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(ESPN)   It's a Saturday of football superpowers at Euro 2020. First, Hungary tries to look respectable against France at 9 AM ET. Then Portugal takes on Germany at Noon and Spain hosts Poland at 3 PM   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-06-19 8:16:03 AM  
It's a hot day in Hungary today.
Already 34ºc on my balcony.
Pretty sure there will be drinks breaks in this first game otherwise someone's going to die
 
2021-06-19 8:41:44 AM  
Alright, back in a footie thread, been enjoying the tournament so far (my co-worker from Croatia, less so)
 
2021-06-19 8:51:02 AM  
Everyone gets the deals. Questions?
 
2021-06-19 8:54:24 AM  
Michael Oliver with the whistle today.
 
2021-06-19 8:55:25 AM  
Good, ESPN has Ian Darke calling the Hungary - France game.
 
2021-06-19 8:56:33 AM  
Oh gawd. I thought the English team singing was bad.
 
2021-06-19 9:02:41 AM  
Hajrá Magarok!
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2021-06-19 9:03:27 AM  

Pista: Hajrá Magarok!
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Are the cats plotting how to get to the flag?
 
2021-06-19 9:04:57 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: Hajrá Magarok!
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Are the cats plotting how to get to the flag?


They appear to be plotting how to stay asleep
 
2021-06-19 9:06:05 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: Hajrá Magarok!
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Are the cats plotting how to get to the flag?

They appear to be plotting how to stay asleep


Haha.
They'll soon be awake when the Hungarian goals start raining in
 
2021-06-19 9:08:16 AM  
This is one of those rare days where I, as an England fan, will be cheering for Germany to win.

Mostly because it's always funny to see Cristiano Ronaldo lose.

As to the other games, I want chaos. So go Hungary & Poland.
 
2021-06-19 9:10:44 AM  
In a fit of hubris, I ordered an England home shirt after the Croatia match. It's supposed to arrive Monday.

I'll be wearing it for Tuesday's Czech Republic match, but knowing my luck, that'll be the final England match of this tournament...
 
2021-06-19 9:13:35 AM  
Great save even though it was offside
 
2021-06-19 9:15:46 AM  
The weather playing hell with my satellite dish
 
2021-06-19 9:16:02 AM  

LucklessWonder: In a fit of hubris, I ordered an England home shirt after the Croatia match. It's supposed to arrive Monday.

I'll be wearing it for Tuesday's Czech Republic match, but knowing my luck, that'll be the final England match of this tournament...


I picked up a trio of shirts (not kits) from the local sports store just last week.  They've been quite unlucky so far:

Wore my English shirt only yesterday, draw
Wore my Germany shirt, loss

Not sure if I should keep my France shirt on or not....
 
2021-06-19 9:17:51 AM  
Tell you what's a good idea Hungary.
Mark Mbappe
 
2021-06-19 9:19:23 AM  
Sallai meet Kimpembe

ouch
 
2021-06-19 9:22:14 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: Michael Oliver with the whistle today.


I read that as John Oliver at first.  Working on my second coffee as clearly that is needed.
 
2021-06-19 9:24:58 AM  
Juice box and orange slice break
 
2021-06-19 9:26:54 AM  
France seem to thinking the Hungarians are zombies, they're going for the head.
 
2021-06-19 9:26:57 AM  
Szalai having to be subbed out already.
He doesn't look good right now.
 
2021-06-19 9:27:02 AM  
Welcome to the game, here's your headshot.
 
2021-06-19 9:27:59 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Szalai having to be subbed out already.
He doesn't look good right now.


Looks like he overheated.
I would not want to be out there in this heat
 
2021-06-19 9:28:22 AM  
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S'all I came in here for. Enjoy everyone.
 
2021-06-19 9:29:22 AM  

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: Szalai having to be subbed out already.
He doesn't look good right now.

Looks like he overheated.
I would not want to be out there in this heat


I don't see what the big deal is.
But I grew up in hotter than this.
 
2021-06-19 9:31:15 AM  
France's "miss golden opportunities" strategy is interesting.
 
2021-06-19 9:32:02 AM  
Benzema slices his shot wide.
Really should have scored.
 
2021-06-19 9:33:44 AM  

JerseyTim: France's "miss golden opportunities" strategy is interesting.


It really is.  It seems like if they miss enough times by ever shorter margins, the goal will magically enlarge
 
2021-06-19 9:34:18 AM  
Another shot wide for France.
This time by Mbappe.
 
2021-06-19 9:37:05 AM  
I can't get used to Péter Gulácsi's rug installation.
I suppose it makes him look a bit less like Prince William
 
2021-06-19 9:37:55 AM  
Pogba getting into the missing the goal action
 
2021-06-19 9:44:48 AM  

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: Szalai having to be subbed out already.
He doesn't look good right now.

Looks like he overheated.
I would not want to be out there in this heat



At least Germany-Portugal will be played in Munich and not here in Berlin.
And Spain-Poland in Seville (~24°) and not Poland.

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/ haven't been outside today yet
 
2021-06-19 9:46:34 AM  
Fiola!
 
2021-06-19 9:48:17 AM  
Oh wow.
Hungary take the lead right before halftime.
What a solo effort by Fiola!
1-0
 
2021-06-19 9:48:20 AM  
Shock of the tournament!!
 
2021-06-19 9:48:41 AM  
Wow!!  Hungary breaks through!
 
2021-06-19 9:48:52 AM  
I get the enthusiasm for scoring, but my word that's a lot of Covid violations being broken if this wasn't in Hungary :)
 
2021-06-19 9:49:33 AM  
attila the hungarian
 
2021-06-19 9:49:34 AM  
Merde!
 
2021-06-19 9:50:17 AM  
Word of the day: profligate.
 
2021-06-19 9:50:19 AM  
RIA RIA HUN GAR IA!
 
2021-06-19 9:50:36 AM  
Might get started on the pálinka now
 
2021-06-19 9:50:52 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: I get the enthusiasm for scoring, but my word that's a lot of Covid violations being broken if this wasn't in Hungary :)


that poor reporter probably shiat herself when they jumped all over her table and knocked away all her things
 
2021-06-19 9:51:59 AM  

Pista: It's a hot day in Hungary today.
Already 34ºc on my balcony.
Pretty sure there will be drinks breaks in this first game otherwise someone's going to die


just took pogba getting scythed to kick in the cooling break
 
2021-06-19 9:53:57 AM  
Let Chaos Reign!
 
2021-06-19 9:54:31 AM  
Bunch of flopping little pussies.

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2021-06-19 10:00:27 AM  

Pista: I can't get used to Péter Gulácsi's rug installation.
I suppose it makes him look a bit less like Prince William


His what?
Is that a reference to a mustache (didn't catch him in close-up).

Or is he copying my style? ;)
When I was playing as a goalie in such weather (usually in long sleeves and pants because of the bone-dry artifical turf), I sometimes put my shower towel on the top of the net so I or at least my head had a spot of shade to stay in when the flow of the match would allow it.
 
2021-06-19 10:01:46 AM  
I would love to be a European motorcycle cop. I bet it's a lot of fun.
 
2021-06-19 10:02:47 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Pista: I can't get used to Péter Gulácsi's rug installation.
I suppose it makes him look a bit less like Prince William

His what?
Is that a reference to a mustache (didn't catch him in close-up).

Or is he copying my style? ;)
When I was playing as a goalie in such weather (usually in long sleeves and pants because of the bone-dry artifical turf), I sometimes put my shower towel on the top of the net so I or at least my head had a spot of shade to stay in when the flow of the match would allow it.


He is trying to cover up his growing baldness.
 
2021-06-19 10:03:21 AM  
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