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(Mother Jones)   The man who seized an aviary announces run for governor   (motherjones.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Idaho, Republican Party, Ammon Bundy, governor of Idaho, Haley Barbour, Public land, federal government, Republican Party of Idaho  
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2021-06-20 1:40:33 AM  
That's one way to avoid grazing fees, I guess.
 
2021-06-20 2:23:07 AM  
Bundy is one of 14 children of Cliven Bundy, the famously obstreperous Nevada rancher who, since 1994, has refused to pay his grazing fees to the federal government for the use of public lands.

That's college-people talk for "ass-hol-ious."
 
2021-06-20 5:24:44 AM  
No matter what they claim to represent, disruptors seek power.
 
2021-06-20 5:29:31 AM  
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2021-06-20 5:35:44 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bundy is one of 14 children of Cliven Bundy, the famously obstreperous Nevada rancher who, since 1994, has refused to pay his grazing fees to the federal government for the use of public lands.

That's college-people talk for "ass-hol-ious."


And it confused the pregnant women who came to see him.
 
2021-06-20 5:42:02 AM  
Protesters should turn up in blue tarps. 44 gallon drums of anal lubricant optional extra...
 
2021-06-20 5:42:57 AM  
claiming that it had drawn more than 700 people.

Well, shiat, we're boned. That's twice what the bunkie inauguration was. He can't lose.

But video from the announcement showed a lot of empty chairs and sparse attendance.

Oh. Never mind.
 
2021-06-20 5:44:20 AM  

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Bill the Cat
 
2021-06-20 5:48:53 AM  
I can't wait to send dildos to his campaign headquarters.

/And the Idaho Republican party HQ, because why the hell not.
 
2021-06-20 5:50:03 AM  
who would have ever thought America would have become so ridiculous.

Indeed.
 
2021-06-20 5:59:46 AM  
We can laugh and send all the dildos we want but this shiat is gaining power ala Qbert and Neanderthal Woman and the MO Nazi along with the old school Gohmerts et al.


They are working on school boards on up and the only way to stop them is the ballot box and we know how that is going. Just remember it is the tourists that vote for these people.
 
2021-06-20 6:13:22 AM  
"Seized an aviary"...

That's gotta be a euphemism for something contrary to the laws of both nature and man.
 
2021-06-20 6:33:24 AM  

aagrajag: "Seized an aviary"...

That's gotta be a euphemism for something contrary to the laws of both nature and man.


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2021-06-20 6:33:24 AM  

aagrajag: "Seized an aviary"...

That's gotta be a euphemism for something contrary to the laws of both nature and man.


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2021-06-20 6:39:49 AM  

Soy Cowboy: aagrajag: "Seized an aviary"...

That's gotta be a euphemism for something contrary to the laws of both nature and man.

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Dear god, you win.

Off to pour a nice glass of eye bleach...
 
2021-06-20 6:56:17 AM  
Man who is banned from the Idaho state capitol runs for a job in that building.
 
2021-06-20 6:57:05 AM  
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2021-06-20 7:09:06 AM  
It is clear that our duty as farkers is to find the address for his campaign headquarters, so that we can mail him all the snacks he had coming at Malheur.

And dildos.
 
2021-06-20 7:15:14 AM  

saturn badger: We can laugh and send all the dildos we want but this shiat is gaining power ala Qbert and Neanderthal Woman and the MO Nazi along with the old school Gohmerts et al.


Don't forget the guy from the Bonnie and Clyde couple is also running for governor. That's where the QGP is now. Get infamous for doing something awful and get rewarded for it. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle Rittenhouse runs in '36 or whenever he turns 35.
 
2021-06-20 7:20:03 AM  
he looks like he seized an apiary
 
2021-06-20 7:28:16 AM  
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2021-06-20 7:43:15 AM  
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/This was later proven false.
//Consider that a tin statue to a lost cause. Learn from it.
 
2021-06-20 7:43:21 AM  
No. People like him must be stopped. You know...

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2021-06-20 7:44:08 AM  
Obstreperous? Drink more milk, you need calcium.
 
2021-06-20 7:47:24 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: No. People like him must be stopped. You know...

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Look up "straight face desperately trying not to laugh", and you will see Cleavon Little, right here.
 
2021-06-20 7:59:36 AM  
He should legally change his name to Q Ammon
 
2021-06-20 8:07:23 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bundy is one of 14 children of Cliven Bundy, the famously obstreperous Nevada rancher who, since 1994, has refused to pay his grazing fees to the federal government for the use of public lands.

That's college-people talk for "ass-hol-ious."


Huh and I thought he was more of a shifty, lazy, racist, piece of shiat, scammer. I was talking about Cliven but I bet Ammon and the rest of the inbred clan can tell us about the n**ro.
 
2021-06-20 8:08:09 AM  

Shaggy_C: He should legally change his name to Q Ammon


If he is not referenced here as such in the next headline - and you all know there's gonna be a few - well, Fark is just done, then.
 
2021-06-20 8:10:26 AM  

inglixthemad: ecmoRandomNumbers: Bundy is one of 14 children of Cliven Bundy, the famously obstreperous Nevada rancher who, since 1994, has refused to pay his grazing fees to the federal government for the use of public lands.

That's college-people talk for "ass-hol-ious."

Huh and I thought he was more of a shifty, lazy, racist, piece of shiat, scammer. I was talking about Cliven but I bet Ammon and the rest of the inbred clan can tell us about the n**ro.


"The negro"...

Which one? I mean, using the definite article, they must be always on about this one guy who accidentally backed over a certain asshole's face or something.
 
2021-06-20 8:28:08 AM  

mrparks: No matter what they claim to represent, disruptors seek power.


It's different when my guys do it.

That's okay.
 
2021-06-20 8:34:52 AM  

LarrySouth: Protesters should turn up in blue tarps. 44 gallon drums of anal lubricant optional extra...


How hilarious would a drone drop of gummy dicks or a giant dildo on him at a rally be?
 
2021-06-20 8:42:19 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he looks like he seized an apiary


Being less than half a cup of coffee in, that's how I read it at first.  What seizing an apiary might look like:
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2021-06-20 8:55:27 AM  
It's hard to be this high and write a vitriolic post that covers the extent of this clown shoes family's racist and fraudulent and illegal behavior with the venom and bile they deserve. Suffice to his I hate this guy, his family, and anyone stupid enough to support them with the heat of 1,000 burning suns.
 
2021-06-20 9:00:24 AM  

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2021-06-20 9:02:29 AM  

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Bah. Guess I should have scrolled down.
 
2021-06-20 9:09:03 AM  
The latest housing boom has Californians moving to Idaho, will be interesting to see how it affects the states politics.
 
2021-06-20 9:18:09 AM  

saturn badger: who would have ever thought America would have become so ridiculous.

Indeed.


We have always been this stupid. We just hear about all the ridiculous stories now because of the internet and sites like fark.
 
2021-06-20 9:46:04 AM  
*sigh*
here we go again...

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/chinese made
 
2021-06-20 10:06:22 AM  
Another American Taliban skidmark in office when it should be in prison? Yeah, I could see that in Idaho.
 
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2021-06-20 10:06:28 AM  

LarryDan43: The latest housing boom has Californians moving to Idaho, will be interesting to see how it affects the states politics.


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Moving to Idaho for work?  Not just retirement?  Yeah, that might tug local politics left and then move up the line.

Voter suppression laws have been a thing in Idaho, just like in other red states.  So we'll see how the California influx is impacted by these.
 
2021-06-20 10:06:42 AM  

berylman: saturn badger: We can laugh and send all the dildos we want but this shiat is gaining power ala Qbert and Neanderthal Woman and the MO Nazi along with the old school Gohmerts et al.

Don't forget the guy from the Bonnie and Clyde couple is also running for governor. That's where the QGP is now. Get infamous for doing something awful and get rewarded for it. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle Rittenhouse runs in '36 or whenever he turns 35.


It'll be Representative Rittenhouse long before that and no you can't stop him taking Mommy's rifle to Co greed to protect America's strip malls and donut shops and anyway why would you want to that's unamerican
 
2021-06-20 10:07:28 AM  
Gotta like how the autocorrect interjected itself into Congress lol Co greed indeed
 
2021-06-20 10:07:51 AM  
"Republicans are the party of law and order..."

Hahahahahahahahaha!! Oh really?? Jan. 6., death threats and intimidation to fellow Republicans that don't worship the orange god, electing racist, asshole party leaders, disbelieving practical science and medical information during a pandemic, and much, much more. A more accurate description of "Republicans" would be "The lowest form of humanity possible."
 
2021-06-20 10:09:26 AM  
CSB
When I was a kid my family lived in a tiny town called Emmett, Idaho. After we moved away, my goal in life was to become the most famous person who ever lived in Emmett. I was pacing myself, but I've been on track.

Then Breaking Bad became a huge tv show, partly on the strength of Jesse Pinkman. Turns out that actor was born and raised in Emmett. But he's a great guy, so I can only be happy for him. However, I'm annoyed at how high he has raised the bar for me.

Then recently Ammon Bundy moved there. Did I mention that I think Aaron Paul is a great guy?

Now I'll have to headline Woodstock, or something like that, just to achieve that childhood goal.
 
2021-06-20 10:22:06 AM  
If he wins, will he be sworn in on a Bad Dragon catalog?
 
2021-06-20 10:45:36 AM  

berylman: saturn badger: We can laugh and send all the dildos we want but this shiat is gaining power ala Qbert and Neanderthal Woman and the MO Nazi along with the old school Gohmerts et al.

Don't forget the guy from the Bonnie and Clyde couple is also running for governor. That's where the QGP is now. Get infamous for doing something awful and get rewarded for it. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle Rittenhouse runs in '36 or whenever he turns 35.


I don't think Clyde is going to work out. His ratings are in the outhouse and, from the breitfart comments, he is not made of the right stuff. He apologized (the ultimate sin), he is weak for not fighting and doing a plea bargain. They were brutal against him for showing weakness because showed his belly instead of fighting it to the end. Not a single comment in support which surprised me.

Now the Kyle kid... that's the joker in the deck right now. If he fights it to the end and gets off then yeah but if he cops a plea the same as above.

Show weakness and boom! Gone. Bundy knows this only too well. He will be an asshole all the way along the line.
 
2021-06-20 10:48:38 AM  

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Skunky beer face.
 
2021-06-20 10:51:14 AM  

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Which side works?
 
2021-06-20 10:57:38 AM  
"I was told he was a southpaw before the match."

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2021-06-20 11:08:20 AM  

dsmith42: saturn badger: who would have ever thought America would have become so ridiculous.

Indeed.

We have always been this stupid. We just hear about all the ridiculous stories now because of the internet and sites like fark.


A long time ago in internet time (a few months) someone here mentioned something about far left wing sites and I asked them to point me to a few. At least one.

They told me they exist, and I agree they do, but they told me I have to look for them. They didn't offer any sites at all. Only that I had to look for them.

Anyone here can point to at least a dozen RWNJ sites. There are hundreds we can point to. The web is saturated with them.

I ask again. Show me left wing nut job sites. I mean real ones and not the cube shiat. Political ones. They do exist but not in the hundreds or thousands like the RWNJ ones.
 
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