ago: "We are reviewing" the bill.

The review is a very complex, painstaking, in-depth process, and should be completed shortly after Trump drops dead.
 
2021-06-20 10:35:36 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Sorry, once you have their money, you never give it back.


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Approves.
 
2021-06-20 10:35:44 AM  

BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.


This is the county judge. They are the chief executive of the county, not a judge in the legal sense of trying cases and issuing orders.
 
2021-06-20 10:35:57 AM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: He can pay Albuquerque the $200K+ he owes us too.


You shoulda taken a left, Albuquerque
 
2021-06-20 10:36:01 AM  
I hate the meme, but ain't nothing gonna happen while Gov. Wheels is in charge and if Trump doesn't step foot in El Paso on this trip.
 
2021-06-20 10:36:18 AM  
Have ICE arrest him when he arrives at the border.  That would be an hysterical photo op.
 
2021-06-20 10:37:06 AM  

lolmao500: So farking weak. What about HE MUST OR ELSE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR DEBT DELINQUENCY??

No farking lawyer bullshiat. Make him pay or send his ass to jail like a normal person.


You have debtor's prisons?
 
2021-06-20 10:37:42 AM  

berylman: The Lone Gunman: I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.

As someone with a passing interest in brain neuroanatomy I'd pay $3 for Trump's brain just to do a high resolution MRI on it to figure out what the fark is wrong with him. There is undoubtedly some major functional deviancy and I can only imagine how aberrant it would look. Like that donkey cheese from Croatia with the living maggots in it.


Sardinia, actually, but yeah.
 
2021-06-20 10:37:53 AM  
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2021-06-20 10:39:05 AM  
Anyone going to mention that this is talking about the county executive and not a member of the judiciary?
 
2021-06-20 10:40:32 AM  

vudukungfu: BizarreMan: Should be interesting.

Trump still has the Secret Service, but doesn't have the power of the presidency behind him now to be able to ignore such things.

I wonder if the city could seize items on his person to apply as payment.

Strip him down to a barrel and suspenders


More like a Gorda and some lifting straps, amirite?
 
2021-06-20 10:43:36 AM  

berylman: The Lone Gunman: I'm guessing his organs wouldn't go for much, although I'll bet if you auctioned his brain some Qbert would bid $1m for it. And then not pay.

As someone with a passing interest in brain neuroanatomy I'd pay $3 for Trump's brain just to do a high resolution MRI on it to figure out what the fark is wrong with him. There is undoubtedly some major functional deviancy and I can only imagine how aberrant it would look. Like that donkey cheese from Croatia with the living maggots in it.


I won't pay a nickel for it after his death. Dead brains can't tell you squat.

Functional MRI now, though, I'll give a thousand to do it.
 
2021-06-20 10:45:13 AM  

lolmao500: Sexy Jesus: lolmao500: So farking weak. What about HE MUST OR ELSE HE WILL BE JAILED FOR DEBT DELINQUENCY??

No farking lawyer bullshiat. Make him pay or send his ass to jail like a normal person.

Debtors prisons. British. Musketballs. Faces and all that.

No.

When you owe $500 000 and you have the money to pay but you wont, this aint about putting poor people in jail, you're basically stealing from people. Trump is a goddamn thief.


Trump is the king of "a penny saved (bill not paid), is penny earned"  -- or "addition by subtraction"
 
2021-06-20 10:45:38 AM  
Does Trump paying the money he owes do anything for Trump? No? Well then, it ain't going to farking happen.

Never in the history of the universe has anyone been more predictably self-centered.
 
2021-06-20 10:50:14 AM  
And yet....large numbers of Hispanics down here will support Trump no questions asked because he's a "real man" who "gets stuff done" and not one of those flaky socialist liberals.

I'll never forget the interview NPR did with the Hispanic guy whose brother and sister-in-law were both shot in the El Paso Walmart shooting and left their little baby behind that he would have to care for. The shooter, a psychotic racist, slaughters as many Mexicans as he can, egged on by Trumps rhetoric, and this guy still poses for a photo-op with Trump (with his brother's baby!!!) when Trump comes down to "comfort" the shooting victims and then the guy goes on NPR and tells people how Trump is blameless and is a stand-up guy.

How do you reach those people?
 
2021-06-20 10:55:53 AM  
It's Texas. Just put a bullet in his head and dump the bloated corpse in an oil field somewhere.
 
2021-06-20 10:58:36 AM  

Hector_Lemans: And yet....large numbers of Hispanics down here will support Trump no questions asked because he's a "real man" who "gets stuff done" and not one of those flaky socialist liberals.

I'll never forget the interview NPR did with the Hispanic guy whose brother and sister-in-law were both shot in the El Paso Walmart shooting and left their little baby behind that he would have to care for. The shooter, a psychotic racist, slaughters as many Mexicans as he can, egged on by Trumps rhetoric, and this guy still poses for a photo-op with Trump (with his brother's baby!!!) when Trump comes down to "comfort" the shooting victims and then the guy goes on NPR and tells people how Trump is blameless and is a stand-up guy.

How do you reach those people?


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